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Chapter 42 The fortune teller said I can live to be 99

"Indeed, the immune system was really in trouble during those three years." Yu Nianzhi couldn't help but sigh. He had been fighting the epidemic for three years without knowing it, and how many people's youth had been buried.

Everyone: "......"

With hands in pockets, I don’t know what my opponent is, and it kind of rhymes!

Ordinary fever kills people like this, and they unconsciously wonder what kind of symptoms will happen if the immune system kills people like crazy.

Moreover, I have been dying for three years. It seems that this disease is common and lasts for a long time...

Many people already have the answer in their minds. Such symptoms are probably not an epidemic!

Medical big shots: Can you let them take a look at how the woman in the light curtain fought against epidemics in later generations?

And how does the immune system kill the enemy?

[Master Wang’s daily routine]

People who are often confused were confused when they saw the mess.

If you don’t understand, just ask, what is the daily routine of displaying trash?

Grandmaster? Is he the kind of master they think he is?

You can't be deceiving people!

[Festival music started playing, and a short-haired man sat at the table, holding a cigarette between his fingers, and said seriously: "The King of Hell asked me to die at the third watch, and I passed away at the second watch. My fate is up to me!"]

Common people: "!!!"

What did they say? How did you say that?

This is deceiving!

Ancestors: "......"

I beg to differ, you are very brave and it is up to you to give me my life.

Do you know if you should die in the third update or in the second update?

What if it’s a coincidence?

Some crooked fortune teller: "?"

You young man has a bright future. You dare to fight with your life to see who is the master. I look at your bones and your extraordinary appearance. You will definitely wear a yellow robe and be accompanied by big fish and meat...

The serious master: "Don't disturb! Don't disturb! Thank you!"

That guy is talking nonsense at first glance, so just take a look.

["All success is the result of acquired efforts, so today and tomorrow, let's rest!"]

Ancient young man: "!"

They suspected that the man behind the light curtain was, was, deceiving them!

Nonsense! It’s simply unreasonable!

All gone in the ditch!

["The fortune teller said I can live to be 99 years old. I jumped off the eighth floor after get off work today. Who the hell is taking the stairs with these horoscopes!"]

Grandmaster:"......"

Stupid people are enjoying themselves. Even if they leave early, they will just waste their fortune. Can they be donated to useful people?

The ancestors' eyes lit up, "!!!"

This horoscope, this life span! They want it!

Those who have it don’t cherish it, and those who don’t have it are eager for it and scratch their hearts!

The common people were confused, "..."

Is this the reason for your arrogance?

So arrogant!

If there is no accident, there should be an accident. When you come down from such a high place, you must not drop eight pieces, one piece in the east, one piece in the west...

["I am a Taoist priest, and I had a girlfriend. Xunsi cut off her romance first, but she broke up with me two hours later."]

Everyone: "..."

girlfriend?

It should be more than just a female friend, breaking up? Hands separated?

My brain is spinning rapidly, I’m in love!

So awesome, get rid of yourself!

Master is speechless, this woman really deserves to thank you!

["My uncle collects rags at the age of 60, and I collect rags at the age of 20. It will save me years of detours."]

Everyone frowns and collects rags every day? Rags and rags?

I’m over 60 and can still do it, so it should be quite easy!

Are you comparing yourself to the old man? Find someone who has been buried at the age of 80, go ahead and compete with others!

Just save yourself a lifetime of detours!

["From now on, I will burn some paper for myself every day. When the time comes, I will be a nouveau riche when I land."]

Ancestors: "!"

Oops, my head hurts from hearing this.

It’s reasonable, but it’s also completely inappropriate!

["I only eat beef that is medium rare. When the first ray of sunshine shines on the cow in the morning, I chase it and start chewing it!"]

The common people were in disbelief. They chased the cow and gnawed it. This was a farm cow that could still work. They were going to be arrested!

"Harm, don't make a fuss, we can't catch him!" A man said with certainty.

"Why? He has already eaten cattle, and they are still cattle for plowing the fields!" A man asked in confusion.

"I bet he...can't bite!"

"how do you know?"

"If his teeth don't break, hahaha..." The man laughed happily, and when he looked at it, he discovered that the man was missing two front teeth.

Another man saw this: "..."

As if he had discovered something, he silently moved away.

["I haven't gone out all the time, not because I'm lazy. What if I'm not at home when happiness knocks on the door? How anxious would happiness be!"]

Everyone: "......"

They thank you for happiness!

["Heaven does not give birth to useless people, and the earth does not grow nameless grass, so how did we, a bunch of wastes, come from? Not rigorous!"]

Some good-for-nothing losers fell into deep thought. My talents are bound to be useful!

What is the use?

I don’t know! Haven't found it yet...

Don't be sad, don't worry, it must be that their usefulness has not yet come to fruition!

That's it!

["What do you think good love should look like? It's complementary! For example, if we are alive, hey, we will look for the dead, the cemetery. If nothing happens, I will take a stroll."]

Everyone dug their ears, did you hear it correctly?

What do you want to do? Go to the cemetery to find the buried one!

Do you want to have a romantic encounter between man and ghost?

Do you think you are the hero in the story?

Hearing this, they finally understood, doesn't it mean that it doesn't matter if it's a mess, and it doesn't matter what you love?

This is the daily life of future generations...

["Girls, this one is for wiping the face, that one is for wiping the feet, and the other one is for wiping the body; boys, this side can be used for wiping all, but that side can't be used. I've been using that side for half a year, it's poisonous!"]

Ancient man: "!!!"

Slander, this is simply slander!

The woman was secretly surprised. Are men like this in later generations, or are all men like this?

["Sleeping in is the most basic respect for weekends. I feel like I'm rude when I get up so early!"]

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