Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Ah! Asshole!"

Xiao Yi was so angry that he slammed into Wendy's head and once again wrapped her head in water slime.

"Don't talk like my dear master!"

"Gulu~Gulu~"

Wendy struggled to break away from the shackles of the slime, and her whole body became wet with slime condensation.

"Huh~huh~, are you trying to suffocate me to death?"

"Hmph! Who asked you to imitate my master's speech? No one in this world can imitate my master's speech. Is Xiaoyi right, master?"

"Stay~"

"Master praised me, Xiaoyi is so happy."

"Huh?" Wendy looked at the suddenly happy Xiao Yi in confusion: "When did he praise you? Didn't he just scream?"

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes at Wendy: "What do you know? Although the master said a word "Stupid", this word is full of profound meaning. "Stupid" means that the master kissed my forehead and took apart the wood below. A丨,丿,?,

(1), () Two ones represent the single-mindedness between the master and me.

俿 and ? represent me and the master. We are forever connected with one heart and one mind to form this wooden character.

Ah——, Master!

Xiaoyi will definitely treat you wholeheartedly and never let down your expectations! "

Wendy finally saw what it means to lick a dog today: "There is a word called dog licking in Mondstadt recently. Are you a dog licker?"

Xiao Yi wrapped up Wendy again: "You are a dog licker! Your whole family is a dog licker! I am the master's most loyal servant! I am not a dog licker!"

This time, it took Wendy a long time to pull the slime off her head, which showed that his words stimulated Xiao Yi.

The Populus euphratica next to him yelled: "Stupid~"

"Yeah, yeah." The little one nodded and translated to Wendy: "The master said he wants you to drink."

Wendy patted her belly: "I'm full."

"Huh? Where do you get the money to drink? Didn't Tvarin not work to earn money to support you? How can you still have money to drink?"

"Hey, I am the most respected god of wind in Mondstadt. Of course drinking is free."

A shadow appeared behind Wendy.

Wendy began to sweat on his forehead. He turned his head nervously, blinked his mung bean-sized eyes, and said, "Master Diluc, didn't you invite me to drink this wine?"

Diluc showed a smile mixed with anger: "What do you think?"

"Well, I can keep a ledger. I will pay back the money when Tewarin earns money from working."

Xiao Yi came up and said: "Oh my, I don't know who went out to find other dragons to play with and abandoned our poor Tevarin. Now Tevarin is probably hiding in a corner crying, how can he be in the mood to come out to work? ."

"Is that so? Wind, God, Da, Man."

Wendy's body shrunk at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she looked up at the tall Diluc.

"If Tewarin is gone, there will still be a little wolf. He can also work to earn money to support me." Wendy said with sweat dripping from her back.

Xiaodao said: "But I heard that the North Wind Wolf King seems to be ignoring you at all, otherwise Tevarin wouldn't be the only one making money to support you."

"You're talking nonsense! My little wolf is the most obedient!"

"You're talking nonsense."

Wendy and Xiao Yi exchanged words with each other, and finally got into a fight.

The water slime's body was constantly pulling and twisting like rubber, causing Wendy to be covered in slime condensation.

"Master Fengshen, do you still want to pay for the wine? If you drink Bawang wine, I will send you to the Knights."

"Pay, pay! Hu Yang, didn't you just say you wanted to treat me to a drink? This drink counts as your treat."

"You are not allowed to talk to the master like this."

"Don't get into my clothes, Ryo."

"Stay~"

"What? Master, you want me to let him go?"

Xiao Yi reluctantly detached himself from Wendy: "Humph! Barbatos, even if you are the God of Wind, you must respect my master."

"Stay~"

"I know master, we are here to do business."

The little one opened his mouth and spat out a bunch of mola: "Are these enough?"

Diluc just glanced at it and said, "It's not even close."

Xiao Yi's fat body jumped up: "What? This is two million molas! It's not enough! Your store was robbed! Believe it or not, I will sue you to the Knights!"

Seeing that Xiao Yi was about to start a fight with Diluc, Wendy hurriedly came up to be the peacemaker and pulled Xiao Yi away: "Oh, Xiao Yi, don't be excited, don't be excited."

Xiao Yi shouted: "Why are you pulling me? Why don't you hold him down quickly and let the two of us beat him up? How dare you open a black shop? The Knights of Mondstadt are all blind!"

Diluc expressionlessly took out the bill he had just written down: "The five pages above are all about the wine that Fengshen just drank."

Xiao Yi stopped looking at the five bills and turned to look at Wendy.

Wendy smiled sheepishly: "Hey! (?＞?＜)☆"

"Hey, sir! Are you a reservoir? There is so much wine in your belly!"

Wendy lowered her head in shame: "I don't know, I just drank a little more, and I drank too much without knowing it."

"A little bit?!"

"Stay~"

"Master (╥w╥`), Xiaoyi knows, Xiaoyi pays."

The little one spat out Maura to pay the bill again: "That's enough."

"enough."

Diluc put away the Mora on the table and sent Wendy a message before leaving: "Do something serious, Lord Fengshen."

Wendy(??), he has been doing the right thing. Shouldn’t the God of Wind be free like this?

"Hey! Barbatos, don't look there. You should look at my master now."

Wendy looked at the lazy Yang Yang lying on the table and said: "Stay~"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm saying thank you to Hu Yang."

"Asshole! You're obviously just barking!"

Wendy (?o﹏o?): "But isn't that how Populus euphratica talks? I want to thank him in his language."

"Can you and my master be the same? Every word my master says has a profound meaning. How about you! You are a complete idiot!"

Wendy cried out pitifully: "Stay~"

"Stay~"

Wendy pointed at Populus euphratica and said quickly: "Look, Populus euphratica is responding to me, and I am communicating with Populus euphratica."

"My master wants you to stay away from him. He can't stand the smell of wine in your mouth."

"Hiccup~"

Wendy burped and said, "What's the smell? It's obviously the smell of wine."

"Stay~"

Xiao Yi heard what Hu Yang said, nodded and replied: "I know the master, I will talk about business now."

It looked at Wendy who was trying hard to smell her mouth: "Barbatos, my master has something to tell you."

"Ah?" Wendy came back to her senses and asked, "What does Populus euphratica want to say?"

"Stay~"

Wendy imitated and shouted: "Stay~"

"Pooh!"

A mouthful of slime condensation smeared on Wendy's face.

"What my master means is, do you want my master to help you pay for your future purchases?"

Wendy hesitated for a moment: "Isn't this... not good?"

"Just tell me whether you want it or not!"

This time, Wendy didn’t hesitate at all: “Yes!”

"Stay~"

"The master said that as long as you stay with him, he will pay for you."

"Together?"

"That's what it means. In addition to helping to pay the bill, there is this."

The little one opened his mouth and spit out a gourd.

"(′??w??｀) Fengshen is drunk!!!!"

"This thing is enough."

Wendy hugged the wine gourd and nodded repeatedly: "Together! Together!"