shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

[Those things about that rabbit that year are dedicated to all the rabbits]

Many black and white photos appeared in the light curtain, and the scenes inside contained the figures of soldiers.

"Salute to all the sacrificial rabbits!"

How could he have such perseverance and fighting ability in such cruel and harsh environment and conditions...

So terrifying.

The ancestors think this cartoon is very good. It popularizes history and the relationship between various countries. It is easy to understand.

The children were confused when they saw it, "Mom, why are those rabbits lying still in the snow?"

When asked casually, the adult's eyes were sore, "They, they are tired, take a rest, take a rest..." This rest will last a lifetime!

"But it's very cold in the snow. The rabbit will freeze to death."

But, do children really not understand?

"Rabbits are very powerful and have defeated so many animals. They are like those uncles who defeated the bad guys' country soldiers, right?"

The adults turned their heads away from the children's faces. The children's faces were very angry. They were angry! It hurts!

"Yes, they are really great."

The child continued with tears in his eyes: "They stood proudly in their position and did not bow to the heavy snow."

"Does it mean that you will not surrender to the enemy or bow to suffering?"

Adult: "...Yes."

"But they will also hurt..." The child's mouth curled up, and big tears fell down.

The adult rubbed the child's head and said, "This is their choice, a great choice they made."

[Message returned when confused]

People haven't recovered from their emotions yet, they just stared blankly at the title.

["Don't send messages to others when you are confused, it will be really outrageous."

Opponent: Please tell me a time.

Reply: Then eighteen o'clock in the afternoon.

Reply: Bring me a mouse cake when you come.

Reply: Died first.

other side:? ? ? ? 】

Deep in the well, the words "mouse cake" made them laugh inexplicably, including the emperors.

"Eighteen o'clock in the afternoon is normal. Isn't there still 24 o'clock in the future?"

"Is it possible that at 18 o'clock, it is no longer afternoon."

"Oh...he died first as a tribute."

["I couldn't get up in the morning, so I wanted to find a reason to ask my boss for leave, but..."

Me: Madam, I’m stuck in traffic.

Me: I arrived at the company late on purpose today.

Boss: Where are you now?

Me: On the subway. 】

"Traffic jam in the subway? Do you want it to be a little more outrageous?" Yu Nianzhi smacked her lips. The traffic jam in the subway was as outrageous as the plane jam.

Common people, "Mist grass!"

"Madam?"

The madam under the light curtain was stunned, "Boss..."

"What's going on? There's no traffic jam on the subway? Why?"

"I know that the high-speed rail has only one elevated route. There should be no traffic jams in this situation. At that speed, they collided directly."

The ancestors twitched their mouths and said, "It must be because their brains are blocked."

[“I still don’t know why I want to thank you all.”

Me: My fever reaches 39.1 degrees.

Me: Thank you everyone.

Opponent: Don’t be fooled.

Opponent: Who are you thanking? 】

Ancient people: "...I have a fever. Is 39 degrees serious?"

"I remember that I mentioned a singer who had a fever of 39 degrees and couldn't even sing."

"It seems to be called Xue Qianqian."

"This kid is probably crazy because of the fever. Thank you, thank you very much."

["I had a fever before, so I sent this message to my husband in my sleep."

Husband: Have you taken the medicine?

Reply: They sell nuclear bombs outside for two yuan and a half. 】

Everyone: "Hahaha..."

The little girl selling nuclear bombs?

If no one buys it, just light one and invite people hundreds of kilometers around to eat nuclear bombs.

The ancestors were also embarrassed, "May I ask the heroine, where can I buy this nuclear bomb?"

[Me: I’ll lie down for a while.

Me: I’m sleepy.

Me: Imagine thirty minutes from now.

Me: Alarm clock.

Me: I’ll go to the laundry grave again when my mind is full.

Two hours later

Opponent: Is your brain ringing? 】

"Hahaha..." After everyone laughed, they remembered, "What is an alarm clock?"

"The kind that reminds you when it's time?"

[“I sent this to my friend when I had a fever.”

Ace: Li Bai wears a hip-hugging skirt in size S.

Friend: What the hell? ? ? 】

Li Bai shook his hand and realized that this could all be mentioned to him. He really didn't expect it.

"The hip-hugging skirt...don't be too outrageous!"

Yu Nianzhi screamed: "Li Bai wears a hip skirt, hahaha... let Brother Bai wear it all over his penis."

Li Bai: "..." What kind of clothes is jk?

Du Fu came to life and picked up his pen, "Yu Nianzhi, right? Very good." You're the only one bullying me, Brother Taibai.

Brother Bai's bad friends: "Hahaha..."

Ancestors: "Hahaha..."

Only Li Bai's injured world is achieved, oh no, there are also Du Fu and Zimei~

["I never understand what he wants to do."

Me: [Picture of dog standing upside down]

Me: This dog is smarter than me.

Opponent: Who is this?

Me: Your uncle. 】

Everyone: "Hahaha... is it because of a brain disease?"

Comment area [Also called: [I was sleepy in class and yelled, "There are long French fries on Chang'an Avenue...]"

Li Shimin smiled: "Chang'an Street doesn't have the broken French fries you want. I suggest you go to the Great Wall and ask the First Emperor to ask for them. You will eat a big bag of French fries from your ancestors, and then you won't want them anymore."