Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"I know everything you said, but eating is too troublesome. I have to eat all night at a time, and I don't even have time to rest."

【Okay, okay, it will be fine after this period of time】

"Xiaoyi, don't you have anything like fairy beans in the Dragon Balls?"

[100 rough stones, as long as the host is not hungry for a day, does the host want it? (^_^) ]

"Forget it, I'll just stuff it into my mouth myself."

Hu Yang wiped the grease from his mouth, put away the food tablecloth thrown on the ground, and stood up.

"Xiao Yi, why haven't you given me the previous songs?"

[It has been prepared for the host a long time ago. If the host wants a matching musical instrument, the original price is 10 rough stones, but the current price is only 9 rough stones.]

The memory of the song appeared in Hu Yang's mind. Not only that, Xiao Yi also thoughtfully gave him a memory of using the musical instrument.

"Why is this song? I thought you would prepare a more festive song for me."

[Joyful things are too cliched now. Host, look at the Spring Festival Gala. Now even the funny skits in the Spring Festival Gala are sensational. This shows that sensationalism is more eye-catching, hum! This is what Xiaoyi thought of]

"Xiaoyi..., I haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala in several years."

[Really (○?e?○), does the host want to change the song? For 10 rough stones, I will prepare ten songs for the host to choose from]

"Come on, with that rough stone, I might as well pay someone to write a song for me. A sad song, just a sad song. It doesn't matter. But what about the fireworks?"

[Little One has a nuclear bomb]

[There are also earthquake star fireworks, which are specially used to explode planets. They can detonate a planet and use the planet as a firework. The fireworks that bloom are really beautiful. Xiao Yi doesn’t know when he will see it again]

"Xiao Yi, what did you do before?"

【In the past~, I didn’t tell you (＞w＜)】

"Che~, tell me what's wrong, and you won't lose a piece of meat."

[The host will know in the future. Now that I have told you, there is no sense of expectation. Only when the host reveals the answer with his own hands can he feel a sense of accomplishment?乛v乛?】

"You're pretending to be mysterious. You're not trapped in Teyvat like me."

[Host, don’t say such heart-wrenching words (′-w?`) I feel heartbroken]

Hu Yang stretched, then turned over and fell into the coffin, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Hu Tao's coffin was quietly pushed away.

Hu Tao quietly came to Hu Yang's coffin and knocked on the coffin: "Is brother asleep?"

Seeing that there was no movement in the coffin, Hutao quietly left the Rebirth Hall like a thief.

After leaving the Hall of Purity, Hutao jogged all the way to the Adventurers Association.

"Miss Catherine, I want to issue a commission..."

Record your brother's situation in detail in the commission, so that you can more accurately find the person who can solve your brother's problem.

……

Dr. Tea Storytelling Office

A young adventurer came here and found the blue-and-white-haired boy who was listening to a book.

"Excuse me for disturbing you, Mr. Chongyun."

"You are from the Adventurers Association. Did you come to me with a commission about evil spirits?"

Chongyun is a regular customer of the Adventurers Association and a famous exorcist.

In order to exorcise evil spirits, he often went to the Adventurers Association to look for exorcism-type tasks. Because of Chongyun's outstanding performance, he was quickly noticed by the Adventurers Association. Afterwards, the Adventurers Association would arrange a special person to tell him when he found exorcism-type tasks.

The people from the Adventurers Association handed over the commission: "Yes, this is the content of the commission."

Chongyun accepted the entrustment and checked the contents.

"Eating food all night? It must be an evil thing, but the person controlled by the evil thing shouldn't be fine after eating food all night."

"The client - Hu Tao, the master of the Rebirth Hall, why is it her commission?" Chongyun felt that something was wrong.

He naturally knows Hu Tao, and the business of the Rebirth Hall often deals with evil objects. As the leader of the Rebirth Hall, Hu Tao naturally has the ability to exorcise evil spirits.

He must go and see the evil thing that can stump Hall Master Hu.

After a few minutes

Chongyun came to the Adventurers Association.

Hutao is still waiting at the Adventurers Association and has not left.

"It turns out that the Adventurers Association is looking for Chongyun."

Chongyun said coldly: "Palace Master Hu, let's talk about your brother's situation in detail first."

"Just last night..." Hu Tao dictated what happened last night.

Chongyun nodded after hearing this: "Let's go to Shengtang."

……

Subsequently

Hu Tao and Chong Yun came to the Hall of Purity together.

"My brother sleeps in this coffin."

Chongyun said seriously: "How could you let him sleep in a coffin? Coffins are used by dead people and are the easiest to attract evil things."

Hutao smiled and said nonchalantly: "What's the matter? My brother and I have slept in coffins since we were young, and we haven't encountered any evil things."

Seeing Hu Tao like this, Chong Yun shook his head. He really didn't like Hu Tao taking evil things so seriously.

Evil things have the most evil intentions. If a mortal is not careful, they will fall into their trap and lose their lives due to carelessness.

Chongyun stood in front of Populus euphratica coffin, muttering something in his mouth, and then shouted: "Urgent as an order!"

The talisman condensed with elements merged into the coffin.

"open!"

The coffin lid opens automatically.

Chongyun walked into the coffin and checked the situation inside the coffin.

Hu Yang: "Zzz..."

After checking, Chongyun turned around and said, "Master Hutao Hall, there is no evil aura in your body."

"Why not? I saw my brother eating all night last night. Can you do it?"

Chongyun noticed a reflection on the ground, stepped forward and brushed his fingers across the ground, put his fingers on the tip of his nose and sniffed: "It is indeed food."

Hu Tao nodded: "Yes, right?"

"Hall Master Hu said that your brother ate enough food for one night. I dare to ask Hall Master Hu, where did the food come from?"

"Of course it's a conjuration." As he said that, Hutao picked up a piece of cloth and demonstrated: "Just put that piece of cloth on the ground, lift it up and the food will come out."

Chongyun: "..., Hall Master Hu, when did Chongyun offend you?"

"??" Hutao blinked innocently: "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. I think Hall Master Hu is very tired. It's better to rest. Chongyun takes his leave."

Chongyun turned around and a popsicle appeared in his hand and he put it into his mouth. The popsicle in his mouth seemed to have been put into boiling water and melted instantly.

After scratching out the popsicle, he took out another one, and just like that, one popsicle after another melted.

Chongyun didn't stop until the popsicles stopped melting so fast.

"calm down."

He will never come to this Rebirth Hall again.

Hope not to see him again next time.

Chongyun's pure yang constitution caused him to go berserk when he lost control of his emotions. Today, he felt that Hu Tao was making fun of him. The more he thought about it in this direction, the more rioting the pure yang energy in his body became.

Seeing Chongyun leave, Hutao covered his head with some worry: "Oh, Chongyun can't even cure my brother, what can I do now?"

"It seems I can only rely on myself!"

"Come on Walnut, you can do it!"

Hu Tao hurriedly ran out, waiting for her to come back again with large and small bags of things in her arms.

Then he ordered the ferryman to move Populus euphratica and the coffin to the backyard.

"Black dog's blood, I'll pour it on you!"

"There is also an ink pipe to wrap around the coffin, and then there is glutinous rice, a talisman to ward off evil spirits. Evil things are most afraid of fire, so light it on fire."

"The hall master is caught?!"

"Of course it will catch fire, otherwise there would be no need to light a fire."

"Master! The eldest son's coffin is on fire!"

Walnut Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

"Brother——"