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"Who is the child talking to? Where is Xiaodu?" This is the question asked by almost everyone. In the light screen, there is only a child lying on the bed crying, and there is no one talking.

"The child is looking for his mother, what kind of song is Xiaodu singing? Is there anyone who can coax a child like this?"

"I still sing what I think of my mother every night...won't the child feel more uncomfortable the more I listen to it?"

"No, the artificially retarded person is that Xiaodu, right? He makes the child cry."

"As the name suggests, it's not smart to do human affairs?" A smart person guessed.

"I think you're right!" The people around him raised their hands and feet in agreement. Judging from Xiaodu's inability to understand people's words, it must be like this!

The ancestors also speculated that it can talk and sing. Is it similar to the robot in front?

But this unintelligent person sounds so unintelligent by the sound of his voice, so the two shouldn't have much to do with each other.

["The robot is competing with the boys, the look of surprise is too real."

Intelligent robot: "Which school are you from?"

Man: "I'm from science."

The robot instantly felt a sense of superiority and began to preach: "I am from Tsinghua University. If you had worked harder, you would have been like me. Are you from Dalian Institute of Technology or Beijing Institute of Technology?"

Man: "I'm from MIT."

robot:"(*???)!!"】

When people saw the short robot in the light curtain, they exclaimed, "Ah, there is also a robot child!"

"Look, it still thinks when talking to people, and it also laughs at people!"

"Grandpa Tian is here, it's startled! It's startled!" The old man with a beard was also shocked. It was the first time in his life that he saw a human-shaped iron lump that could move and talk.

The child squatting next to him tugged on the old man's beard, "Grandpa, is that little robot the son of a big robot?"

The old man rescued his beard, which was braided into small braids: "No, it has no family, and it is not a human being."

The child was dissatisfied: "Robot! Human! It is!"

"....Ah, yes, yes! You are right, little boy, go find your parents!" The old man grabbed his beard and drove the child away.

Child: "Humph!"

The big inventors brainstormed for a while, silently tinkering with the tools in their hands, writing and drawing from time to time, comparing items several times, and discussing in depth with others...

System 00 looked at it for a long time: "I don't understand a little bit."

If these big guys really come up with a simple version of the robot, they will be able to play with it in the future, and it will shock the whole world.

To put it bluntly, it’s all leftover from the ancestors’ fun!

["When grandma wants to hear thunder, but lets off thunder instead."

The old lady thought: "Play me a song..."

Xiaodu answered quickly: "What do you want to play?"

Grandma: "I want to play thunder, thunder in country love!"

Xiaodu: "Jing Lei's sky-reaching cultivation level makes the sky collapse and the earth collapses, the Purple Gold Hammer, and Zidian's Xuan Zhen Flame Nine Heavens Xuan Sword shakes the sky..."

Grandma was dumbfounded. After being speechless for a moment, she frantically typed at Xiaodu: "Xiaodu Xiaodu Xiaodu Xiaodu..."

The music stopped and Xiaodu said: "I'm here!"

Grandma continued to output: "No, no, no, no..."

Xiaodu didn't hear the instruction and continued to play: "I gallop through the dark clouds on the battlefield, howling in the mist and rain. I am passionate and hateful since ancient times. I am holding a crescent blade..."

Grandma's blood pressure was about to rise, and she shouted angrily again: "Xiaodu Xiaodu... no, no, no..."

The music stopped and Xiaodu said: "I'm here!"

Grandma: "No!"

Xiaodu: "I didn't hear you clearly. Please say it again, please."

Grandma: "No!"

Xiaodu plays Jing Lei from the beginning: "Hello, hello, hello, I am still your old friend, MC Yang Zi brings Jing Lei to you, Jing Lei's cultivation level is so great that the sky is falling and the earth is falling..."

Grandma was speechless and called Xiaodu frantically again. Xiaodu had no response. Grandma grabbed it angrily and put it to her mouth: "Xiaodu, Xiaodu, Xiaodu... No, no, no..."

Xiaodu's song has finished playing and started to play in a loop: "Hello, hello everyone, I am still your old friend, MC Yang Zi will send you Jing Lei, Jing Lei's cultivation base, the sky will collapse and the earth will collapse, the Purple Gold Hammer." ..”

Grandma's mentality collapsed and she jumped: "Oh, wc, it's not right..."]

"Goose goose..." Yu Nianzhi laughed so much that she almost lost her breath, and grandma was so angry that she cursed.

After seeing this, people realized that Xiaodu, who was not smart in his work, was just a square object! Not a talking robot!

People were even more surprised that such a little thing could talk to people!

However, it doesn't seem smart...

The painters and Yanshi masters learned to be smart this time. They copied carefully, frowned in deep contemplation, and nodded as if they suddenly understood...

The ancestors rubbed their temples. Mental retardation is indeed a good adjective. If someone's lack of intelligence is eye-catching in the future, you can praise them like this.

For example, "Yanshi, you are a retard!"

Yanshi: "!!!"