Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Lu Yi yawned and walked out of the bedroom when he smelled a fragrant smell. Following the wafting aroma, he walked to the open kitchen with sleepy eyes.

Wearing a cat apron around his waist, Fang Wen held a long spoon in one hand and stirred the thick porridge water to fully mix the lean meat and preserved eggs with the water-absorbed rice grains, while preventing the pot from being stained by the tongues of fire constantly licking it.

"Good morning, baby." Fang Wen kissed Lu Yi's forehead. His hair was messy just after he woke up, making Lu Yi look a little bit ignorant and childish, so cute.

"Morning, it smells so good. Are you going to eat preserved egg and lean meat porridge today?" Lu Yi looked into the pot. He could smell the smell. He just liked talking nonsense to his lover.

Isn't there a saying that romance means doing meaningless things with the person you like?

Sprinkling an appropriate amount of salt to taste, Fang Wen scooped up a mouthful and smacked the saltiness, nodding with satisfaction at the delicious breakfast: "I heard you mentioned it yesterday, and I went out for morning exercise this morning and bought the ingredients. There are two pills left in the refrigerator, I want to eat them It can also be cooked.”

Did he say that? Lu Yi racked his brains to think back, then relaxed his brows after a moment. The heroine's mother made it for the family when they were watching a movie last night. He sighed casually, missing his mother's preserved egg and lean meat porridge.

Fang Wen heard that this kid was really cute, which made him want to tease this puppy that was trying to please its owner. Lu Yi coughed twice on purpose: "Well, it smells a bit different from what my mother made."

After finishing the fun, Lu Yi wiped the soles of his feet and ran to the bathroom. He only heard Fang Wen behind him laughing and said: "When I meet my aunt, I will learn the art from my teacher. After I get started, I will do it for you every day!"

They were both joking, but they didn't expect that soon, the opportunity to become a disciple came unexpectedly.

After washing up, Lu Yi returned to the living room. The breakfast items were neatly arranged, including fragrant preserved egg and lean meat porridge, Cantonese-style steamed pork ribs with garlic, and soft chicken feet in black bean sauce.

"The porridge below is not cold yet. Eat slowly so as not to burn your mouth." Fang Wen took a spoon from the kitchen and placed it beside the bowl. Warm fingertips caressed Lu Mi's lips. There was a small bite wound on it, "Be careful of the wound."

Lu Yi's face turned red, and he waved away the man's hand and muttered: "I'm pretending to be kind now, it's like I was deaf when I shouted stop."

But he was not at a loss, there was a tooth mark on Fang Wen's collarbone.

He bit it.

There was a rustling sound from the cat's nest, and the big black cat came out quietly, stretched its limbs and tail, and sat at the door of the cat's nest, grooming its fur gracefully.

"Good morning, Big Black Cat! Do you want something to eat?" Fang Wen took a bite of pork ribs and slurredly asked the Big Black Cat to eat with him.

The big black cat turned a deaf ear and walked past the living room after licking its fur. Its cold and ruthless figure disappeared from the doorway on the second floor.

Lu Yi blew the porridge in his spoon: "Don't worry about it, Dahei is very wild. Unless it is with the good boy, it will not eat any food at home."

The sumptuous breakfast ended quickly, and Lu Shi was the first to put down the dishes. He wanted to clean the cat litter box before opening the store, replace the bowl with new purified water, and add some cat food for stomach padding.

Why pad the belly?

That's because Fang Wenyi made fresh cat rice and all kinds of snacks every day, making the already picky little civet even more difficult to take care of.

Putting too much cat food is also a waste.

"I've gone to open a shop." Lu Shi said as he changed his shoes, "You can see if the study is working well later. The network cables and other things are readily available. If you need anything, let me know."

Fang Wen's stay here is not exactly a vacation. He has a business on the first floor, while Fang Wen studies on the second floor. They each have their own careers to be busy with.

After Lu Yi left, the second floor returned to silence. A few sparrows flew over the window sill, squatting on the side of the glass window and pecking at each other's feathers.

So, what to do now?

Looking at the remaining breakfast on the table, Fang Wen fell into deep thought. He would cook new dishes for lunch and evening, and leaving them for then would not fit in with his cooking aesthetics.

Throw it away? He was reluctant to give up. Anyone who has ever cooked knows that if you don’t finish the food you cooked, you will admit that the dish was a mess.

Fang Wen sighed and picked up the bowl again. Fortunately there wasn't much left and he was able to finish it.

When I moved in with Lu Yi, I couldn't help but cook all the delicious things for him, and I overcooked them without realizing it.

Today’s lunch and dinner must be controlled!

"Jingle Bell--"

The preset alarm sounds on time.

Fang Wen rubbed his eyes and looked up from a pile of colorful reports. It was time to prepare lunch. Grilled chicken wings with seasonal vegetables. The ingredients have been seasoned and marinated last night. You can eat them right away after cooking.

When passing by the living room, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of a scale next to the sofa.

Fang Wen blinked, and by some strange mistake, he took off his shoes and stood up.

In the small display frame of the weight scale, the blue fluorescent numbers kept beating and finally stopped at a numerical value.

This former popular star, who claims to have the most perfect body proportions in history, suddenly opened his eyes wide and took a deep breath.

what--

Lu Yu shook his ears, opened his mouth and yawned, then opened his eyes with satisfaction. Opening her belly and rubbing it hard against the remaining warmth left by Senwu, taking a breath of her partner's scent, the little civet got out of the cat's nest and prepared to take care of her hair.

Huh? Fang Wen, why do you look like your soul is out of body?

Wake up, wake up.

Lu Yu circled twice around the man standing stupidly on the scale. The electronic numbers have long since disappeared, and Meow has no idea what went wrong. It lightly scratched the other person twice with its paws and let out a worried cry.

Fang Wen forced out a forced smile: "My dear, daddy is fine. Are you hungry? There are cool steamed ribs in the kitchen. Dad will bring them out to you."

His lost figure was particularly desolate.

Lu Yu tilted his head in confusion. It was better to be a kitten. Humans always have strange troubles.

As for this little cat, the biggest worry every day is where to bask in the sun.

Licking the back fur, licking the hind legs, licking the paws.

Beautiful kittens are freshly baked!

Lu Yu raised his tail and jumped to the side of the food plate, where three fragrant ribs were stacked one on top of the other. Sucking the saliva secreted from his mouth, Lu Yu licked his mouth, lowered his head to bite happily, and swept his ringed tail from side to side happily.

twitter. The sparrow on the windowsill chirped softly.

At the turn of spring and summer when the temperature is gradually rising, Lu Shi will open the window of the living room during the day to let some air in. The sparrows stood politely outside the window sill, looking curiously at human residences with their black eyes open.

This is all from a human perspective. How could they know that these little cuties are not curious, but greedy.

Lu Yu raised his legs and scratched his ears to drive away the noisy noise. He couldn't bear the sparrows' persistent begging for food.

Okay, okay, for the sake of working for Senwu, I can reward you with a piece of ribs.

Fang Wen was clanging in the kitchen, and when the humans weren't paying attention, Lu Yu picked up the ribs and jumped up to the window sill, and the excited sparrows immediately surrounded him with cheers.

Thank you Madam Lord! Thank you Madam Lord!

What do you call a little tom cat, Madam? You can just call me Little Lihua or Ayu.

The shy Lu Yu corrected him. After admiring the sparrows pecking at the meat with their heads next to each other for a while, he jumped back into the house and continued to eat the remaining two pieces of ribs.

So when Fang Wen came out and cleared the plates, he couldn't find the three bones. He worriedly pried open Lu Yu's mouth, fearing that the little raccoon flower might accidentally eat it and get stuck in his throat.

Little Lihua kicked her legs and struggled to break away from his hand, breathed fiercely at him, flicked her tail and ran downstairs.

Thumping, fluttering.

The sparrows followed the little raccoon flower and flew away. Fang Wen came to the window with the mentality of trying his luck, and the last remaining bone lay quietly on the windowsill.

Fang Wen picked up the bones with a smile. His little boy was so good that he only had three pieces of ribs to spare. Then he stuck his head out and shouted: "Lu Yi, come up and have lunch!"

After a while, there was a sound of brisk footsteps on the stairs.

Lu Yiren arrived before he could say: "I'm coming!"

Senwu is very happy recently. There is a human being in the family who can cook. Little Lihua's appetite for food has improved, her body has grown fleshy, her body is healthy, and she feels more comfortable to knead.

It can be stacked high with confidence, and it is soft and warm in the arms. For Senwu, who likes to stick to his partner, this makes him happier than hunting a plump wild duck.

The cold black cat lord suddenly showed a rippling smile. The wild dog passing by was so frightened that it whimpered, tucked its tail and hid and slithered away along the corner.

If something goes wrong, there must be a monster. The best thing to do is to hide away.

The puppy doesn't understand, this monster is not that monster.

After thinking about it for a while, Senwu straightened his face and returned to his usual expressionless look. Today, in addition to patrolling its territory, it also has another important thing to do.

Find Ahu to practice massage techniques learned from humans.

Senwu jumped over a wall lightly.

Last time I had a full meal with the help of catnip, but the next day I was kicked out of the nest by the vicious little raccoon flower and slept on a cold sofa for a week. Recently, we were able to sleep together, but we are no longer allowed to stack up.

It brought all kinds of prey in its mouth to please the little civet flower. Lu Yu ate them all without hesitation, but he still wouldn't let it ride on its back, and would be scratched even if it came even slightly closer.

Also being driven away by his partner, how did the Elk King solve the problem in the end? Senwu, who had claw marks on his face, thought that it was unrealistic to find the two elk now.

The anxious Senwu could only use stupid methods to search for more prey that would satisfy Lu Yu.

During that time, all the animals in the territory who were on the cat's diet were frightened and ran away from the black cat lord who suddenly had a convulsion, for fear of accidentally dying.

Ahu, who received the request for help from the victim's representative, yawned: "When will the lord get the meat? When will this matter end? You guys should just stay away from it these days. Meow can't help it."

What else can be done? Keep hiding.

"Hahahahahaha! The cat's stomach aches from laughing so hard!" Ahu rolled on top of the big yellow dog, "I didn't expect that our lord, the most powerful person in the world, would be unable to do anything to a kitten."

As the saying goes, extreme joy brings sorrow, and soon the smile on Ahu's face disappeared.

"Lord, is this massaging method okay?" The cow cat was knocked down and ravaged by the big black cat and screamed, "It hurts! Lord, do you want to break the cat's bones?"

Senwu responded while adjusting the intensity: "Don't move. I think the humans raised by the obedient cubs are coaxed like this. You have to give it a try first to know if it's useful."

It carefully observed it several times. As long as the two-legged beast named Fang Wen hugged Lu Yi and massaged it for a while, Lu Yi, who was full of anger and rubbed his waist, would show a relaxed smile and reward the other person with a kiss.

Like fighting, practice makes perfect. There is no reason why stupid humans can succeed but smart cats cannot.

"Meow is going to die! Change meow!" After hearing the unknown sound of bones, Ahu finally exploded, rolled and crawled to hide in a tree, and kicked down a sleeping orange cat next to him.

Senwu didn't care, as long as he had a cat to practice his claws with, he dragged him over with an expressionless face and continued.

The unlucky orange cat shook into a sieve, and a moment later, a series of painful cries echoed through the sky.

Senwu was a little slow to get home today.

Lu Yu, who was open for an hour on the first floor, stared at the door with eyes wide open, his tail swaying back and forth. Normally at this time, Senwu would have come back with prey in his mouth.

Lu Yu changed his lying position and thought seriously. Is it because it didn't eat the prey that Senwu brought back recently?

Meow didn't mean it. Fang Wen cooked a lot of delicious food, so Meow only had a full stomach. After eating, he couldn't eat here.

Senwu wanted to refuse to admit defeat, so he served afternoon tea in different ways every day.

The cat is not doing this right. Decided! No matter what Senwu brings back later, Meow will eat it until his stomach is full!

After being unable to wait for Senwu for a long time, the frustrated Lu Yu decided to wait in a different way and walked to the second floor with his ears drooped.

Meow went to the second floor to watch a variety show to relieve his boredom. At this time, Fang Wen should be working in the study. Don't worry, the cat will make a soft sound and not affect him.

Huh? There is a sound in the living room.

Lu Yu blinked when he reached the middle of the stairs, raised his ears and listened carefully. There was rhythmic music, mixed with the sound of human breathing.

The other party didn't seem to want the people on the first floor to hear, so he deliberately lowered his volume. But cats have sensitive hearing, and in Lu Yu's ears, the movement on the second floor at this moment was clear.

What is Fang Wen doing secretly? Lu Yu secretly grabbed the door frame and stuck his head out.

I saw the young man sweating following the fitness tutorial on the TV screen. The crystal beads of sweat rolled down his strong muscles, and his hormones were bursting.

What, just keep fit, why do you do it secretly? Lu Yu, who was deeply bored, walked into the living room.

I thought I could catch Fang Wen's little secret.

"Good boy, hush." ​​Fang Wen, who was sneaking around, spotted Little Lihua and quickly made a silencing gesture. He even paused the video and walked to the door to see if anyone was following him upstairs.

Lu Yu curled his lips, you have eight-pack abs and not a trace of fat on your body. You have semi-retired from the entertainment industry. Who would you follow to get in shape?

Seemingly sensing Lu Yu's inner slander, Fang Wen clasped his hands and begged for mercy: "Dad has accidentally eaten too much recently. In order to be worthy of your self-disciplined Daddy Lu, Daddy must lose weight."

Ouch, what is this called? Always afraid that I am not perfect enough in the eyes of my lover!

Lu Yu patted him to express his support, stopped watching variety shows, and went to exercise with Fang Wen. Following human movements, the kitten stretches its hind legs, lifts its forelimbs, and sticks out its butt.

Don't tell me, it's cool.

Fang Wen, who was trying hard to maintain standard movements, was deeply moved. Then, while panting, he strictly asked the cat to raise its head, raise its hands, keep its back feet steady, and not to shake...

Ugh, hey, how can you ask a cat to be serious?

The kitten, who was always mischievous, fell to the ground from exhaustion before finishing a song and melted into a fluffy cake.

"Good boy! Hold on!" Fang Wen's energetic voice was like a reminder.

The wilted Lu Yu raised his paws tremblingly. Meow can only accompany you here. Fang Wen was a tireless exercise machine. No wonder Lu Yi rubbed his waist every three days.

Bah!

Since you have endless energy, let Meow add fuel to your fitness career!

While Fang Wen was doing a plank, Lu Yu jumped on his back and jumped up and down, and heard the human's exclamation as he wished.