Those days when I was reborn as a cat

The market in the town is particularly busy today.

Usually the vegetable section and the meat section have the same number of customers, but today the meat section is extremely popular. If you look carefully, the customers with excited faces are rushing to a certain butcher shop in the corner.

Is it a new product launch? Or snapping up some parts of fresh pigs, cattle and sheep?

For example, sheep scorpion, the meat is tender and not greasy, and some of it also has sheep spinal cord; for example, pork belly, which is the stomach of a pig, is chewy and delicious.

These small quantity parts must be bought early in the morning.

Passers-by who were joining in the fun stood on tiptoe and looked into the encirclement. There was very little meat left on the shop floor. The butcher shop owner was cutting, weighing, and bagging the meat neatly.

The remaining meat is definitely not enough to satisfy the customers waiting on site.

But the onlookers stopped here, raised their mobile phones and pointed them at the two cats on the high chair next to the butcher shop, taking pictures while shouting "Ahhhh, look here, sister".

The high chair is only wide enough to accommodate an adult's buttocks, and the big, muscular black cat is squeezed inside, with its long tail and limbs having to extend beyond the edge of the chair. It gave up most of the space to the little tabby cat in its arms.

There is a black cat that is as big as a medium-sized dog. The one-year-old tabby cat is made petite and cute. Wearing a scarf around his plush neck and a plaid collar with a black bow tie, he looked like a polite little gentleman.

"Meow meow meow." Lu Yu blinked his almond-shaped eyes, beckoned his paws, and opened his mouth to cry sweetly.

The little raccoon flower showed two cute fangs, and the beard on both sides of the dark pink nose curled up. The bow and arrow in Cupid's hand shot lightning and sparks, and people covered their hearts and cried out that they couldn't bear it.

Humph, it’s not in vain that I dress up before going out.

Lu Yu raised his paw to scratch his beard, licked his paws, and rubbed the nerve endings of his beard to make it feel comfortable.

The various cat accessories Lu Yi bought finally came in handy.

Inspired by the beautiful photos of cats posted by cat friends in the group, Lu Mi often makes impulsive orders and buys accessories like crazy.

"Good boy, please give me some face, daddy can take some photos." Lu Yi, holding a scarf in hand, begged the cat lying on the ground.

Lu Yu turned away and walked away. The cat was not willing to play dress-up games, which would only hinder the cat from licking its fur.

Lu Yu didn't buy it, but Lu Yi never gave up. As a result, more and more accessories were accumulated at home. Lu Yu suddenly had the idea to go out to work one day, and he relied on clothes and accessories.

After repeating it several times, Lu Yi knew that when Lu Yu took the initiative to come to him with the jewelry in his mouth, it meant that the little Lihua was going out to work to earn food.

"Dad can afford to support you, so you don't have to go out to work." Lu Yi tied a tie and scarf on Lu Yu and carefully adjusted the tightness of the tie. "Do you want to eat something? Dad didn't buy it back?"

Woohoo, he is not a qualified father.

He had to make it clear to Lu Yu that the flower shop and studio were operating normally and were not bankrupt. Although there is an extra person in the family, there is no need for the little cat to go to work.

Holding Lu Yi's wrist and rubbing it, the dressed-up little Lihua Miaomiao reassured him that working to earn meat was his and Senwu's daily entertainment.

Uncle Diane cooked such delicious food for them, and while they were playing, they helped him solicit business as a courtesy.

In addition, you can’t just throw away the old chef when you have Chef Fang at home, right?

Not kind, meow.

Well, Miao admitted that without Mama Lu’s menu, Miao had to go out and buy it herself. Senwu likes to eat fresh meat and bones, and Meow wants to raise his boyfriend the way Meow does!

The proud little Li Hua puffed up her chest.

"Hey! Do you have any more pork belly?"

The crowd of onlookers was rudely separated, and a small man with a thin face and sharp eyes seemed to be unable to hear the complaints and forced himself in line to shout at Diane.

Diane happened to be checking out the previous customer and didn't notice that the little man had jumped in line: "Sorry, today's pork belly has been reserved."

The little man was reluctant and looked at the meat at the stall with two fingers: "Isn't it first come first served to buy meat? Since you said reservation, it means that the person hasn't come to pick up the goods yet. Take them out and sell them first." I!"

There was a little girl next to her who couldn't stand it: "Why are you so arrogant for jumping in line? The pork belly meat was sold to two cats, and their owners will come to pick it up later. Are you ashamed of competing with the cats for food?"

Hearing this, the little man deliberately pushed away the little girl and walked in front of the cats. He kicked the chair leg hard and said, "Cats should eat cat food and learn to eat pork belly like others."

The high chair was shaken by his kick, and Lu Yu almost fell down. Fortunately, Senwu blocked it with his tail and helped him steady his feet.

Senwu growled with an evil look in his eyes, and Lu Yu patted it on the forehead. A scoundrel is not worth dirtying your claws. The cat will be so angry with him.

I saw the little Lihua turned her buttocks and twisted towards the little man. It was not very lethal but very insulting.

The onlookers burst into laughter, and the little man's face turned blue and white.

"Smelly cat! I have to teach you a lesson!" The little man was furious and swung his fist at the cat.

Wow, you can't afford it! Lu Yu decisively hid behind Senwu.

The moment the opponent raised his fist, Senwu quickly stood up and stood in front of him, lowering his shoulders and shooting out his sharp claws to stare at him eagerly.

Snapped.

A hand came out and grabbed the little man's wrist tightly.

No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get away. The little man reluctantly looked up and saw a young man wearing a mask with only one pair of eyes exposed.

The young man's eyes were full of smiles, and he threw his hand to the ground, slamming him to the ground: "What are you going to do to my cat?"

Diane, who walked out of the butcher shop with a machete, pointed to the exit and said unceremoniously: "I won't do your business, get out."

The little man was usually arrogant and domineering, and most of those who caused trouble for him chose to settle the matter. Unexpectedly, this time he actually kicked the iron plate.

Look at the sharp machete, and then look at the muscular young man. He said "wait and see" with his legs weak, and ran away in a mess.

Senwu licked Lu Yu's frightened hair and stared coldly at the fleeing figure.

Starting today, the man's home will be infested with rats. On his way home late at night, hungry wild cats and dogs will be waiting for him.

There is no peace day and night.

"Meow meow!"

Fang Wen, you are here to pick up the cat!

Lu Yu kicked off his hind legs, jumped on the young man's shoulders, and rubbed the man's short black and soft hair.

"Luckily you're okay, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to get in tonight." Fang Wen was the warrior who drew his sword to help when he saw injustice. His cold eyes became warm when he looked at Lu Yu.

Following Lu Yi's instructions, he came here specially to pick up Lu Yu and the big black cat from get off work.

Two weeks after the Danquan notice was released, Fang Wen's company launched a new male artist with good looks and talents. Coupled with the company's intention to spend resources to support him, he quickly gained a large number of enthusiastic fans.

The entertainment industry is changing at a rapid pace, and his appearance successfully diverted some attention from netizens. Fang Wen was able to relax a little and go out normally with a little change of clothes.

"Hello, Uncle Diane." Fang Wen stretched out his hand to Diane politely, "My surname is Fang, and Lu Yi asked me to pick up the two cats home."

Dai An wiped his hands on his apron and gave the other party's hand a weak squeeze: "Lu Mi told me, wait a minute, I will get you the packaged pork belly."

"Everyone, the cats are going home. Thank you for your support today." Diane waved to the crowd as she walked into the butcher shop.

The onlookers who feasted their eyes on the flower slowly dispersed, deciding to come see the little civet flower early another day.

"The fresh pork belly that was just killed this morning needs some time to clean, otherwise it will smell fishy when cooked." Uncle Diane handed the packed pork tripe to Fang Wen and said nonchalantly.

Lu Yi didn't know how to cook, and the young man in front of him seemed to have an extraordinary temperament, so he probably didn't want to touch his face.

Diane was hesitant to speak. If he didn't leave a quarter of the food for him, at least the food wouldn't be completely wiped out. He cooked it at night and brought it to Guai Zai tomorrow.

He was very familiar with Little Lihua's taste preferences.

"I heard that uncle cooks a lot. Don't worry, I know how to deal with it. Wash the pork belly repeatedly with salt and flour, and it can be cleaned in most cases." Fang Wen said that he has rich cooking experience.

Listening to the other party's endless list of dishes and recipes for pork belly, Diane's mouth opened wider and wider. It was awesome. Did Lu Yi invite a five-star chef home?

"Hahaha, I'm the master of my class. If you have the opportunity, please come to my house for dinner and let's compete on cooking skills together." Dai An laughed heartily and patted Fang Wen's arm, with a fiery gaze in his eyes.

Fang Wen held Diane's hand, his chef's soul blazing: "No problem! I also have many cooking questions to ask you for advice."

The atmosphere of sympathy between the two of you is very strange!

Lu Yu opened his mouth wide and yawned.

Fang Wen sat with the little raccoon flower on his shoulder and the big black cat at his feet. He said goodbye to Diane: "Thank you for taking care of Lu Yi and Guai Zai. After this period of time has passed, I will invite you to my home as a guest."

Looking at the man's leaving figure, Diane touched her chin thoughtfully.

This thank you is interesting.

Fang Wen, who was walking home with his two cats, turned in when passing by a pet-friendly supermarket. It's time to get off work, and the supermarket is bustling with people. The fruit section is launching promotions and tastings, and the baking section is enthusiastically shouting for tastings.

Now that we are in the supermarket, we must buy yogurt for the cat.

Lu Yu stretched his neck to look around, bit Fang Wen's hair and pulled it towards the dairy products.

"It hurts, it hurts." Fang Wen hissed and snatched his hair back, "Buy, buy, buy, buy two rows! Can you have one big black row and one row?"

Meow meow!

My heart is very happy.

Lu Yu wrapped his tail around Fang Wen's neck with satisfaction. In fact, both rows belonged to meow, because Senwu would leave his share to meow.

Senwu also loves to eat yogurt, and will lick the cat's mouth a few times every time. Oooh, ooh, ooh, he obviously loves to eat, but Senwu can bear to hold back his greed and give it to Meow.

The moved Lu Yu became more and more excited as he thought about it. He jumped to the side of the mighty big black cat, arched up and twisted his waist to rub against Senwu.

Senwu liked the little raccoon flower throwing itself into his arms, licking it back enthusiastically, and coaxing Lu Yu to climb onto his back. Human shoulders are narrow and hard, not as comfortable as a cat's plush body.

Despite the smell of darkness all over his body, Lu Yu comfortably rode the cat-cart home.

Fang Wen took two rows of plain yogurt, two bottles of red wine, and swept away baskets of Lu Shi's favorite snacks. He has it all planned, and we can share it together by watching TV in our free time.

A row of delicate spherical candies were shaken out of the shopping bag. Fang Wen pointed at the candies and told the two cats: "Remember, this is chocolate. It is harmful food to cats. Don't touch it."

Sniff. Not just chocolate, but also the smell of alcohol.

Lu Yu, who likes sweets, licked his mouth. It was sandwiched. It's such a pity that he has no chance to eat chocolate in this life.

Senwu, come and smell it, you must not eat it if you encounter it outside! Lu Yu hugged the big black cat and let it remember the smell of chocolate.

Helplessness flashed in Senwu's eyes. If it hadn't been for Lu Yu's introduction, it would never have been near this kind of food in its life, because chocolate was not in its recipe at all.

But to reassure Little Lihua, Senwu obediently approached the row of candies and sniffed them carefully.

It smelled a wonderful smell.

"It should be wine." Lu Yu's small class came online. "Wine is not a good thing. We cats can taste it, but it is best not to drink it. Humans will become dizzy after drinking too much wine, just like cats eating catnip."

Why isn't wine a good thing?

Because it’s easy to do crazy things when you drink too much.

Senwu blinked, feeling dizzy and doing crazy things, which reminded him of some kind of green leafy plant in the wild.

Fatty, Ahu, and some members of the Cat Gang all strayed into that patch of greenery.

Cats who are usually shrewd and vigilant suddenly change their eyes, become misty-eyed, turn up their bellies, roll around, and make many strange and ridiculous actions.

After waking up, Fatty and Ahu were determined not to go there, but some cats couldn't resist the temptation and burrowed into the green leafy grass every three days.

It turned out to be "drunk".

Senwu was licking his paws with his eyes in trance, and he had a vague plan in mind. This plan became clear when it saw the two humans after dinner.

Chef Fang’s dinner was a red wine dish, with the main dish being beef ribs braised in French red wine, and the accompanying drink was fruit mulled wine.

Make a base of apples and rock sugar, add orange slices, strawberries, and blueberries in sequence. First use part of the red wine to cook out the aroma, then pour in the remaining red wine and mix.

The pork belly that Lu Yu brought back from his part-time job was stewed in clear soup, and the two cats feasted on it.

Just as Lu Yu was eating with gusto, he heard a soft bang from the dining table. The wine bottle was empty and most of the fruit drink was drunk. Lu Shi's face was red, his elbows were propped on the dining table, his eyes were misty.

Fang Wen, who was slightly tipsy, calmly picked up the leftovers and threw them into the trash can, cleaned the dining table floor, and when passing by Lu Yi, he openly kissed him on the mouth.

Completely calm and calm as if the prey has been obtained.

clack.

The tender pork belly fell off the food bowl.

Lu Yu thought seriously, whether to save or not to save, that was the question.

Senwu licked his mouth and looked up: "My dear, the cat smells a strong smell of alcohol. Are the humans you raised doing crazy things now?"

Isn't that crazy? Both of them were going to get screwed, but it was Fang Wen who was the one who was seduced by Lu Yi. If you fail to properly evaluate your own combat power before a fight, you can imagine the consequences.

Hey, hey, hey, you are in such a hurry to enter the room, you are a family. Why can't you let the kitten see it?

He picked up the pork belly and chewed it again.

Lu Yu suddenly clapped his paws, it turned out that the stew was for bribes, Fang Wen was so scheming!

Okay, Meow accepted it.

Lu Yi, you wish for more blessings.

The kitten is weak and weak.

The next day, Lu Yi slept until noon, but Lu Yu had not gotten up yet. Fang Wen, who also worked hard all night, was in high spirits and put on a mask to act as the temporary store manager.

Lu Yu was playing alone with the tumbler at the door. Not long after, Senwu returned on time after inspecting his territory, but he didn't have afternoon tea in his mouth.

Lu Yu blinked, maybe Senwu wanted to take him hunting for wild food.

Little Lihua jumped forward excitedly and ran into the big black cat's arms. Huh? Senwu, what does your fur smell like? It smells so good, let the cat smell it again carefully.

Lick it, roll it.

Meow meow meow? Why is Senwu carrying the cat back to the nest?

Meow, meow.

Neither wine nor catnip is a good thing!

Lu Yu, who finally regained consciousness, slumped in the cat's nest with a sad face, drawing circles with his paws, and cursed the black beast.