Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"If you're not in a hurry, go ahead. I don't have time to play with you."

As he said that, Hu Yang took out two mobile phones and threw them to the two of them: "Hold the mobile phones for easy communication."

Hutao hugged Pichu and looked over expectantly: "Brother, what about me?"

Hu Yang took out a mobile phone and threw it to the other party.

"What is this?" Looking at the brick-like thing in his hand, Hutao was confused.

"Press the button above."

Hutao clicked the power button and the phone screen lit up.

"Hello, mobile phone smart Ah Yi is at your service."

"Can you talk?"

"Yes."

Hu Tao abandoned Pichu, who was tired of playing with it, and asked a series of questions curiously while holding her cell phone.

……

next morning

Hu Yang bid farewell to Arlo and Veronica.

"If you encounter any trouble, report the name of the God of Joy. If they don't give you face, I will go to Fontaine to talk to them in person. Remember, you are the God of Joy, don't embarrass me."

Veronica said with a serious face: "Don't worry, sir, even if Veronica loses her life, it will not be an embarrassment to you."

"That's not necessary. If you encounter danger, run if you can. If you can't run, try your best." Hu Yang said.

"Let's go."

The two of them were happy and at ease after leaving Hu Yang. He didn't like to have his subordinates follow him. He preferred to find fun by himself, otherwise the fun wouldn't come to him.

"Well..., where are we going to have fun today? Why don't we go to Dao Wife first, but we still need to look for Ningguang before we leave."

Susanoo!

He was already familiar with driving the Susanoo to Qunyukaku.

Soon, the blue giant landed on the Jade Pavilion and disappeared.

The guards on both sides looked at me and I looked at you. No one dared to come forward. They were too familiar with the person in front of them. Not long ago, they made a big fuss in Qunyu Pavilion, burning people and then restoring them. It was too cruel.

Swish!

As their duty lay, the two of them blocked Populus euphratica's way.

"what?"

"Then...well, we need to inform you if you want to go in."

"you sure?"

"No...not sure."

Hu Yang pushed the two of them away without politeness and walked in.

Two Qianyan soldiers were discussing.

"Why didn't you stop him?"

"Why didn't you stop me?"

"I fear pain."

"I'm afraid too."

"..."

Qun Yu Pavilion Cabinet

"Master Hu?"

Hu Yang looked at the familiar woman in front of him and said, "Who are you?"

"I'm Baixiao."

"Hey, you three are very knowledgeable and easy to distinguish. I wear glasses. I think you should change into white clothes from now on. That will make it easier for people to remember you."

"This is my work clothes." Bai Xiao said helplessly.

"Master Hu is here to see Lord Ningguang?"

"Otherwise, could I still come to you?"

Baixiao: "..."

Sure enough, as Bai Shi said, this person is very annoying.

"Master Ningguang is working. Mr. Hu, please come with me."

Hu Yang followed Bai Xiao to the bottom of the floor.

Ningguang was sitting in front of the screen, reviewing documents carefully. When she heard footsteps, she raised her head.

Seeing Populus euphratica, Ning Guang felt dizzy.

Why is this person here if he doesn't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing?

"Why did Mr. Hu come to my group of jade pavilions? Isn't he here to visit Ningguang?"

Hu Yang said: "I'm going to visit Dao Wife and sell the mobile phone business to Dao Wife. I'm looking for you to find someone who knows how to do business. I'll hand it over to Dao Wife."

"Master Hu is very good at business, isn't he? He still needs Ningguang's help."

"Don't put your hat on me. I don't know if I can do business yet."

Hu Yang wanted to go there to discuss business, but the situation at Dao's wife's side was a little different.

With his character, if he met Thor, he would definitely have a fight first, but with Thor's character, well...

If the two of them really fought, they would probably burn Dao's wife to the ground.

It would be a shame if the rice wife ruined the fun.

"Just tell me whether you want to give it to someone or not. If you don't, I will go to negotiate business with Dao's wife on behalf of Liyue. I won't care if something happens then."

Ning Guang: You are such a clever little guy

"The Southern Cross fleet will be back in a few days. Then you follow them to Daosuma. I will talk to the Beidou captain and ask her to help you negotiate business."

"You're not helping me, you're helping us. Selling mobile phones is your business now. Remember to send a few people to stay and take care of Dao's wife's business. I don't care about this."

Ning Guang replied weakly: "Yes, help us."

Hu Yang took out his mobile phone: "This is my account. Add a friend first. Contact me when someone arrives."

"Happy little boy? Mr. Hu is really tasteful in his naming."

"To each other, "I am poor and only Mora is left", which fits the image of our Lord Ningguang very well."

Ning Guang corrected: "This is A Yiyi's."

"I understand~"

Hu Yang put away his phone: "I won't disturb Lord Ningguang's work, bye~"

Over Liyue Port

Hu Yang sat on Susanoo and stretched.

“It’s really troublesome to wait a few days before we can go to Inazuma.”

I took out my mobile phone and opened the video software. Someone had already posted a video, but the quality of the video was really not very good. Many people were introducing themselves in it, which was very boring.

Ningguang ordered to start selling mobile phones early this morning.

Tianquan Xing Ningguang doesn’t need any publicity at all to sell things. She is a popular brand.

"Xiao Yi, borrow some money and unlock a mini game for me to pass the time."

[Great host, do you want a Pokémon game?]

"Newest?"

[The latest one contains all areas, all Pokémon, as well as Gigantamax, bond evolution, mg evolution...etc., does the host want it?]

"How many rough stones."

[100 rough stones, absolutely worth the money]

"If you have too many lice, they won't be itchy. Let's borrow money."

[That...host, you don’t plan to return it, right?]

"I think I'm afraid I won't give you all the rough stones for the mission first."

[That’s right, Xiaoyi will download it for you right now, wait ten seconds]

Ten seconds later, a new software appeared on the phone.

Open the game, sir, give a familiar introduction, then select Yusanjia to enter the game, and then...

The first charge of 600 Mora will give you Mewtwo! ! !

"Hehe...hehehe, Xiaoyi!"

【exist! 】

"You have a stupid money-charging system, what fun is there!"

[Is this just for the sake of being thrifty and managing the household? It’s only 600 moras, even a child can afford it]

"This is more than I can pay."

[When someone else recharges money, Xiaoyi can then recharge it to the host]

"Then I'm playing a crappy game. I can't just change the data. Hurry up and get rid of the money charging system."

【Oh~???????Fa happy】

The money charging interface displayed on the mobile phone screen disappears. In addition, there are many things missing from the cumbersome frame just now.

Susanoo, who was playing with the controller on his mobile phone, landed not far from the entrance of Liyue Port.

Hu Yang was multitasking, playing with his mobile phone while walking forward.

"There will be newbies soon. Xiaoyi, please change the data. After the elf dies frequently, it will die if it is attacked again."

[Okay, do I need to recharge the Mora resurrection function? 】

"Did you fall into the Mora Pit?"

[(?＞?＜?) Isn’t it the right thing to make money? I don’t need to consume Mora, but I can’t live without Mora. If the host doesn’t have Mora for dinner, Xiaoyi can help the host pay for it. 】

"Xiao Yi, what level is your tea art at?"

[Primary one doesn’t know how to drink tea]