shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Liu Bang vaguely heard what Lu Pheasant said, suppressed his smile and asked, "What did you say?"

Lu Pheasant pursed her lips and smiled, "Nothing." She glanced at the ministers who had big eyes and small eyes, and reminded: "Your Majesty, pay attention to your image."

Ministers: "......"

Your Majesty, is it really okay for your Majesty to keep smiling like this?

Ever since the light curtain appeared, His Majesty's wanton laughter has been echoing in the hall. Well...it made them very embarrassed.

Liu Bang raised his eyebrows, sat up straight, and smiled at the ministers: "My dear friends, do I smile well?"

"Your Majesty, that sounds nice." All the ministers expressed their opinions one after another.

"Am I mighty?"

"mighty!"

"Do I have a great talent and strategy?"

"Great talent and great strategy!"

"I......"

Xiao He next to him couldn't help laughing for a moment, but finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He covered his crazily raised lips with his long sleeves, turned his head to the side, and his shoulders undulated.

System 00 嘤嘤嘤, look at how Prime Minister Xiao is living his life, and he is suffocating our "hero" again.

The corner of Lu Pheasant's mouth twitched: "..."

I should have known better than to remind him.

【Li Jiaqi Literature】

Everyone was afraid, the literature given by the overlord in front was enough to kill them, but what kind of weird literature was this?

[Mom: “It’s only 79 points, why is it getting lower and lower with each passing test?”

Son: "Where is it low? I have always had this score for so many years. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. My exam is very difficult. Sometimes I look for my own reasons. Have my expectations been lowered? Have you carefully tutored me in my homework? I don't know. I'm going crazy." [Qi Li Qi angry]

Mom was speechless: "Okay, okay..."

At this time, my father came back from get off work. My mother said, "Didn't I tell you to come back before 12 o'clock? Why is it so late?"

Dad: "Why is it so late? Isn't it only 11:79? So many people come back at this time. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. It's hard for me to socialize. Sometimes, why don't you find your own reasons? Is it too tight? Did you watch the time carefully? I'm really going crazy." [Scored twice]

The scene changed. At the dinner table, the father and son spat out a mouthful of rice, "It's too salty, so salty."

Mom: "Where is the salt? There has been so much salt for so many years. Don't talk nonsense with your mouth open. Sometimes you can find your own reasons. Do you hold it in your mouth? Have you tasted it seriously? I'm really going crazy. "[Take hold of it]]

"An eyebrow pencil only costs 79 yuan, how expensive is it? Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open, and sometimes look for the reasons for yourself, okay? After so many years, has your salary increased? Have you worked hard? I really want to I'm going crazy!" Yu Nianzhi became more and more excited as he spoke, and when he gave a speech on stage, his emotions naturally broke down!

With a "bang", the door to the room was kicked open with great force, followed by the roar from Sister Lao Zhu next door:

"Yu Nianzhi!!! Why are you so mad at night?!"

"WC!"

Yu Nianzhi trembled in fright, and her cell phone was out of control. She hurriedly went to catch it, but... she didn't catch it.

The phone bounced off the bed and onto the floor.

"!!!"

The ancient man under the light curtain had just understood the connection between those paragraphs, when he was interrupted by a roar and WC.

Then they discovered that the light screen was frozen, with a triangular block in the middle.

Um? Why did it stop? It seems that the little fish girl screamed too loudly and disturbed people!

Oh~ girl Xiaoyu’s original name is Yu Nianzhi!

[On the other hand, Yu Nian crawled out of bed with a childish smile, "Haha... Good evening, Sister Zhu Zhu, what a coincidence, you passed by my room..." She glanced at the kicked door, "Ah, you're stretching your legs! This door is too useless, come and kick me, your body is strong and you can withstand it!"

Zhu Zhu picked up the mobile phone on the ground, crossed her chest and walked closer, looking her up and down, "It's just you? You're useless."]

Everyone was speechless when they heard the conversation, "..."

The cowardice is real, natural, and justified.

When Lao Zhu's family heard this, Zhu? Could it be their descendants?

Old Liu: "Goose goose..."

Girl Xiaoyu had the consciousness to make a noise, and the door was kicked loudly, and she said that someone was passing by and stretching her legs.

A cowardly little girl.

"Yu Nianzhi..." Yu Youwei whispered softly. She is really a cute little girl, but her temper is a little... jumpy?

The poets who had been traumatized before jumped out and laughed at Yu Nianzhi for being a coward, asking you to put those outrageous translations on the light screen again.

You deserve it!

[Yu Nianzhi frowned: "Who are you looking down on?"

Zhu Zhu ignored her dissatisfaction, glanced at Yu Nianzhi's phone, and instantly understood, "That's it? Are you so angry?"

Yu Nianzhi muttered aggrievedly: "The innocent man was shot..."

"We're not buying anything from him, so what does he say? And look, isn't his good life coming to an end soon? He has offended so many people." Zhu Zhu shook his head, what is this called, indiscriminate attack. 】

Naturally, everyone heard it. The person selling things was said to be expensive, but the person selling things said that you didn't work hard and couldn't make money, so it was the buyer's fault, not the price he sold!

After hearing this, I felt very angry. I was already living a very difficult life, and I had to be questioned in a weird way.

Ancestors: "Misfortune comes from the mouth!"

Businessmen are always sweet-tongued, don’t you know what to say and what not to say?

Everything you have is given by someone. You must know it in your heart.

According to the power of the Internet in later generations, it is no surprise that this matter has been spread everywhere.