Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Uuuu..., Paimon, you have never called me a coward before, wuwu..."

Paimon covered his ears in annoyance: "Ahhhh!! It's so annoying! Shut up!"

Ying obediently covered her mouth, tears streaming down her face.

"Ahem, in short, you can't fight in the town. This is the first warning. Next time I will expel you directly from Mondstadt Town." said the member of the Knights.

Little One shouted to Paimon: "Do you hear that! Do you hear that! My master and I are good people now. You are attacking us for no reason. You are the bad people. Get out of Mondstadt."

"You... fight again if you have the ability!"

Xiao Yi looked at the member of the Knights pitifully: "Brother, look, she is so fierce, she wants to hit me, brother, come and protect me."

Members of the Knights: "..."

He pretended not to see it, turned and left.

Little One made a face at Paimon and whispered: "Get the bad guys out of Mondstadt."

"you……"

"The master said that Xiao Yi can't talk to bad people. Talking to bad people will make him bad. The master doesn't like bad children, so please don't talk to Xiao Yi."

"I...am I a bad person?"

Paimon handed his little hand to Ying, and then waved his sword towards Xiao Yi: "Ying! Don't pull me! I'm going to kill this slime today!"

Ying: "(?O?) Pai... Paimon, I didn't pull you?"

"Hahaha!!!" Xiao Yi laughed mockingly.

"Ahhhh!!!" Paimeng's face turned red with anger: "Ying, let's go!"

After saying that, Paimon didn't know whether he was ashamed or angry, and left in a hurry.

Ying hurriedly chased after him.

"Plop--" With a sound, the unlucky Ying fell to the ground, and blood suddenly spurted from his nose.

She covered her nose, waved and shouted, "Paimon! Wait for me!"

"Cut~"

Xiao Yi said with disdain: "I still want to fight with Xiao Yi, but unfortunately, the script is with Xiao Yi."

……

at the same time

Mond City

Xiaoliya's house

Xiao Liya, who had been lying in bed in a coma for a day and a night, opened her eyes from the bed.

"This is... my home. Hu Yang has taken me back to Mondstadt."

She sat up and shouted: "Popular euphratica! Populus euphratica!"

After calling a few times, she stopped.

"They're all gone, and I'm all alone again."

Xiao Liya curled up, hugged her legs, and murmured: "Popular euphratica said to laugh and be happy. If you are sad, let yourself suffer and let the pain turn into happiness."

The corners of her mouth twitched up, revealing an ugly smile.

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, I need medicine, medicine..."

Xiao Liya walked out of bed in a panic, rummaging through the drawer next to her to look for: "Medicine, where is the medicine..."

Wow!

The table fell to the floor.

She smashed the table with her fist, picked up a sharp piece of wood and stabbed it into her arm.

Xiao Liya's face showed a look of pain but satisfaction: "It hurts..."

She shouted that it hurt, but the smile on her face became more and more cheerful.

At this moment, Xiao Liya is exactly the same as the crazy Populus euphratica.

The sharp wooden boards made cuts on the delicate skin, and blood flowed down the wounds.

Xiao Liya, who was already weak, gradually became drowsy: "Popular euphratica, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep..."

While muttering, Xiao Liya stumbled and fell to the ground.

A gust of wind blew.

Wendy's figure appeared in the room, and he looked at Xiao Liya who was covered in injuries with an unsightly expression.

"Hu Yang, you are really going to cause me trouble."

He hurriedly treated the wounds on Xiao Liya's body and helped Xiao Liya lie down on the bed.

"I just left for a while and it turned out like this. She is really a troublesome girl. I will definitely settle the score with Hu Yang when I go back."

Wendy picked up the medicine scattered on the floor and came to the kitchen to help Xiaolia make medicine.

……

Fairy tale world

Mondstadt

Xiao Yi bit Hu Yang's clothes and dragged Hu Yang into the tavern.

"Barbatos! Come out!"

Diluc, the bartender and boss who had been inserting wine glasses since the beginning of the script, said, "If you want to find the God of Wind, he's in the corner over there."

Xiao Yi followed Diluc's gaze and saw Wendy sleeping soundly on the table in the corner.

"Hey! Hey!"

The little one bit into Populus euphratica's clothes and dragged the lazy version of Populus euphratica to Wendy's side.

It jumped up and sat on Wendy's head, and the water slime's body swallowed Wendy's head.

Wendy, who was lying drunk and asleep on the table, gradually turned red, then suddenly opened her eyes, sat up and peeled off the water slime on her head.

"Huh~huh~, it's suffocating me to death." Wendy took two breaths before returning to normal breathing.

He looked at the slime on the table and said, "Little slime, do you know that your behavior is very dangerous?"

"Tch~, you are the God of Wind, you can't die."

"You...you are a slime from Populus euphratica. How did you enter Mondstadt Town? Didn't the Knights not allow you to enter Mondstadt Town?" Wendy asked doubtfully.

"My master and I have become good men and have obtained the permission of the four-eyed woman of the Knights. Now my master and I can enter and leave Mondstadt at will."

"Be a good person? What does Xiami mean?"

"It means that the master and I decided to be good people."

Wendy said after realizing it: "Huh? So you have always been a bad person before?"

Xiao Yi: "What else?"

"How could the person who invited me to drink be a bad person?"

Diluc, who was cleaning the wine glass, unconsciously exerted force on his palms after hearing these words. He heard the wine glass shatter with a "click!" and the broken glass cut his fingers.

puff!

Blood spurted out more than one meter high.

He quickly took out a handkerchief to stop the bleeding.

Xiao Yi said earnestly: "Wendy, you have to know that my master is the only one in this world who is good to you. No matter whether he is a bad person or not, he is sincere in his kindness to you. Look, in the past, even if he was a bad person, would he still be kind to you?" you drink."

"Yeah." Wendy nodded repeatedly: "Even though Populus euphratica is a bad person, he is still very kind to me and often invites me to drink."

"Yes, that's the truth." Xiaodao said, "Wendy, this time I'm here with the master because the master has something in his heart that he wants to tell you."

"say what?"

"Master will tell you this personally, master, master."

"Has Populus euphratica come too? Where are the others?" Wendy looked around, but did not find the figure he wanted to see in the tavern.

Xiao Yi jumped off the table and came under the table: "Master, why did you run under the table?"

"Stay~"

"Woo, Master, you have worked so hard. You have worked so hard to get here. Now let's leave it to Xiao Yi." Xiao Yi shouted: "Wendy, please bring Master up quickly."

With Wendy's help, Populus euphratica changed from lying on the ground to lying on the table.

"Master, don't you have something to say to Wendy? You can say it now."

Populus euphratica's eyes turned to Wendy's direction, and he said with hard work, hardships, hardships... "Stay~"

Wendy blinked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

Xiaodao: "Humph! You don't even understand this. Thanks to the master being so kind to you, you don't understand what the master means. The wine the master invited you to drink before was all in vain."

"Ah? But didn't Populus euphratica just scream in a daze? What's the point? I can also, dawdle~"

Populus euphratica: "Stay~"

Wendy: "Stay~"