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Chapter 228 Posting Spring Festival couplets and door gods

After frying the tributes, Fish Dad invited the old man and old lady out. The portrait was placed on the table facing the door of the house. The tributes were placed on the table one by one and a bunch of incense was lit.

"Mom and Dad, it's another year, it goes by so fast."

Yu Nianzhi came over with a bowl of meatballs, "Grandpa and grandma, try the meatballs that my mother just fried." He put the bowl on the table, "My mother's craftsmanship is so good now, it's definitely not like before. That way, the two of you will become masked with pain."

In the past, when she ate the food cooked by her mother, she would easily have a mask of pain, but it's much better now.

People stared at the tributes placed on the table, "There are fish, chickens, meat, and various fruits...a large table is full."

"The old man is so happy."

"Meat is still fried, and pork is fried in lard? Isn't this unnecessary?"

"...It smells good."

Yu Yanyan took out his two pedals and planned to ring them a few times to warm them up. It is a small round tube, standing on the ground, lighting the twister, making a "dong" sound, kicking up to the sky, and "bang" making a second explosion in the air.

The children were frightened and cried, mainly because the sound was too loud. The cannons were fired at close range, and some emperors who had never seen them were shocked.

After setting off several in succession, the fireworks were moved out and set off.

"I'll do it!" Yu Nianzhi pushed her brother away, pressed the lighter, lit it and ran away.

His brother fell to the ground and was stunned for a moment. He looked at the dyed yarn and hurriedly got up and evacuated.

"Dong dong dong..." As the fire broke out, fireworks bloomed in the night sky one after another. The sparks were sparse and scattered in all directions, and then disappeared again. Then another firework exploded in the sky, seeming to reflect the smiling faces of people from all directions.

……

Yu Nianzhi and her fellow students carried a bag of pedals and went to the river at the entrance of the village to blast ice.

"Crow's feet, have you brought enough things?" Yu Nianzhi took the bag, weighed it, and dropped his hands, which showed a lot.

Yu Weiwen took out a lighter from his pocket, "Lighter, windproof."

"Atmosphere." Yu Nianzhi extended his thumb.

People have noticed this little thing for a long time. With a "pop", it burst out into flames, and the windproof one could not be extinguished.

"Isn't this too easy? Just press it and fire will spurt out."

"Lighter... such a straightforward name, just like flint, the name of making fire by drilling wood is also straightforward."

"The field roads are so bright at night, you can see them clearly."

The emperors then ordered our Yanshi to take a look at the mechanism. They really couldn't imagine that the fire could be kept in a small jar, so that it could be easily taken and used, which was extremely convenient.

Huozhezi is not as convenient as this.

However, the Qin and Han dynasties, which did not even have a fire excerpt, were stumped.

The Ying Zheng family didn’t even know where to start the discussion.

Fusu was the first to speak, "It should be related to setting off fireworks and artillery shells."

"...Maybe, you can't blow up your hands?" Ying Yinman frowned, seeming to disagree with Fusu's statement.

Ying Zheng coughed, "Sparks will appear when stones hit each other, and fire can be made by drilling wood. To put it bluntly, it is friction."

Several children looked at their old father in unison, "Father is right!"

Ying Zheng made the mistake of looking at it because the children's eyes were too fiery, "But the space inside is small, so I don't know what it holds."

Soon, Yu Nianzhi and the others arrived at the river. The bank was steep and the river was frozen. Because it snowed heavily in the past few days, the temperature was low.

Several people checked it out and stepped onto the ice carefully. Each person put on a two-legged pedal and fired the fire at the same time to evacuate. Almost at the same time, all the pedals made a loud "dong" sound and the ice exploded instantly. Come on.

Everyone under the light curtain said, "Wow~"

"This is incredible, incredible, the fish must not be scared to death."

"You really know how to play!"

"Wow~" Yu Nianzhi and others also exclaimed. The ice exploded and they couldn't play any more. They had to go home and go to the street to put the remaining pedals.

Soon the second day came, New Year's Eve.

Awakened by the deafening sound of firecrackers early in the morning, Yu Nianzhi cleaned up the orange peels in a trash can in the room and slapped his yellowed fingertips several times with soap.

After washing it, start pasting the Spring Festival couplets. Yu Yanyan stood on the ladder, gesturing with Spring Festival couplets, "Sister, let's see if this is right."

"Correct." Yu Nianzhi tore off the tape and handed it to him.

After receiving the answer, Yu Yanyan took the sticky board and straightened it out.

When they got to the other side, the two of them struggled up and down for a long time, and finally succeeded in pasting the Spring Festival couplets on the door.

The first line: money comes rolling in with spring; the second line: joy comes with happiness; the horizontal line: money comes in abundance

The common people chirped, "This Spring Festival couplet is good. It is simple and crude and does not go around in circles."

"Let's post something like this this year. I'll ask Wang Xiucai to suggest the words."

"Didn't Wang Xiucai get carried away by thieves?"

"Oh, I don't know if I caught the wrong person, but I sent him back overnight."

"...Oh, I'll go too."

"What do they use to post Spring Festival couplets?"

On the other side, next is the door god post, which says Qin Shubao and Yuchi Gong.

Qin Qiong: "..." Door god? I?

Yuchi Gong: "..." Door god? I?

Both of us?

Li Shimin: Oh, you have great potential? (? ? ??)

Then I heard Yu Yan say: "There are also the door gods Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, but I didn't buy them."

The two people who were called unexpectedly said: "Huh? Who? Can you nominate someone to be brought to the dynasty?"

Zhang Fei was silent, "Why don't you buy it from us? What kind of person is Qin Shubao and Wei Chi Gong?"

Liu Bei narrowed his eyes, "The two of them... they secretly did things behind my eldest brother's back. In later generations, they even became a keeper and became successful."

(Family, I’m so crazy! I’m too busy during the Spring Festival, so I haven’t updated for a few days. I’m sorry, I’m sorry???)

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