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Chapter 70 Lu Pheasant: "I really tied Q!"

People who are filling in the blanks verbally, well, they are uneducated and they can still fill in like this. What does the string of WC mean?

What does it mean if I really tie Q?

[Anhui people dried up and fell into silence]

["I noticed that a netizen bought a piece of pork with blue characters printed on it, and posted a message asking the netizens what characters were printed on it. The left side clearly has the character "female" on it, and some netizens speculated: [Female beast? Does it mean sow?]

[Female thief? Which heroine stole it? ]

[Nuwa, Nuwa has changed her career to making pigs. ]

Then everyone’s guesses became more and more outrageous, and finally some attentive netizens discovered that [this is clearly an unprinted “Anhui”]

[Anhui: Bring your stupid brain to the court. ]

Unexpectedly, the most discussed incident in Anhui was actually because of the seal on the pig skin, which caused the Anhui people to make a sharp crackling sound. ”]

The common people also fell into silence: "..."

Why are there still words printed on the skin? And just because of these two words, you have been guessing for a long time?

Too idle? Come and help them with their work!

And, just take a guess, what does it mean that Nuwa changed her career to make pigs?

I advise you not to be too outrageous!

The smiling faces of the ancestors: "..."

If there is really nothing to do, they welcome it. Not only does the Great Wall need people to repair, but there are also many things that need people to do.

[Netizen 1: [Silence from Anhui people. ]

Netizen 2: [Hello everyone, I am from Tanghui because I don’t have a woman. ]

Netizen 3: [...I’m eating it at home. ]]

"The Anhui people in the comment area suddenly became less fond of laughing." Yu Nianzhi looked at the entire comment area. There were either silent Anhui people or a group of laughing people from other provinces...

[The calculation is really accurate]

Everyone: "?"

What kind of? Fortune telling?

[A man in a green coat wore sunglasses and held a disc in his hand, looking like a master of fortune-telling. He touched the palm of the man in white and said: "It rises in the east and sets in the west. When you were a child, you loved watching bears."

Man in white: "Hey, right, right."]

Common people: "!"

That guy is so awesome. He is so enthusiastic at such a young age, and he even knows what he liked to watch when he was a kid!

"Yeah~ Hahaha... the bear is out..." Yu Nianzhi couldn't help laughing when he heard the bear was out. How could it be so outrageous?

Everyone didn't understand why Yu Nianzhi was laughing. He was obviously very accurate!

"I loved watching it when I was a kid." Yu Nianzhi's next sentence successfully stunned people. Well... is this thing very common?

No wonder she laughed, it turns out that guy is a fake master! ! !

[Master: "There are beams on your house, and your father married your mother."

Man in white: "Oh mom, the master's calculation is so accurate."]

Everyone: "Uh..."

Just listen to what you say and study for ten years in vain!

[Master: "If you don't sleep at night and can't afford it during the day, you haven't even attended your father's wedding ceremony yet."

Man in white: "Oh, mom, that's amazing."]

The ancients were speechless. That young man in white, has your memory been tampered with by your brain? Or is it controlled by the brain?

Whose house has no beams? But if you want your father to marry you, there is only one answer...

That is, your father will marry you again when you have the gift money. This will be done!

[Master: "The dragon up the mountain meets the tiger down the mountain. Your father likes to play Landlords."]

"Yohoo~ It's cerebellar atrophy time, so time." Yu Nianzhi cheered, feeling like she was mentally retarded with cerebellar atrophy. Alas, this nonsense literature was like her brain being eaten bit by bit by zombies.

Speechless moments from ancient masters: “…”

Brothers and sisters, catch this nonsense guy and give him a good beating. He will affect our mysterious image to the outside world!

[When you are about to fight a lion in the river, and then the two of you suddenly realize that a crocodile is approaching:]

People looked at the light screen like fools. Not to mention the crocodile that appeared, they didn’t know what it was, so why did they want to fight the lion?

Can they not survive? Go feed the lions? !

People in the Ming and Qing Dynasties were horrified when they knew that crocodiles were earth dragons. Such terrifying beasts can eat people!

Comment area [affectionate handsome guy: [Lion: "This hairless monkey Mr., let's deal with this big-mouthed monster first."]

Naughty Guy: [Lion and Man: "The fight is paused, for the glory of mammals, fuck him!"]

I have an opinion: [Lion: "Come on, let him see our bond."

Man: "Okay, spiritual evolution, red flame lion!"]

Egret City: [The Red Flame Lion and a certain man VS the Chaos Crocodile of Destruction. ]

Little Lao Lao: [My cerebellum shrank with the sentence "Red Flame Lion". ]]

"Red Flame Lion, directly open my memory portal and go back to the past in an instant." Yu Nianzhi thought of that majestic Red Flame Lion, so handsome!

Everyone was confused, they couldn't understand...

But what is the weird name for Mr. Hairless Monkey?

"Pfft haha..." Some ancestors burst out laughing when they saw the affectionate young handsome man's comment, "Mr. Hairless Monkey...Big Mouth Monster...Haha..."

Lu Pheasant fell silent and stared at Liu Bang who was enjoying himself expressionlessly: "..."

I suddenly want to say the above sentence, how do I say it?

A flash occurred in her mind, and after understanding, she quietly said to Liu Bang: "I really want to tie Q!"

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