shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Ancestors: "!"

2024 years?

In just a hundred years, later generations have developed to be so powerful!

No matter how you look at it, it looks like two worlds, not separated by just a hundred years.

"It's over, I'm going to be one year older again. Time should slow down and don't let me get older anymore..." Yu Nianzhi said and started singing. Chopstick Brothers' songs are quite brainwashing.

Ancestors: "..."

Look, is this what people say?

Girl, you call me old when you are only a few years old, but what about them?

Um? where are they!

[Don’t be arrogant and go chat with the driver, otherwise your heart won’t be able to bear it]

Everyone: "?"

What does a driver do?

[The car was full of people. The woman in black in the front row couldn't help but ask the driver: "Master, our car seems to be overloaded! If you are caught, you will be deducted a lot of points."

The driver's eyes were blurred: "Points will be deducted. You must have a driver's license to deduct points." [Driving without a license]]

The common people stared with wide eyes. This is a car called a car. How many people can sit there!

Ancestors: "..."

It is unquestionable that you must have a certificate when driving. If you fail the training, you will not be able to drive!

So, this man is driving without a license? !

And pulling such a car full of people!

How dare he! Making fun of people's lives.

The ancestors clenched their fists, trying to order the grabbing hands to be suppressed.

[Another man sneered and said: "Haha, Master, you dare to drive without a driver's license."

The driver didn't care: "It's okay, I'm just a coward when I'm drunk. I drank a pound of Erguotou at noon." [Drunk Driving]]

Common people: "Oh~"

Not only was he unlicensed, he was also drunk!

This car must not be driven into a ditch.

The ancestors' fists tightened again. Such people should be caught and thrown into prison and given a good meal.

[Everyone in the car was restless at this moment. The woman in black opened her mouth in fright and could not speak. The driver comforted her: "It's no problem. What are you afraid of?"

The two pretended to be calm and laughed. The man in police uniform next to him continued to ask: "Master, why don't you get a driver's license?"

Several people looked at each other and nodded with dry smiles: "Yes, hehehe..."

The driver's vision is not focused: "Myopia is more than 2,000 degrees, and my right leg is still a prosthetic limb. How do you want me to take the test?" [Myopia, prosthetic limb]]

Everyone's expression was almost the same as that of the woman in black, who opened her mouth, meaning that the legs were fake and there was something wrong with the eyes!

Why is this car driving so scary?

The ancestors released their clenched hands, held their foreheads, and stopped looking. Do you know that feeling of powerlessness when you want to hit someone but can't?

They are now!

Tired, destroy it!

[There was a commotion in the car, and the woman in black shouted loudly: "Hey, master, please stop the car, I want to get out of the car."

The driver waved his hand: "What car are you getting off? The brakes are broken. Everyone, hurry up. It's going down a steep slope."

Everyone screamed: "Ah ah ah..." [Brake failure·group destroyed]]

ah! Gone?

The car can't stop and it has to go down a steep slope?

Given the speed of later generations of cars, this should have traveled quite a distance!

Everyone patted their little beating hearts. It was scary. Fortunately, they were not in the car.

Liu Bang's smile remained unchanged as always, yo~ he really knows how to play~

This man was so honest, he said whatever he asked, but he said it a little late, and the car flew out.

Other ancestors, mourn in silence!

Don’t give it away if you leave!

"Niupai, niupai, what a good guy!" Yu Nianzhi called him a good guy, nodded at the start, and turned on the gas while turning. Don't worry about small pits, close your eyes when it's big.

The main thing is fair treatment, everyone has to~

[enthusiastic young man]

[The eldest brother drove the car into a ditch and stood on the roadside waiting for rescue. At this time, a car passed by. The man enthusiastically reminded the eldest brother: "Hey, parking is not allowed inside this place."

The eldest brother was stunned: "Huh?"

The man patiently repeated: "No parking is allowed inside this place."

The eldest brother came closer and thought he heard wrongly: "What?"

Man: "No parking is allowed in this ditch."

The eldest brother frowned and said: "Nonsense, who is willing to stop this, in the ditch, ***..."]

The people were confused for a moment. Wasn't it obvious that someone's car fell into a ditch?

If you stop in the ditch, why don't you stop in the river?

The ancestors were speechless. In the words of later generations, when this enthusiastic young man spoke, it was called loss!

That man, I suggest you pull the guy out and give him a good beating to see if he can park here!

"Goose goose..." Yu Nianzhige opened the comment area with a smile.

[Enthusiastic citizen: [Brother: "I was so busy calling for help that I forgot to call you."]

Enthusiastic Lao Wang: [Brother even thought that he heard wrongly many times. Brother, is there Lao Wang next door? Didn't add my home page v. ]

Enthusiastic Matchmaker: [Brother would rather believe that he is deaf than believe that you can say this. Young man, do you have a girlfriend? Didn't add my home page v. ]]

"The style of painting is gradually deviating, and it's outrageous." Yu Nianzhi saw that the comment section was seriously distorted, and it was Lao Wang and the matchmaker.

[Netizens’ weird brain circuits]

[Question 1: If I am sentenced to death and during the execution, I kill the person executing the death penalty, does it count as self-defense? 】

There was silence under the light curtain, and the silence of the night reached its peak at this moment.

Everyone: "..."

Are you farting? The netizen who asked the question.

???

(Take a walk for the love of electricity????)