shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

[I am Sister Ka’s dog repair dog: [I once encountered something very philosophical and amazing in my dream. I woke up in a daze, wrote it down in a memo, and then fell asleep again. When I woke up in the morning, I looked at it and said, "I am a rice cooker." ]】

The common people laughed and said: "Rice cooker...don't be too outrageous."

"Can you cook, Guo~"

[Kiana who lost her way to the space station: [I once had a very literate dream while sleeping. In the dream, I even wrote a very literate poem. Then I tried to wake myself up and wrote it down on my phone. , I woke up the next day and saw, “I’m a banana, so that’s not it.”]

[Myth Supreme Hongmeng Avenue of Chaos: [Chat records when I had a high fever, I read it and laughed every time.

Me: I saw my grandma.

Friend: Didn’t you still know that you are too naughty?

Me: I know him. I was only 9 years old when I passed away. ]】

"Is it a banana? The sweet and glutinous kind."

"Is he very cultured? He is quite smooth-talking."

Seeing the one at the back, everyone's cerebellum seemed to have shrunk.

"Are you older than your great-grandmother?"

"You should have been 9 years old when your great-grandmother passed away, you stupid netizen."

[Baoyang: [Me: My dad had a miscarriage, bye.

Opponent: Huh? Your dad had a miscarriage? What is it?

Me: I just burned my brain and farted myself. I’m going to play with my pants soon. ]

Liutian Zhifeng: [My dad asked me: Where is your grandma?

I was in a daze as I slept, so I answered: A wave in the middle.

Reply: Cyber ​​Grandma hahaha...]]

"puff……"

The nervousness made the ancestors laugh inexplicably.

The father was confused, "Who had a miscarriage?"

People don’t understand and ask: “What does Cyber ​​Granny mean?”

Damn it! They don’t understand the joy in it!

[Qiong Yu Fei Bai Yu: [Me: A really good manicurist will trim the butt cracks of clients.

Me the next day: Nervous. ]

Luoyang Xue: [I played with my phone for a long time when I had a fever. It wasn’t until my mother came in that I realized I didn’t have a phone in my hand. ]

Titanium Nickel: [Li Bai does not have sensitive skin, there are too many zombies out there. ]

Shiyu: [Pandas do not belong to the cat family, but to the Latiao family]

Hunting Pillar—Chi Baiqiu: [Me: Is my new avatar like sunshine?

Opponent: Like.

Me: Ouch, brother, you made me laugh so angry, I...]]

People find it disgusting, "A manicure artist also has a side job? Trimming butt cracks...isn't it smelly?"

It makes me sick to think about trimming my nails after trimming my butt.

Li Bai's face turned extremely dark, "What happened to me? Huh? One video mentioned me twice! Twice!"

Du Fu came to life again, "It's called Niè, right? It's very good." There was Yu Nianzhi in the front, and Titanium in the back. If I don't mess with you two today, I, Du Fu, will not be Brother Taibai's "good friend"!

Some people don’t know what that avatar represents, so they ask, “Your new head? Like sunshine?”

"I can still have a new head, what does it look like?"

"Yellow face! It's just yellow, it's yellow face! But it's sunny."

Whispering...

[The ancients sold medicine and got their wives into it]

Ancients: "...Although the ancients are ourselves, but if we don't want to just do what the ancients did, the ancients should also be divided into different people, right?"

["Xiao Shu, the ancients sold medicine, but they got their own wives involved.

[There is a scholar who specializes in selling medicine that confuses women. When women wear it, they will have private intercourse with others. One day, a young man from Qinglang came to buy medicine. When the alchemist came out, his wife took the medicine and paid for it. The son wanted to play with her and followed her to the room, but she had no choice but to have sex with him. When the alchemist returned, his wife told him what had happened. The alchemist said angrily: Who taught you to save him? The wife said: If I don't obey her, it seems that your medicine will not work.

——Qing Game Life "Xiao Lin Guang Ji"]]

Everyone was stunned: "Uh..."

"You lost your wife and lost your army?"

"So... who made the fake medicine? Okay! Selling fake medicine! Do you deserve it?"

"This kid is really a frivolous man, taking advantage of others' danger to steal his home!"

"If people weren't flirtatious, they wouldn't buy medicine. They're a little clever."

Someone muttered, "What do you think will happen to the alchemist? Will he swallow his anger? His hat is too high."

[Barrage: [Why can I understand this thing at a glance? ]

[Does anyone know the book?

Reply: Large-scale documentary: "The Legend of the Blind Man: Searching for the Eyeball"]

People couldn't help but laugh, "What a shame, Legend of the Blind Man's Searching for Eyeballs already has a mark on it where it comes from, so why are you still asking?"

"You just have bad eyesight, why do you talk so weirdly?" Someone looked very angry.

Some people also find it strange, "How do I feel that you speak in a weird and eccentric way?"

"Also, people don't have yin and yang spirits. People say it very clearly, that is, they are blind."

[Those heroines...]

(The ones mentioned above are basically all male heroes. Do you have any objection to me writing about a few female heroes today? The author does not do boxing. Female heroes are also heroes, and their sacrifices and bloodshed are also heroic! They are all worthy of respect and remember!)

[The picture begins with a woman in white. She arranges her clothes and says, "I want to take a photo."

The other three men sat behind her and took the photo, and the scene changed instantly. The picture is very old. The woman in white clothes turns into a woman in blue coarse linen clothes, with short hair that does not reach her ears, and a smiling woman with pursed lips.

It almost made people ignore the Japanese soldiers holding butcher knives and guns behind her, smiling and waiting to be killed.

[The most beautiful female anti-Japanese soldier: Cheng Hua, facing sacrifice with a smile. The photo was taken in 1938. He was only 24 years old when he died. (1914——1938)] (See the picture in the comment area)]