Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous
Chapter 1136 Boy Urine
When a child falls asleep, he feels very heavy when held, especially treasure, which is even heavier.
Fortunately, Chen Chuan was very familiar with this kind of sudden power outage.
He skillfully adjusted his daughter's sleeping position so that he could hold her more firmly.
Once a child loses power, she will not cooperate with adults in holding her like she does when she is awake, so she is more difficult to hold.
Shen Xi looked at her daughter's sleeping face and felt soft in her heart. Her baby was so well behaved.
She reached out her hand to wipe away the grains of rice that remained at the corner of her mouth: "You go back. I will go back after Wenjun gives birth."
Lu Jun quickly added: "Don't worry, Ah Chuan, I will personally send Sister Xi back then."
"Ah."
This time he really left with his daughter.
Ma Shile watched her husband's idol pass away without daring to say a word.
For some reason, she was afraid whenever she saw Chen Chuan. She also didn't know if it was because she had heard too many myths about Chen Chuan told by her husband, which made her... timid.
Ten minutes later, when Wen Zhongming rushed in panting, Ma Shile rolled his eyes and said, "Can you be a little later?"
Wen Zhongming looked around the room frantically, trying to find the person he wanted to see the most.
"What are you still looking at? Your idol left long ago."
By the time he arrived, the day lily had gone cold.
What a great opportunity today! Chen Chuan had it delivered to his door... well, it was right in front of him, but he still missed it.
Wen Zhongming picked up his glasses. Because of his hasty running, they were now fogged up. He wiped them while explaining, "There was a traffic accident on the road. We were stuck for nearly half an hour."
He had no choice but to abandon his car and run over.
What can Ma Shile say?
All I can say is, it's not meant to be.
Uh, why does it feel weird to use this word here?
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Deng Wenjun didn't give birth to the child until nine o'clock in the morning of the next day.
Although it is said to be a painless childbirth, it is impossible to really feel no pain at all.
It was just a great relief, but even that little bit of pain made her suffer a lot.
And Fan Like is even worse off than her.
When she came out of the delivery room, her face was as pale as paper and she was shaky.
Fortunately, today is Saturday and Shen Xi and her colleagues don’t have to go to work. Otherwise, the department head would have hunted them down for asking for leave on the pretext of accompanying a colleague giving birth.
Lu Jun had an operation today and did not accompany her throughout the whole process. He went back to rest last night. Before leaving, he was worried and told Shen Xi to call him if she felt better and wanted to go home.
He lived close to the hospital and drove over to pick her up.
After all, he had promised Ah Chuan that he would personally send Sister Xi home. Once he said something, he had to keep it. This was his basic principle.
It was Wen Zhongming who stayed with her all night.
Shen Xi and the others slept on the sofa and bed. Although they didn't sleep soundly, at least they got some rest and felt energetic in the morning.
Wen Jing didn't have any outpatient clinic visits today and was resting, so I stayed with him the whole time.
When the nurse came to inform them that Deng Wenjun had successfully given birth to a boy, everyone was excited.
She went straight to the ward and waited. After a while, Deng Wenjun was pushed back to the ward. Although she looked haggard, she seemed to be in good spirits.
Fan Like, on the other hand, was holding the child, looking dazed. The most important thing was that he was emitting an indescribable... strange smell.
Shen Xi looked at Fan Like strangely: "What's wrong with Old Fan? Are you so happy about becoming a father?"
Could the Fan family really be the descendants of Fan Jin? Do they have the gene for being crazy about music?
As soon as she asked the question, all the nurses smiled secretly. Even Deng Wenjun, who was drowsy, started laughing.
Well, is there something happening that they don't know about?
Shen Xi straightened the quilt for Deng Wenjun: "What happened?"
The nurse was reluctant to say anything, but Deng Wenjun had no such scruples and directly exposed her husband's past.
"He was initially... shocked by the production process."
Although Chen Chuan had set an example before him, Fan Like also tried hard to learn how to accompany his wife to childbirth courses and learned how to take care of the baby.
But some people, because they are poor students when they are in school, are destined to be poor students in other things as well.
At least that's what Fan Like is like.
Taking care of a pregnant woman and a newborn baby is not an easy task. There are many details and knowledge involved. How could he remember them all with his brain?
I get distracted as soon as I enter class and can't concentrate at all.
It would be fine if he didn't study hard, but at least he accompanied her seriously, which showed that Fan Like had done his best.
But when Fan Like went there, he didn't listen to the lectures seriously and he was also sarcastic to others.
Either he laughs at this or he makes fun of that.
One moment he said that this classmate was getting fatter and fatter recently, with a fat head and big ears.
Then he said that the classmate had too many spots on his face and it was too scary.
After ten days of classes, she had offended all her classmates. Finally, the teacher had to consult Deng Wenjun and ask if...she could just come to the class alone. At most, she could get a 50% discount on the tuition.
Deng Wenjun was very ashamed, and Fan Like was very happy. He finally didn't have to go to that rubbish class. What was taught was all nonsense and he couldn't understand it at all. It felt like it was making simple things complicated.
How to educate a baby in the belly? It's just a fertilized egg. It doesn't need to educate a fart. When it comes out, it will have its time to educate it.
Tsk, these people have nothing to do. They actually want to educate fertilized eggs, hahahahaha…
In the end, it was Kim Eun-chae who accompanied Deng Wenjun to complete all the maternity classes.
Because he was kicked out of the classroom, Fan Like actually didn’t know the final process of giving birth.
Then last night I saw that bloody and shocking scene for the first time.
He was totally frightened.
Especially at the last moment, when the child came out, he felt terrible.
The doctor asked him if he wanted to cut the umbilical cord himself. Under his wife's murderous gaze, he swallowed and reluctantly agreed.
Then he held the scissors with trembling hands, and like Parkinson's disease, he didn't pay attention for a moment and the scissors slipped from his hands. He bent down and picked up the scissors swiftly, and the medical staff had no time to call him.
Who would use a pair of scissors that have fallen on the ground to cut the umbilical cord?
Mr. Fan, is there something wrong with your brain? Even if you don't have knowledge, you should at least have some common sense, right?
During the whole delivery process, he was just holding his head and saying "Fuck, fuck". Just let it go. Just assume that he lacks vocabulary and doesn't know how to describe his fear and shock, but now he can't even hold a pair of scissors steadily.
This husband is useless.
What was even more unexpected was that Fan Like picked up the scissors and just stood up, and then, his newly born son suddenly peed a big pee...
Very good, his position and height allowed him to receive all the boy's urine...
At that moment, everyone in the delivery room was dumbfounded.
Fan Like opened his mouth in surprise...
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