shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Guangmu talked nonsense seriously, and the ancients also listened to his nonsense seriously, and the spirit of supporting him was still very good.

Then it's 'I can't understand Smecta~'

"We are illiterate. Don't teach us how to turn. Isn't the thing always in your hand and under your control? If you quiver, the bullet will fly. If your elbow shakes and falls apart, it won't be able to turn halfway!" "

"Bullet is still a bit slow. It didn't react when I shook it at first, but it reacted halfway..."

"Goose goose... so funny."

Lu Bu was caught off guard by being called. He was really caught off guard.

"...?"

He was happy to say that he was invincible, but obviously there was someone more brave than him. Whose general was that?

System 00 received the joke: "I am Changshan Zhao Zilong!"

Cao Cao looked up and laughed, "That person is so stupid... Haha... I don't know who is playing the role."

System 00 giggled like a chicken: "Giggle... Of course I am playing the role of you, Grandpa Cao~"

["And the big brother below is even more outrageous. Everyone has seen grenades. The grenade below instantly made me feel insulted to my intelligence: ["This is called an incendiary grenade. The firepower covers an area of ​​50 meters, a sea of ​​​​fire. "]

Yes, you heard it right, the firepower range reaches 50 meters. It is so awesome that only the legendary King of Soldiers can control it. Otherwise, he will be in trouble every minute. Does that mean that the TV series is just bragging without drafting? ”]

Everyone called Wu Cao, this guy is not really the King of Soldiers!

As written above, throwing a grenade over 30 meters is the passing mark, and throwing a grenade over 50 meters is excellent, but it is difficult to achieve.

If there is a slight error in this, wouldn't it mean that the King of Soldiers would also have to mess with it? !

Wow... I'm sick!

The ancestors have seen through everything long ago. Weapons are good weapons, but when they are insulted... what a bastard, fork them out!

["Since we are talking about grenades, I have to mention the following strange man: ["Brother Du, I heard from my battalion commander that your grenade can be thrown 200 meters away, and it can hit people on the head without hitting the ears. . You said you can kill someone with a stone a hundred meters away. Brother Du, how did you practice? "]

Famous scene inserted [Yue Yunpeng: Oh my God~]

Throwing a grenade 200 meters, do you hear this? Your feelings are more powerful than cannonballs. Then it’s a humanoid cannon barrel. I wouldn’t watch Avengers without you. As long as the whole crew has some common sense about these lines, it won’t be possible. ”]

People: (ー_ー)!!

200 meters... comparable to four military kings.

"Can you hit someone on the head with precision?"

"Listen to him bragging, he's bragging, and he's still killing people from a hundred meters away... Why don't you try throwing one away?"

"It said above that it can fly farther than cannonballs. It can be used as a human to make a cannon barrel, and it can move anywhere. A war only requires a little food."

“It’s hard to disagree.”

The soldiers and officers were even more speechless. They kept pushing past the bottom line, "You are so stupid, can you shoot like this?"

"Aren't you afraid of leading a child astray?"

The ancestors said that if you don’t know how to take pictures, don’t take pictures. It’s okay to exaggerate, but you can’t exaggerate without a bottom line. It’s a human being, not a god!

Drama, pass! Next!

The light screen obeyed and slid to the next one because Yu Nianzhi couldn't stand it anymore.

[I finally understand why I was not welcomed by my family when I was a child. 】

People: "Hey, this is familiar!"

I was almost not honest when I was a child, which is normal.

[[My mother said she liked the plastic kettle she bought for me when I was a child. My grandfather didn’t see it when he was driving the car, so it crushed me. I cried so much that no one could comfort me. Then my grandma agreed not to cry anymore. Wait. When it got dark, I killed the old man. Then when it got dark, I went to pick up a kitchen knife and asked my grandma when it was getting dark. When would I kill the old man? ]

This execution is really strong! ”]

The ancestors choked, "Your father is really lucky to have you."

He was holding a kitchen knife to chop grandpa, filial child, and almost killed your grandpa.

The boy jumped up and down happily after hearing this, "It's so awesome, I'll kill Grandpa!"

"Da Lin, do you dare to kill your grandfather?" another child asked.

"Do you dare? Xiao Ning." Dalin asked back.

"I dare you if you dare!" Xiao Ning said stubbornly.

"Okay, let's compete today to see who dares to chop!" Dalin.

"Come just come, I'm afraid of you!"

The two of them quarreled and went back to their respective homes to find their enemies.

Other children: (°ー°〃) Who knows, they met the living king of hell.

The unjust grandfathers always feel that the weather is a bit colder.

[[When I was young, I felt that my brother had more parts than me and I didn’t understand. My brother has been with me since he was born. Then I once told him that I wanted it too. My brother took a pair of scissors and just took off his pants. When he was about to cut off half and give it to me, my mother found him. ]

I have to say, your brother is quite generous to you.

[When I was a child, my grandma had a dog. Later, the dog died. I was afraid that my grandma would be sad, so I would go behind her house every day in the middle of the night and imitate the dog barking. My grandma couldn't sleep for several days, until my dad found out that it was me and beat me. A meal. ]

[My relatives have called me an unlucky boy since I was a child, because when I was in fourth grade, I rode a bull towards someone’s funeral hall. The bull overturned the coffin, and the body rolled several meters away. I used to hate this title when I was a kid, but as I grew up, I realized that it was the right thing to do. ]

I really want to die laughing...hahaha. ”]