shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

For such a powerful weapon, the name is really long!

In this way, the symbol in front of it should not be a good word, cursing, swearing?

Why such a name? How to show domineering and lethality, just do it!

The hearts of the ancestors were pounding. These are bullets, and they will explode as expected. Missile missiles, as the name suggests, are guided artillery shells? !

How did later generations come up with these powerful and rare objects? They are really a great weapon on the battlefield!

【Full level brother】

People shook their heads when they heard it. This full level is not a serious word, and it’s not like they haven’t heard it before!

[The little boy read his essay with great emotion: "My sister is a competitive and lustful person who does things worse than animals every day."]

The common people instantly gossiped, is it true or not? Expand and talk! Let’s talk carefully!

Ancestors: "?"

Feisty and lustful? Worse than animals? What does this girl do...

["You can only go home one after another at night. After returning home, you have to run to the dining table like a vicious dog pouncing on its food, pour a glass of wine and urine, and drink it without fear."]

People's gossipy smiles froze on their faces. Well, they thought it was something serious, but it turns out that you don't know how to use words!

Going home one after another, will a sister of yours be separated? A vicious dog can barely survive when it attacks its food, but it is too much to drink wine and urinate without fear!

Your sister probably has a grudge against you, boy!

The ancestors smiled and said: "Good wine! Brew!"

Be good, I’ll give you a copper plate and take this sentence back. When they see the wine, they think of this sentence and then lose their appetite!

[“It can be said that her face was full of bladder. When I saw that she was as tired as a pig or a dog, I also cried with joy!”]

"Hehehe..."

People were also very angry and laughed, very good, what they said was very good, really amazing!

The scholar was speechless for a moment, scratching his head and thinking, in fact, the meaning is simple enough, how can it be used wrongly?

When the scholars have a moment of enlightenment, they just say, "You did it on purpose!"

"Goose goose...sister, beat him and flatten him, and he will know how to use words!" Yu Nianzhi smiled and waved his fists, left hook and right hook, rewarding him with a complete childhood, and told him to come again Blind use of words!

[A handsome man asked: "Do you know why people in ancient times called their wives Niangzi?"

Beautiful woman: "Why?"

Man: "Because I respect her like my mother and love her like my son."

Woman: "Oh~ I have gained more knowledge."]

The ancients were confused, why didn’t they know?

Who told you that you meant this?

A woman whispered: "It would be great if this were really the case..."

And that man is not only good-looking, he is also a nice person.

[Man: "Then do you know why people nowadays call their wives wife?"

Woman: "I don't know."

Man: "Because it started with Yuelao and ended with Po Meng."

Woman: "Ah~ so romantic."]

Will the wife in future generations be called wife? Old lady, uh...

People's doubts were solved when they heard about Yue Lao and Meng Po again. Does it mean that fate is over only after death and drinking soup from Meng Po's house?

Ancestors: "..."

It doesn’t matter what you call her, just be happy. This explanation is quite good. It started with Yue Lao and ended with Po Meng.

[Man: "Then do you know that when people get married now, women call their husbands this way?"

Woman: "Yeah...husband."

The man smiled evilly: "Hey~ my husband is here~"]

Everyone's faces are wrinkled, what are you doing? What to do?

Who are you showing this sudden movement? Keep it sweet. Don't show it to them. They will be so jealous that their eyes will turn red with envy!

There was even a woman who blushed when the boy flirted with his last evil smile. The young man was so amused that he even tricked the girl into calling her husband...

"Ah, kill the dog, they two killed the dog!" Yu Nian was a single person and felt like he was being slaughtered.

"Single dog? You are a single fish! You should shout, kill fish!" Zhu Zhu corrected seriously.

Ancestors: "......"

single? one person? Um...

Xiaoyu girl has no partner? Don’t have a husband either? Alone? I would like to ask, how old is Miss Xiaoyu?

【Artificial Mental Retardation】

["There are millions of inventions in the world, half of which are artificially retarded. When my mother sends my brother to school, he suddenly wakes up."

The child cried until he choked and shouted: "Xiaodu Xiaodu, call mother."

Xiaodu sang Lu Binghua: "Ah~ah~ah~, ah~ah~ah~"

The child felt even more aggrieved: "...call mom..."

Xiaodu: "Every night I think of my mother's words, and Lu Binghua sheds tears..."

The child is so sad: "Wow wow wow..."]

(Our little fish is going to sleep. Do you have any recommended songs? Play them for the ancients to listen to. If you like, go for a walk for love??)