The system is invincible, but this kitten is very depressed

Zhang Shan, who had just been in this world for more than a month, did not have the courage to venture into unknown areas, so she planned to find a family that could provide shelter.

Even if you have to catch mice.

After walking through most of Fuzhou City, Zhang Shan finally found a suitable family after ten days of searching and observation.

Forehead! In other words, it was forced to fit.

This family is located in the south of the city, near the Chenghuang Temple.

Zhang Shan observed the yard and found no movement for a long time. There were signs that someone had lived in it.

Zhang Shan felt thirsty at that time, so he planned to sneak into the kitchen under the pretext of drinking water.

As soon as he turned into the kitchen, he saw an old man with pale hair and as thin as a skeleton, staring directly at him. Zhang Shan's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at him blankly, their eyes meeting each other.

After looking at each other for a few seconds, the old man suddenly smiled. His eyes were deep, like black will-o'-the-wisps. With his face full of wrinkles and a hideous scar spanning from his right eye to his left chin, his smile was as hideous as an evil ghost.

It's like an evil ghost suddenly popping out of an old gray movie.

Zhang Shan's hair suddenly stood on end, and boundless fear filled his heart.

"Meow!"

Ghost!

A shrill meow sounded, and Zhang Shan was greatly frightened. He turned around and ran away in a panic, without seeing clearly what was ahead, and suddenly bumped into an earthen jar.

"Bang~bang bang", the jar broke.

Zhang Shan turned around and ran away in no mood to pay attention.

Suddenly, the four paws lifted off the ground, and the cat's claws began to flap.

Zhang Shan was grabbed by the neck.

First time caught by a human!

Zhang Shan screamed in his heart.

ah! I've been caught by a ghost! Don't eat me, let me go! Help……

Don't eat me!

Zhang Shan struggled in vain and chose to beg for mercy.

I just came here for a drink of water. If I knew you were here, I wouldn’t have come. Spare my life. I’ve only been here for more than a month and I’m going to die. I’ve never seen a time traveler as unlucky as me...

Ahhhh! Spare my cat's life, I can help you catch mice! I will catch it...

Even though the words of begging for mercy were said in this way, the meows that came out of his mouth were louder and shriller than the last.

Zhang Shan was led around and faced that terrifying and serious face again, feeling extremely regretful.

Since you know that there are everyone in this city, you shouldn't just enter other people's houses!

I wonder if I can wear it back after I die?

"Shut up! Ask me to break your neck again!" The old man's eyes were fierce and his voice was extremely cruel.

Zhang Shan calmed down immediately.

He stopped barking and fluttering, and stared at him timidly, his eyes full of begging.

A trace of surprise flashed in the old man's eyes, "Hey, you can actually understand human speech!"

Zhang Shan was complaining in his heart, couldn't he be frightened?

Don't you want to break my neck directly? How dare I not understand you like this? I haven't lived enough yet!

"Call and listen!"

"Meow~"

"Scream again!"

"Meow!"

"Yeah, let's call again!"

"..." Sir, you are sneaking around!

"Scream!" the old man's final voice rose.

"Meow~" Zhang Shan could only give in.

The old man nodded with satisfaction, "Well, you are so obedient! I put you down, but you are not allowed to run away."

Zhang Shan was thrown to the ground by the old man. His legs were so weak that he could hardly stand still. Zhang Shan breathed a sigh of relief because of the grounded feeling.

"Listen, no matter whose cat you are, you have to pay for breaking my earthenware jar! This earthenware jar was bought by me from the north of the city not long ago. It's so far away. Old man, I have old arms and legs. Yes, you have to suffer!"

"I won't bully you. When I bought this earthen pot for ten cents, you can just pay me twelve cents. The extra two cents are my errand fees."

"Meow~meow~"

Zhang Shan protested in a low voice, Damn it, was there a mistake? The original price was compensated?

There is also legwork fee! Your old arms and legs? Why were you so stupid when you caught me?

We were at least five meters away just now! I didn’t stop even if I broke the earthen jar, I couldn’t outrun you.

Do you know? In our place, you call it Versailles!

"Well, just admit your mistake and ask your master to pay for it. Don't run away! If you run away, I will look for you wherever you go. Just call here."

"Meow!"

I was speechless. Zhang Shan said that he could no longer complain. This was purely sick.

He can only use his ultimate move.

What a humiliation!

Zhang Shan let out a "meow" and lay down, exposing his belly, squinting his eyes, raising the corners of his mouth, trying his best to look like I'm cute, come and flirt with me, then the cat's head rubbed against the old man's hand and licked it.

Zhang Shan was disgusted by himself.

I have never licked anyone like this in my entire life, whether it was a man or a woman.

I wish I could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it!

"Haha, little one, you want to please me? If you please me, you don't have to pay for it?"

The old man chuckled with a cunning look on his face. In Zhang Shan's heart, he looked like a ferocious villain.

"Just stay here and help me catch mice. Two mice are worth a penny. How about I take good care of you, old man. By the way, my last name is Zhang. Just call me Old Man Zhang."

Old man Zhang didn't care whether Zhang Shan could bark or not.

"Meow."

As long as you are happy, whatever you say is what it is and I will never refute it.

Zhang Shan couldn't speak, so he could only comfort himself by vomiting in his heart: This cat can bend and stretch!

In this way, Zhang Shan settled down with Old Man Zhang and started catching mice. Although his life was hanging by a thread, his ultimate goal was achieved.

Although the old man looked very insecure.

On the first day of work, Zhang Shan walked around the entire yard, using the cat's sense of smell, vision and hearing as well as the thinking of a human in his previous life to determine where rats might appear, including the kitchen stove burner and every corner, drainage channels, and piles of debris. Utility rooms where food is stored, cabinets where rice, grains and condiments are placed, and other places where food is present or in contact with food for a long time.

The second step is to formulate capture strategies for inaccessible locations. For example, when a mouse comes out of the stove burner, Zhang Shan is lurking around the corner. As long as the mouse turns the corner, he will meet love.

There are many sundries piled up in the utility room, including baskets, earthen pots, hoes, wooden boards... Fragile items are placed on the straw. There is a lot of miscellaneous things. There may be mice making a nest here.

Zhang Shan sneaked in and checked inside and out, and finally found four little mice that were about 2 days old in a corner at the end. Their fetal hair had not yet fallen off, their backs were faintly black, and their eyes were still wet. Open.

Perhaps sensing danger, she didn't bark and shivered in her nest. The mother mouse probably went out to look for food.

Zhang Shan had no sympathy for the mouse, so he let the mouse scream and brought the mouse to Old Man Zhang.

"Meow." Zhang Shan shouted arrogantly at the old man, I caught the mouse!

"Oh, are you really going to catch mice? Look, they are so small! Four are worth a penny. The two worth a penny I mentioned earlier are big mice."

Old Man Zhang smiled evilly and didn't care whether the cat understood it or not. Old man Zhang picked up the four rats and walked to the kitchen.

"..."

Damn it, Zhang Shan was furious, this old man went back on his word!

Zhang Shan quit and chased after the old man.

"Meow~meow~meow meow...", the cat meows loudly.

Zhang Shan tried to reason with Old Man Zhang and teach him how to behave.

Old man Zhang ignored Zhang Shan's yelling and scolding, walked into the backyard, fetched a bowl of water, washed the mouse clean, then went into the kitchen to find a wine jar, opened it and smelled it, showing an expression of enjoyment.

Zhang Shan was smelling the strong aroma of rice wine next to him, stopped shouting, and leaned his head over to take a look.

She didn't understand wine, and she didn't know how many years it had been stored. Judging from the strong aroma of wine, it must be more than two or three years old.

Old man Zhang saw that the cat's face was about to reach in, so he moved the wine jar to the side in disgust.

"Hey, don't get so close, you're going to get dirty."

"..."

Zhang Shan stared at him angrily, he actually called me dirty!

Girls are always very sensitive to certain words.

I just washed it this morning. Where is it dirty?

"Haha, you are such an interesting cat, haha~"

Old man Zhang was amused when he saw the cat staring, and with the scars and wrinkles on his face, he looked so terrifying.

"Cat, old man, this is the first time I've seen a cat stare. Besides staring, what else can you do?"

"Meow~",

Zhang Shan is even more angry, this old man is so irritating! Angrily, he turned his back to Old Man Zhang.

You can't be spoiled by an old man, he will become evil if you get spoiled!

"Oh, you can still get angry, it's so funny!"

Old Man Zhang smiled and reached out to touch the cat's head.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry. For the sake of your good performance, old man, I will buy you fish!"

Old man Zhang wiped the little mouse dry with a cloth, let it dry for a while, then put the little mouse directly into the wine jar, sealed it, and put it in the cellar.