The picture showed our ancestors, and they were all shocked to the point of being speechless.

"A crime was committed...catch him."

"That mouth really knows how to trick people into wearing underpants when they go shopping." Although they didn't know what underpants were, as mentioned before, the woman covered in bulging bags said: "I won't let you go today." If you are bankrupt, your pants will be tight! 'They still remember it deeply.

"The deserter... wasn't executed? How could he still run out and go on a blind date?"

The ancient beekeeper was stunned for a moment, "The company... has tens of thousands of employees, is it a business?"

"Keep a bee and become a big boss..."

The common people's minds came to a buffer, and then there was a burst of laughter...

"Haha... you can't tell if you don't walk, but you can still take two steps if you are in a hurry. Is this how you describe a lame person?"

"He jumped up to 1.8 meters tall hahaha..."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't laugh too loudly. It's wrong to laugh at other people's height...Pfft."

At the end, the man's laughter stopped suddenly, and the person who had just burst out didn't see it, "Why don't you laugh?"

"...The one who rides on the horse is a murderer."

The man immediately retracted his grin and said, "Zundu is fake?"

"You...you still respect Dudu and pretend to be Dudu. You belong to a gentleman's family. Isn't it disgusting?"

"I'm disgusting with you, what can you do?"

"Hey you……"

...(in battle)

The common people felt that their brains were traumatized, "... He didn't kill me all the way here. It seems that he has really changed."

"If you change, you will still be a good person, so why don't you marry the matchmaker yourself? Don't harm others."

"I heard that it should be someone who kills intentionally... The murderer goes to live with the murderer to see who has changed."

"Well said! Whoever survives to the end is the winner."

"Then the two of us must worry about each other all day long...the other's life."

"No, everyone is worried about their own lives."

"If you don't agree with each other, you should find it yourself. If you can't find it, you won't get married. You have to find someone you like, but you can't make do with it." This is what Yu Nianzhi thinks in his heart. He doesn't want to be like an NPC. Complete the mundane life-long task of getting married and having children. Marriage is about happiness.

Everyone laughed when they heard this, "How can it be so easy?"

[Explanation of the Anti-Japanese Divine Drama]

Everyone: "!"

A film and television drama with an anti-Japanese plot! Can they watch it? Can you really watch it? Still a commentary!

They were looking forward to it, but worried at the same time. They wanted to see how the country was built in future generations, but they couldn't bear to see those cruel scenes...

System 00: It’s too early to worry...

It immediately tore up a devil with its hands to cheer up the ancestors!

Otherwise, I'll perform a flying dance for you on a bicycle!

[“Have the editors who can produce these lines really graduated from elementary school?

As soon as several officers came up, they were discussing enthusiastically how to blow up Baga's bunker:

["A total of three demolition teams participated in the operation tonight. Each team of five people was equipped with a short ladder to climb over the blockade trench, and each person carried 3 kilograms of explosives."]

Good guys, each person brings 150 kilograms of explosives. This weight is equivalent to one O'Neal. I really can't imagine how a soldier can carry O'Neal to blow up a bunker. Are you all the Hulk? ”]

Someone couldn't help laughing as soon as they came up, "Pfft haha... Little Japan is also called Bagaben."

"Mist grass...how many kilograms is it?"

"150 pounds is as heavy as a strong man in his prime..."

"Climb the ladder, carry the strong man on your back, and climb over the blockade...are you overturned?"

They thought that carrying 150 kilograms of explosives on their backs was enough, but when they saw the giant O'Neal, everyone was dumbfounded.

"This, this, this... this should cost three to four hundred kilograms!"

"What did you eat to grow up? You are black and strong."

"The problem is not that person, it's that their small bodies have to carry the giant O'Neal on their backs, climb over blockades, and climb ladders!"

"!!!"

"Bumped?!"

Children's attention has always been curious. They noticed the Hulk flashing across the screen, playing with people.

"Wow~ The Hulk is so green!"

"What did it hit? I didn't see clearly."

The child who saw clearly hesitated to speak, "...people."

Children: ∑(°Д°)

The ancestors probably know the nature of this play. One word can sum it up, that is - Dian!

Why would a drama with this historical background be filmed like this?

["There are thousands of confusing behaviors, and half of them are in anti-war dramas. For example, this person said seriously and nonsense: "There is a principle in making the bullet turn. It means that the shooter's wrist shakes rapidly the moment the bullet comes out of the chamber. This vibration gives the bullet a horizontal acceleration. Thus forming an arc, the faster the wrist shakes, the more perfect curve we need. "]

Famous scene inserted [Boss Cao: I originally thought Lu Bu was invincible, but I didn’t expect someone to be braver than him. Whose general is this? ]

Good guy? No, this is not an anti-war drama, but a fantasy drama. Fortunately, Newton was cremated, otherwise the coffin board would not be able to hold it down, okay? ”]

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