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When Guan Yu was mentioned, Yu Nianzhi suddenly became energetic, "Hey brother, I heard that Guan Yu cannot be tattooed." She handed over the tape, "Guan Yu is the person who carries the tattoo on the chest, and Guan Yu is carried by the person behind the tattoo. Which one is feasible?"

Yu Yankong slapped his hand and stretched forward: "The war horse Guan Gong is tattooed on his body, and applause is given to the people of society ~ Open your eyes and Guan Gong is tattooed on his body, and he will become a master in the next life~"

Feeling the sudden embarrassment, Yu Nianzhi pursed her lips and said, "...I, have you transformed?" She always felt that her brother was going to do a social shake on the spot.

This is when Yu Yan said seriously, "Apart from anything else, the problem is that we don't understand either. Unless you are extremely rich and powerful, you will easily get beaten to death by Guan Gong."

"Most people can't control him, especially the red-eyed Guan Gong. If he doesn't kill a few people, he won't be able to tolerate his murderous red eyes."

Yu Nianzhi thought about the scene and shrank her shoulders. "It's so scary~" She had an idea again and asked, "What about Tang Monk's tattoo?"

"...Don't overthink this." Yu Yanyan didn't want to reply to her, "It's hard to think that you are living a comfortable life?"

Yu Nianzhi stretched out his finger: "Nonono, wouldn't it be nice to tattoo all four of us, master and disciple?"

Yu Yanyan was speechless: "...I have to say, sister, you are really smart."

Under the light curtain, the common people were a little confused: "Isn't Guan Yu the door god? Why do you give people tattoos?"

"Look at the door and look at yourself..."

"As far as I know, Guan Yu is very good at fighting, and he is very loyal. He may be seeking good luck and not being afraid of trouble."

"Just open your eyes. Why are your eyes red? Pinkeye?"

"Isn't pink eye a standard issue for CEOs? Why... did you give Guan Yu plastic surgery?"

For the first time, Guan Yu was so speechless: "...Who tattooed me? Tattooed me? Is it easy to get beaten? Am I so shameless?"

Liu Bei squirted out a mouthful of water, "It seems that the second brother is better at it. He is so particular about his tattoos. The eldest brother and the third brother are ashamed of themselves."

In fact, in his heart: Why don't you mention me? There is also the third brother, good brothers should be neat and tidy.

Wu Chengen was also called, "The four masters and apprentices all have tattoos, but... can they be opened?"

Many people under the light curtain were eager to try, "Second Master Wu Shengguan can only get tattoos for rich and powerful people, so if I get one, can't I pretend to be awesome?"

"I always feel that what you said is the truth. There should be many people who think and do this."

"Be careful of being beaten to death. You don't know what's going on?"

"Tattoo Sun Wukong! Sun Wukong is awesome!"

"...Being suppressed for five hundred years."

"That Erlangshen Wen! Erlangshen is amazing!"

……

The first emperor of Qin was confused, and Emperor Wu of the Han was confused. To be precise, the Qin and Han dynasties were the most confused dynasties, and they couldn’t quite understand.

Qin Shihuang remembered: "...Guan's big sword cannot kill young and old." He was silent: "There is a small knife..."

He remembered that they were famous generals from the Three Kingdoms, as well as Zhang Fei, Lu Bu, Zhao Yun, etc.

Yu Nianzhi and her brother hung up red lanterns while chatting, and also posted couplets on the car, which were magnetic.

Her parents bought bags after bags of gold ingots, large banknotes from Tiandi Bank, and supplies for Shanglin to burn paper.

The whole family gathered around to unveil paper money and banknotes again. Yu Nianzhi and her brother folded some gold and silver ingots themselves, which were beautiful and practical when put together.

People in various dynasties would imitate others if they had the conditions, and if they did it themselves, they would feel a sense of accomplishment. (Did people burn ingots in ancient times? There is paper money, but nothing else was found)

Almost done, the fish mother also prepared the food for lunch. There are not many dishes, just one meat, one vegetable and one soup. These alone were difficult for most people in ancient times to achieve.

So, looking at the plum blossoms to quench my thirst again, I ate the rough rice at home while looking at the light curtain.

After the meal, Yuba and Yuyan pulled a cart of paper money and tributes, and went to gather with family members to worship their ancestors in the forest.

The mission of Yu Ma and Yu Nianzhi is to make dumplings and smash them!

While Yu Ma was making the noodles, Yu Nianzhi was responsible for chopping the onions and ginger into super fine pieces. She almost cried like a fool. She had been saving tears for a year, but she just threw them all away. It was really eye-catching!

The ancestors grabbed the bamboo shoots and watched Yu Nianzhi wiping away tears while chopping vegetables, raising their heads and closing their eyes from time to time. They laughed unceremoniously, laughed until they fell forward and backward, and laughed heartily...

System 00: "...Very nice!" It's you who will win the bamboo shoots.

Yu Nianzhi insisted on finishing the chop and rushed under the water pipe. He kept wiping his eyelids, hoping to get rid of the spiciness, and muttered: "Mom is cheating on me."

People from all dynasties almost said in unison, "You are the one who was tricked!"

It would be pointless if the kid wasn't there to be tricked.

The fish mother smiled and mixed the meat filling, then sat down to make dumplings quietly. Yu Nianzhi rolled out the dough with great skill. He pressed the dough with one hand and was extremely fast.

Even if they are not very good at making dumplings, the ancestors’ ears have always been ringing with the fish mother’s training words, “Can you make it stand up during the Chinese New Year?” “Why do you sleep? Why do you sleep with dumplings? How do you feel refreshed? Click!" "Look at my hands, look at me! Is the dumpling so sleepy? Can't you stand up a little?"

Because the dumplings made by Yuma have wrinkles and are half-curved in the shape of ears, and they look very energetic when stretched out; while the dumplings made by Yu Nianzhi are limp and slumped, with all the folds gone inside, and it feels like they are in a mess.

The ancestors affirmed: ...well trained!