Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

[Host, don’t be like this, Xiaoyi is afraid (?＞?＜?)】

"You have no legs, what are you afraid of?"

[…, host, you actually want Xiaoyi’s legs, (???? ???) 嘤嘤嘤~, it’s a shame that I want the host’s knees to be pillowed]

"Keep your daydreaming to yourself."

Hu Yang squatted down, stretched out his hand and poked Guo Ba's belly: "Why are you still pretending to be dead?"

Hutao picked up Guoba and shook it. Seeing that Guoba was not awake, Hutao sadly held Guoba into his arms: "Guoba, wuwuwu..., why did you leave at such a young age? Guoba, don't worry, I will make you prosperous." For burial, I will go back and customize a coffin for you, but you still have to ask Xiangling for the burial money."

The unconscious Guo Ba was taken to the Hall of Purity.

The brother and sister found some coffin-making scraps and built a free coffin for Guo Ba.

Then put the rice cake into the coffin.

"Ugh~, Guo Ba, why did you just leave like that, leaving Xiang Ling all alone? From now on, Xiang Ling will have to find ingredients, cook alone, and..."

Hu Tao pulls off the fake show and begins to mourn for Guo Ba.

Hu Yang came to the coffin with a hammer and coffin nails.

Hu Tao stopped crying: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Obviously, seal the coffin."

Hu Yang stepped forward to stop him: "Don't! I was just joking, I didn't mean to bury the pot."

"Bump!"

There was a noise in the coffin.

"Guo Ba woke up." Hu Tao opened the coffin, revealing a nervous Guo Ba.

"Don't be afraid, Guoba, we were just joking with you."

"Gulu~ (Is it a joke to chop off my legs?)"

Hu Yang came over with a smile and took out the big sword that was used to chop Guo Ba. The blood on the sword had just dried: "Little Guo Ba seems to be very unconvinced."

Guo Ba rolled his eyes and lay back in the coffin.

The ferryman came from a distance: "Master, Miss Xiangling from Wanmin Hall is here."

"Xiang Ling is here."

Hu Yang picked up Guo Ba: "Guo Ba, be good, but you can't tell Xiang Ling what happened just now. This is a little secret between us, how about it?"

The cold sword was pressed against Guo Ba's round belly.

Hu Yang patted Guo Ba's belly with his long sword and said with a smile: "Think carefully before answering."

"Gulu gulu!" Guo Ba nodded repeatedly.

The two brothers took the rice dumplings to the entrance of the Purity Hall. Xiangling, who was still smelling of food, was standing at the door waiting.

"Xiang Ling!"

Hu Tao enthusiastically walked forward and handed the rice cake to Xiang Ling: "Your rice cake."

"It's really troublesome for Walnut."

Xiangling rubbed Guo Ba's cheek and said, "Guo Ba is so naughty. He ran out to play while I was cooking. Don't do this next time."

Hearing this, Guoba shed tears of regret. He would never dare to run around again. As for the brother and sister in the Hall of Rebirth, he would hide as far away from them as possible. They are demons...

"Why is Guoba crying? Hutao, did Guoba encounter something?"

Hu Tao's eyes were wandering, and he pretended to be dumbfounded and said: "I...I don't know, he was like this when the rice dumplings were handed out."

Guoba: "Gulu! (liar)"

As soon as Guo Ba protested, a big hand pressed on its head. Guo Ba looked at the devil's smile and his body trembled.

Populus euphratica stroked Guoba's head and said with a smile: "Guoba is so cute. It would be great if I could mate with Guoba and have a few more. I also want to have a Guoba of my own."

Xiangling later realized that Populus euphratica had changed greatly: "Huh... Huh?! Populus euphratica?"

"Where have you been? Why have you changed so much?"

Hu Yang showed an eight-tooth smile and said confidently: "Hey~, have you become more handsome?"

"Yeah." Xiangling nodded, looked at Populus euphratica, who was a head taller than herself, and asked, "How did you suddenly grow so tall? Do you have any secrets?"

"The secret is true. Start eating at night and keep eating until morning, and you will grow taller."

"Wouldn't that kill you?"

"Do you think I'm exhausted? Why don't Xiangling try this method? 乛v乛? Hehe"

"Forget it, forget it." Xiang Ling waved her hand: "Although I want to grow taller so that I can pick ingredients from higher places, I don't want to be a chef who is exhausted."

Hu Tao on the side suddenly asked: "Are you free for the Xiangling Sea Lantern Festival?"

"There's nothing wrong with the Lantern Festival."

"Hehe, now you have something to do during the Hai Lantern Festival. This hall leader invites you to get together during the Hai Lantern Festival. Do you want to come?"

"Okay, Guo Ba and I will go together then."

Guo Ba grabbed Xiang Ling's clothes: "Gulu! (I won't go!)"

Xiangling looked at Guoba angrily: "Guoba, what happened to you today? If you do this again, I will be angry."

Crispy rice (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)

Afterwards, Xiang Ling said goodbye and left the Hall of Rebirth, dragging Guo Ba with a look of despair.

Hutao couldn't bear to watch Guo Ba disappear: "Cao Ba is so interesting. It would be great if I also had such an interesting Guo Ba."

He turned to look at Populus euphratica and asked, "Do you think Guoba can breed?"

Hu Yang touched his chin and thought: "If you want to breed, you need to find a second rice dumpling. If you can't find the second rice dumpling, you can only cross it. Cross the rice dumpling with another animal you like, and then there will be a fish that is similar to the rice dumpling. Animals that are similar and that you like better.”

Hutao raised his hand and said happily: "I like lions."

Populus euphratica nodded and said: "Well, we can try it next time. If the breeding is successful, each person will have a rice cooker."

Hutao blinked and said with a smile: "Can you crossbreed a few more times? I also want a cross between Guoba and tiger."

night falls

Inside the Hall of Rebirth

Not long after lying in the coffin, Populus euphratica suddenly pushed open the lid of the coffin and jumped out.

In the darkness, he looked like a hungry beast, with red eyes and bared teeth.

"Hungry again."

Break out the gourmet table runner and conjure up a bunch of barbecue.

Hu Yang grabbed the barbecue and stuffed it into his mouth without any image.

The coffin on the side was also opened at this time, and Hutao, wearing pajamas and holding a pillow, climbed out of the coffin.

Under the candlelight, a figure was squatting on the ground stuffing something into his mouth.

"A kid actually dares to break into the Hall of Rebirth?"

Hutao's eyes lit up and she walked over quietly. When she got closer, she saw it was her brother. Her face was full of disappointment.

"What? It turns out to be my brother. He thought he had a kid playing with me."

Hu Tao returned to the coffin to rest in disappointment.

Hu Yang continued to cook.

He didn't know that there was a pair of eyes behind him that were watching him while he was cooking.

half an hour later

Hu Tao looked at Hu Yang who was still eating solemnly: "Weird, my brother is really weird. He has been eating for half an hour. Could it be that a ghost has possessed his body?"

"For the sake of my brother's safety, I must investigate this matter clearly."

Eating from night to morning again.

Populus euphratica felt that her stomach was no longer so hungry, so she stopped eating.

"Xiaoyi, how long will I continue like this?"

[Host, it’s not a bad thing to eat more. Don’t you feel that your body is getting stronger now?]

[Not only that, your body's recovery power has also been increased. In the past, the host would become weak if he restored an arm. Now, even if the host cuts off the limbs and then restores them, there won't be much change.]