Brother Xiaozi smiled and said, "Can this be divided?"

He approached his sister and asked kindly: "Sister, do you want it? I'll cut half of it and give it to you."

The little sister really doesn’t want it, “I…”

Just when she didn't know how to refuse her brother, her father and mother came over to kill him, and the lion from Hedong came up and roared: "Silly boy! What are you going to do!!!"

The kid was so frightened that he burst into tears.

"It's not a good idea to break up! If we break up, we won't be able to get a wife... (omitted)" the father and mother said earnestly.

The kid sister silently exited the battlefield: "..." What are you doing?

The ancestors frowned, and they felt uncomfortable. Fortunately, they were discovered by the adults in time, otherwise... there would be another sad person in the world, a man... uh, a man?

Also, the one about barking like a dog to scare grandma is similar to the one before about holding a knife to mourn the death of grandpa!

Each one was more filial than the other, almost sending them away.

If they still want to see you, they will be sorry for their lives.

That kid who rode a bull and overturned the coffin board, the family of the deceased didn’t pack you up and stuff it into the coffin, it’s because you didn’t deserve your death!

System 00 smiled and said: "How are you doing at the grave of the deceased?" Has he passed away or not?

[[When I was young, I didn’t dare to sleep alone. I wouldn’t turn on the light in the middle of the night, and my mother would scream softly from the bedside. ]】

The scalps of everyone who listened were tense, and they suddenly took it in. In the middle of the night, when they were sleeping deeply, a faint female voice came from the top of their heads, calling mother in a thin voice, mother...

People have passed the Pulei ghost test, so you should follow suit, right? Scaring people to death is not worth their lives!

You succeeded in making your mother afraid to sleep alone.

[[My uncle had a problem with me and he didn't want to see me since I was a child. Because I loved playing with fire when I was a kid, I set his house on fire twice. ]】

People's shock is really indescribable, because for the poorer people, without a house to shelter from the wind and rain, they can really go homeless. They suggested that the kid who caused the accident be hung up and whipped before setting off, and he was even slapped twice! smoke! Pump hard!

[[When I was young, there was a ditch in front of my grandma’s farm. I stretched out my hand and pushed her into the ditch. Then I went back to the house and said to my mother: Mom, Mom, I pushed your mother into the ditch. ]】

Ancestors: "..."

Who are you trying to kill? Grandma was thrown to death, mother was frightened to death, and you... were beaten to death.

Unlucky kid!

The adults all said about their unlucky children, "My child, you must not do the things mentioned above, not only hurting others, but also hurting yourself."

"Why... hurt yourself?" The child's big clear eyes blinked.

The adult blurted out: "It's easy to get beaten." This was not to scare the child, it was a real beating.

"...?" The child couldn't understand, "Mom, am I not your baby? Why do you want to beat the baby?"

"Hmm..." The adult was speechless. This situation cannot be justified without beating him. In other words, how could he not be beaten now?

If you order someone's house, you can't afford the compensation! Push me, I can't afford to be hurt! It's natural to beat up the little brat who gets into trouble!

[[[When I was a kid, my grandma was taking a nap, I was coaxing the chicks to sleep in the yard. They wouldn’t sleep, so I strangled them all to death. Then I went to tell grandma that the chicks were all asleep. I didn’t remember it. My grandma told me. of. ]】

Barrage [Chickboy: so? You are really my living daddy! 】

Many people who heard this felt very sad. A brood of chickens. When they grow up, they only have eggs to eat, so they are gone like this? Little boy, you are so cruel! I want to ask, did you get a beating?

[[Laughing to death, when I was a kid, I got lost and was sent to the police station by well-meaning people. My parents came over and wanted to take me home. I told the police that I didn’t know them, so they went back to get the household registration book. ]】

People waved their hands and said, "Hit!"

This child is really a living father. He is lucky that he was not abducted. He is still playing the trick of not knowing his parents.

If the skin is itchy, it is recommended to tighten the skin on the child.

[[I have always felt that my uncle was a little cold to me. It turned out that when I was a child, I turned on the light when my uncle was fixing light bulbs...]]

People are a little confused when they see this. Looking at the display on the light screen, the light bulb will glow. The glow is because of electricity. There is electricity...! ! !

So, will you die if you are electrocuted? They don't know this.

[[This reminds me of the child from my uncle’s house who came to my house and broke his toys in my room privately. I was angry with my mother when I got home. My mother said, it is not easy for your uncle to have a child at such an old age. I said that he is old, what does it have to do with me. Mom said we were supposed to get married that year, but the house burned down and you started the fire. ]

[When I was a child, I clenched my fist and said to my grandma: Grandma, look what is in my hand? My grandma leaned in to take a closer look. I shouted, give you a panda, and punched it with my fist. My grandma chased me down two streets with a broom, and I didn't dare to go back until my grandpa came home. ]

[When I was a child, I went to have dinner with someone else when an elderly person passed away. After eating, I felt embarrassed and said to the host: When my grandparents die in the future, I will also treat them to dinner. My grandpa heard about it, and when he got home, he had a mixed doubles game. ]】

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