The system is invincible, but this kitten is very depressed

Zhang Shan stayed at Old Man Zhang's house for half a month, ignoring what was going on outside the window and focusing on eating and sleeping.

Food and accommodation are included here, and Zhang Shan can eat whatever he wants. If he is happy, he can also eat dried fish, which is an additional benefit.

Old Man Zhang looks scary, but he is actually not cruel. After getting along with him, he discovered that he is a joker and a chatterbox.

Nothing happened that day.

They have also caught all the mice. There are only ten in total, which is less than half of the number prescribed by Old Man Zhang.

Old Zhang's yard is only so big, and sooner or later he will catch all the mice. There are only eight mice in total. Because Zhang Shan is around, the mice will run away after smelling the smell.

Zhang Shan caught the other two in someone else's yard at night while Old Zhang was sleeping.

Still thinking that he would not be discovered, unexpectedly, Old Man Zhang frowned when he saw the mouse.

Old Man Zhang asked: "Cat, is this mouse really from my yard?"

"Meow!" Zhang Shan meowed affirmatively.

This old man won't find anything, right?

"Oh, cats can lie!"

Old man Zhang picked up the mouse and pointed at its mouth.

"Look! What is that? Lard, where did our lard come from?"

Zhang Shan looked closer in confusion and saw that there was nothing near the mouse's mouth, so he sniffed it again.

This is obviously soybean oil! Where is the lard? Even if there is lard, it is possible that rats sneaked food from other places and came to this courtyard.

This old man is very bad and always knows how to lie to cats.

"If you don't do something bad, why would you smell it?"

"..."

Hold! It's a scam!

"You cat, you caught these two mice from Widow Wang's house next door. Don't think I don't know. You left at midnight last night and came back at ugly time, right?" Old Man Zhang said with a smile.

"..." Zhang Shan was startled, and fear suddenly spread over his head.

Before leaving the yard last night, I went to observe the door of Old Man Zhang's room. The cat's paws were soft and made no sound at all when it landed on the ground. Moreover, Old Man Zhang was snoring. This time period should be the time when humans sleep the most deeply.

Could it be that Old Man Zhang has been pretending to sleep? Secretly observing me?

impossible? I'm just a cat. At most I'm a bit spiritual and can understand some people's words.

Could it be divine consciousness? Old man Zhang is a cultivator?

Zhang Shan was vaguely looking forward to it.

"Cat, what are you thinking about?"

"Meow~meow."

Zhang Shan called out affectionately, turned over on the ground, and then rubbed against Old Man Zhang.

No way, the matter has been exposed, Zhang Shan can only admit his mistake and ask for forgiveness.

Old man Zhang softened his heart when he saw the cat being coquettishly spineless. He patted Zhang Shan's head and said, "Okay, okay! I won't pursue it, old man. I'll count you ten!"

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Since Zhang Shan caught the tenth mouse, he hasn't caught any more mice, and he doesn't dare to go outside to catch them. He sunbathes in the yard boredly every day, observing Old Man Zhang from time to time, trying to find out what he has in common with the immortal cultivators.

Old man Zhang needs to eat and cannot live without food. He is probably in the Qi refining period among immortal cultivators, or he is experiencing the fireworks of the world.

Old man Zhang spends three hours every day sitting in meditation, probably absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

Old man Zhang needs to poop. Well, it may be that he has eaten too much mundane food and cannot rely on spiritual energy to digest it and needs to be excreted.

Old man Zhang may want to sleep because he is doing as the Romans do, or because the cat at home thinks he is just an ordinary person.

Old man Zhang practiced boxing from time to time. He was so powerful that he could break the wind with his fists, which gave Zhang Shan a sense of pressure. Old man Zhang may have practiced individual training or both physical training and physical training.

Old man Zhang went out shopping and encountered a gangster bullying a man and a woman. He picked up a pebble on the roadside and threw it ten meters away, hitting the gangster's leg. The gangster's leg broke with a click. He was very forceful.

Old man Zhang may be secretly casting spells, and the stones are just a cover-up.

Zhang Shan sometimes saw old man Zhang holding a delicate wooden box in his room and meditating. The wooden box might contain a magic weapon or magic weapon.

In addition to secretly observing, Zhang Shan also took proactive measures.

He sneaked around behind him several times, then launched a surprise attack and pounced on Old Man Zhang, but he was discovered and caught every time.

Old man Zhang may have strong spiritual consciousness and has already understood Zhang Shan's every move...

While wearing the garb of a cultivator of immortality, Old Man Zhang's gestures and gestures were natural and quite charming.

Every time I meditate, I feel like I am thinking about reincarnation, which is an unparalleled method...

Well, Zhang Shan can't even fool himself anymore, and he can't tell that old man Zhang is an immortal cultivator.

This is a world of martial arts. He may be a master with strong martial arts, strong internal strength, and a delicate mind.

Zhang Shan lay in the yard frustrated, thinking about old man Zhang's various behaviors, and fell asleep after a while.

Zhang Shan had a dream.

In the dream, Old Man Zhang was a master cultivator who came to the world to hone his worldly heart and possess great magical powers.

Immortal Zhang admired Zhang Shan, a cat full of spirituality and intelligence. After passing the test, he revealed his identity as an immortal cultivator and wanted to take Zhang Shan as his disciple and bring him back to the world of immortality.

After Zhang Shan practiced hard, he broke away from the life limit of more than ten years as a cat, and finally transformed into a beautiful female nun one day, happy and free...