Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Who would have thought that Fan Like's journey to becoming a father started with a pee.

Not only did he pee on his head, he also peed in his mouth...

Fan Like, who had just been drenched in the face, didn't take it seriously: "So what? They say that boy's urine can reduce internal heat and is a good medicine."

Deng Wenjun rolled her eyes and said, "From now on, all of our son's urine will be yours to drink."

I don't want to eat at the same table with him in this life. He must use serving chopsticks.

The professional medical staff in the delivery room really tried for a long time not to laugh out loud.

Shen Xi and the others didn't have that kind of professional quality. After hearing what Deng Wenjun said, they just burst into laughter.

After laughing, everyone remembered the issue they were most concerned about.

"What does the child look like?"

Coming out of the delivery room, Fan Like held the baby in his hands as if he were a bomb. The child's face was buried in the blanket, and all that could be seen was the wet black hair, and the face could not be seen clearly.

When talking about the child's appearance, Deng Wenjun, who had a happy look on her face just now, suddenly looked a little unhappy.

"You can see for yourselves. I'm a little... I can't explain it."

Uh……

This is……

Everyone curiously reached into Fan Like's arms.

Who would have thought that he would suddenly burst into laughter, scaring everyone.

"Haha, I figured it out, I figured it out!!"

Fan Like was so excited that he almost threw the "bomb" in his hand away. Fortunately, he reacted in the end and hugged it tightly again.

Shen Xi slapped him on the head: "You're frightened by the sudden change. You're scaring the child."

"Sister Xi!" Fan Like grinned at her and said, "I figured it out!"

"What did you think of?"

"The child's nickname." He stamped his feet happily: "I just had a flash of inspiration and suddenly thought of the child's nickname."

"Tsk~~" Everyone looked down on him.

After all this time, I thought it was just a nickname. What's so worth screaming about?

Wen Zhongming is a lawyer after all, so he is more respectful. "What nickname did Mr. Fan give the child?"

"Hehe." Fan Like laughed foolishly: "Just call him the urine pot."

Everyone:...

"What did you say... your name?"

"Urine pot, this brat has a belly full of urine, and he splattered his father's face as soon as he was born. What else can we call him if not a urine pot?"

Fan Like said with great joy: "I have thought of it all. Let him follow Sister Caibao and be called Niangtanbao. How do you think?"

Shen Xi immediately quit! "Get lost! Don't even get involved!"

What a mess of a name! Even adding the word "bao" (treasure) to it. She felt that the word "bao" (treasure) was unclean.

Can Deng Wenjun agree?

Why didn't Deng Wenjun respond? She turned around and saw that Deng Wenjun was so angry that her face turned pale. She seemed to be breathing more and breathing less. She was about to faint from anger.

Shen Xier didn't say anything and just rang the bell to call someone.

So, the name Fan Like almost sent away his wife who had just given birth. This kind of life, this kind of excitement, I guess no one will ever have it again, right?

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In the end, Fan Like insisted on using the nickname "urinal".

I have never been persistent about anything in my life, but I don’t know why I am particularly persistent about the nickname “urinal”.

He felt that this was a good name that he had thought of on a whim. He had used all his energy in this life on it, so it must be called this!

Although Deng Wenjun was almost fainted by Fan Like, but considering that she was really slapped in the face by her son, and then Fan Like started talking nonsense, saying that this was commemorative or something, she was... fooled.

However, in order to please his wife, he let Deng Wenjun choose the name.

In the end, the baby's full name was Fan Xuezhou, but it was not named by Deng Wenjun, but by the old man of the Fan family.

The deep meaning behind this is self-evident.

Deng Wenjun took a look and was quite satisfied, so she accepted it. After all, the old man had directly transferred 5 million to her account, and with that money, he could withdraw as much as he wanted.

As for the nickname, Urine Pot, Fan Like still wanted to call his son Urine Pot Bao, but he was beaten up by Shen Xi, so he just called him Urine Pot obediently and never dared to use the word "Bao" again.

After Qiao Yu went to see the child, he called Shen Xi to complain.

"Oh my god, that kid looks like he was taken right off Fan Like's face. He looks exactly like him, even his expression is very similar."

The little kid always laughs in a way that makes him deserve a beating.

Qiao Yu went to the hospital and stayed there for an hour. She saw the baby smile three times, and her hands itched three times.

It was such a sin. How could she judge a person by his appearance, especially to have such malice towards a newborn baby? She deeply repented for a long time.

But... I really can't help it.

"I heard that Lao Fan's mother has been crying at home for several days. After her grandson was born, she went to see him once and never went back again."

If Mr. Fan hadn't given Deng Wenjun five million, everyone in the Fan family would have stepped forward to step on them.

For a moment, Shen Xi didn't know whether he should sympathize with Fan's mother or with her.

Back then, she had waited for seven or eight years, and finally had her eldest son. It was fine if he looked like her mother-in-law, but after all, he was her own child. Who could she blame?

But now her eldest grandson actually looks like her grandmother...

Who can I talk to to explain this?

Everyone in the world knows that there are several irreconcilable conflicts in this world, and the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is definitely among the top three.

Grandma Fan was notoriously bad-tempered and mean-spirited. Because Fan's mother was the eldest daughter-in-law and had not been pregnant for a long time, she suffered a lot from her mother-in-law. She developed a life-and-death feud with her mother-in-law, and they would fight to the death whenever they met even though they hadn't seen each other for many years.

Who would have thought that a son would look like his mother-in-law? This is simply heartbreaking.

But what she didn't expect was that after being heartbroken once, it happened again, and this time it was even more tragic, heart-wrenching.

The grandson also looks like her mother-in-law!

It would be strange if she wanted to see him.

In fact, Grandpa Fan didn't like his original wife very much. The two had been separated for many years and could not even sit together for the reunion dinner during the Chinese New Year.

However, although his great-grandson's appearance was not satisfactory, he still held out hope. Perhaps, his grandson only looked like Fan Like, but his IQ might be like his granddaughter-in-law?

After all, isn’t it said that a child’s IQ inherits from his mother?

All his hopes were contained in the name he gave.

After all, this granddaughter-in-law is the most educated person in their Fan family. Maybe the son she gives birth to will be able to study like her in the future?

Whether they look alike or not is hard to say right now, but at least the face looks like Fan Like.

Deng Wenjun was sad for a moment when her son was just born, but after all, this was the son she had spent more than ten hours giving birth to, so how could she not love him?

What's more, Fan Like was the husband she chose herself, so she was actually okay with his appearance and could accept it.

So when she saw that her son looked like Fan Like, she only felt disgusted at the beginning, but now she still holds him in her arms and calls him her little baby, right?

As for Fan Like, when he became a father, he immediately became very proud and arrogant.