shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

The old executioner touched the big knife in his hand. Well, it can ensure that the prisoner can't resist at all. As for the question about the light screen, he will use the knife to answer.

Is it because they can't lift the knife?

[2. If I take Shijin Jianweixiaoshi tablets, will my stomach be full or not? 】

Ten pounds?

The ancients swallowed their saliva. It sounded like this stuff was like medicine. They didn't agree whether it could last or not, but nine times out of ten, they would be poisoned to death.

Even a strong man with a big appetite would doubt his life when he saw ten pounds of food. I'm afraid it's not a pig. No, a pig can't eat this much.

The doctors squinted their eyes and concluded that this was a case of cranial disease.

[3. Unwashed apples cannot be eaten, and water cannot be drank directly. Can apples washed with water be eaten directly? 】

Everyone seemed to have grown brains: "..."

Uh, that makes sense!

This is poison added to poison. It is recommended not to eat it and it will be fine.

[4. If my uncle is a policeman, does cutting off my hair in the first month of the year count as assaulting the police? 】

Under the light curtain, the ancients were questioned by this god-level brain circuit, causing their brains to shut down...

Can you still understand it this way?

[5. Why is it all telecommunications fraud? China Unicom and China Mobile don’t do it? 】

Everyone shook their heads, not understanding, not at all.

Do they know that this thing is also divided into gangs?

No, according to what I said above, there seems to be only one!

[6. Can the power bank be fully charged with a power bank? 】

The ancients have transformed into puzzle treasures, but they can't understand it, pass!

[7. As we all know, milk relieves spiciness, so if you put chili pepper in the milk, will it be spicy or not spicy when you drink it? 】

Even some ancient people who had never eaten chili frowned. What are these problems?

Why are those netizens so idle? Why don't you come and help them with their work?

[8. If a vampire sucks the blood of a hot-blooded boy, will his mouth be filled with hot water? 】

The people were frightened. Are vampires the vampires they thought they were? Suck human blood! ! !

But being burned and soaked in the mouth, wouldn't it be too outrageous? He is such a ghost, how could he be burned?

[9. Using the venom of a venomous snake, will the venomous snake be poisoned to death by the venomous snake? 】

The ancestors were speechless =_=.

It is indeed a good question. You will know if you try it. When the time comes, the snake will not squeak when it is dead.

Weird netizens, go ahead, you are the best!

People in ancient Lingnan: "Yo~"

How else to play? They are good at catching and eating snakes!

So it’s not impossible to give it a try.

After a little calculation, some brave people who are skilled in art have done this, and they have decided happily!

"The brain circuit is really strange. Don't ask, just ask why I can't ask such a question." Yu Nianzhi particularly agreed. Netizens have always done a lot of sexy things, and there are still questions!

[Obsessive-compulsive disorder is severe, everything must be done together]

Some ancient people slowly had question marks on their heads. This symptom seemed to be the same as theirs. In later generations, it was called obsessive-compulsive disorder? !

People who don’t know about it say they have learned that there is this weird disease.

[In court, the judge: "It has been decided to execute a fixed-term prison sentence of nine years and eight months. What are your opinions on this ruling?"

Prisoner: "Yes."

Judge: "Just say it."

Prisoner: "I ask the presiding judge to sentence me to ten years, to make up for it."

Judge: "...next time."]

The dumbfounded people: “…………”

Is there such a requirement?

Then this disease is too terrible!

Even if you go to jail, you have to make up for it. If you accidentally break a leg, do you still have to make up for it?

Um? Just asking if you want it?

The ancestors held their foreheads and sighed. It was a great misfortune for this man to have this kind of disease. How did he get through this life of having to make ends meet?

For example, are you 29 years and eight months old today? Or maybe one of the shoes was taken away by a dog? Is there a pimple that's a little crooked between the eyebrows?

Wouldn’t it be more heart-wrenching? !

Comment area [Morning Flower: [Judge: “I have never heard such a request in my life.”]

Niu Ma: [People who understand will naturally understand. If you don’t understand, just treat it as a joke. ]

PUA: [Rounding up involves future commutation of sentence. ]]

"Okay, there is still this matter!" Yu Nianzhi, who was blind to the law, was stunned. It was just her, and she couldn't suppress this clear stupidity.

Common people: "!"

Are men sick, or are they simply stupid?

How can you still play like this...

The corner of Ying Zheng's mouth twitched, "I see, that's it. His careful calculations were so loud that even the Qin Kingdom heard it more than two thousand years ago!"

Liu Bang chuckled. That's right. Give him five more months. No matter how much he asks, will he continue to add up?

Zhao Kuangyin snorted and laughed. This person has an impure mind. If he is thrown into prison and reformed, he will surely restrain himself.

Li Shimin thought of a person and said, "Queen, this person has a lot of similarities with the warrior Fang who asked to kill the ten tribes."

Empress Changsun pursed her lips and smiled: "Your Majesty, the light screen said that the killing of the ten tribes is false, and there are well-meaning netizens who are trying to persuade people not to believe the rumors and not spread them."

"Yes, this matter is false and I have been wronged." Li Shimin sighed with emotion. I don't know who made the rumor. Many people in later generations thought so. It can be imagined that how the recorder records it is the most important thing!