Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"White lotus + green tea, Xiaoyi, if you were in a female video, you would be the heroine."

【Yeah? Thank you host for complimenting me, but I’m not as good as you said, I hate it~]

"vomit……"

Unknowingly, I had arrived at Wanmin Hall, walked inside and found a table to sit down at.

The Wanmin Hall here is different from the one in the game. There are dining tables for guests to eat in the Wanmin Hall. Otherwise, why don’t we just let the guests pack it up and take it away?

"Cookba, take your phone, I'm going to teach everyone my cooking secrets."

In the kitchen, Guo Ba held up his mobile phone to take pictures, while Xiang Ling was killing slimes and cooking in front.

Hu Yang stepped forward and said: "Slime's cooking is too common. How about I teach you how to make a fresher dish."

Hearing this nightmare-like voice, Guoba dropped his phone and ran behind Xiangling.

Guo Ba's collision caught Xiang Ling off guard, and the water slime came out of her hand: "Guo Ba, what are you doing? The slimes have run away."

"Gulu~"

Guo Ba lowered his head like a child who made a mistake.

"Hu Yang, when did you come back?"

"yesterday."

With that said, Hu Yang picked up the kitchen knife placed on the stove: "Xiang Ling, help me light a fire, and I will make you a new dish that I came up with."

"Don't you want to prepare ingredients for cooking?"

"It's ready, let's light the fire, let you see the highest level of chef."

"The highest level of a chef?" Xiang Ling blinked in confusion. Why didn't she know there was such a thing?

ignition!

Heat the pan... and pour in the oil

Hu Yang rolled up his sleeves, put the kitchen knife on his arm, and said slowly: "In ancient times, there was a famine in Liyue, and everyone was hungry. Do you know how the chefs made it?"

Xiangling shook her head.

"Alright!"

Swish!

A piece of bloody meat is added to the pot.

Brush brush! ! !

The pieces of meat fell into the pot with a splash.

Xiangling opened her mouth wide and stared at Hu Yang's exposed arms in horror.

"you you………"

Guo Ba covered his eyes and didn't even dare to look. This guy was indeed a devil. Only a devil could cut off the flesh on his arm without blinking an eye.

"Xiang Ling, have you seen it? This is the highest level of a chef. A chef does not need to be fancy when cooking. The most important thing is to keep the guests from going hungry. In that era of displacement, it was not easy to have enough to eat. For a chef, To put it bluntly, the best chef is to be able to feed the people." Hu Yang taught seriously.

Xiangling: "I...I know, that Populus euphratica, are you...is your arm okay?"

"This is it."

The polyps squirm and new flesh grows quickly.

Hu Yang waved towards Xiang Ling: "Look, it's okay."

Saying that, use a spatula to stir-fry the meat slices in the pot, and add salt and seasonings.

Soon, a plate of fried meat with delicious color and aroma came out of the pot.

Hu Yang brought the fried meat to Xiang Ling and said, "Come and taste it."

The fragrant water chestnut almost shook off. She would never eat this kind of thing.

Hu Yang looked at her strangely: "What's wrong? Don't you always like to study new dishes? Isn't this a new dish?"

Xiangling (T ^ T): "I don't dare."

[Congratulations to the host for achieving a unique feat, I will reward you with 100 rough stones]

"What is there to be afraid of?" Hu Yang shook his head. If Xiangling doesn't eat it, it will be a big loss. This is the meat of the gods.

【Host! The little one wants it, the little one wants it! 】

"for you."

Hu Yang asked Xiao Yi to put away the fried meat and leave the kitchen.

"Master Mao! Serve me all the dishes from Wanmintang."

"Okay! Guest!"

Master Mao walked into the kitchen, took the dishes and prepared to cook in the pot that Populus euphratica had just used.

"Dad, wait."

"What's wrong, girl?"

"This pot can't be used."

"..." Master Mao thought that his daughter had cooked some new dishes in a pot, and couldn't help but have a headache: "Girl, how many times have I told you not to study new dishes in my kitchen? If you do this again, don't go to Wanmin Hall again. It’s the kitchen.”

"Dad is not me, but Populus euphratica..."

Master Mao looked at the slime who was still jumping around in the corner while cooking.

Water Slime(?＞?＜?): Can’t see, I can’t see…

"Okay, girl, daddy, I don't blame you. Hurry up and go out to entertain the guests. I still have to cook for the guests."

Xiangling couldn't tell her the pain, because she was often asked to cook new dishes in Wanmintang's kitchen, and she damaged many pots and pans.

"I know, Dad."

Xiangling bent down to pick up the mobile phone on the ground and came to the front to greet the guests.

Seeing no guests, Xiangling walked to Hu Yang and looked at the mobile phone in his hand.

"Huh? What is this? Why is it different from my mobile phone?"

"It's a game."

"You still have this thing on your phone? Can't it only take videos?"

"The software we just added, let's play together?"

"Yeah."

Teach Xiangling to enter the game, and then click PK with yourself.

The newborn Charmander is already cold before leaving the Novice Village.

Xiangling looked at the empty elves on the screen, then looked at Populus euphratica, and asked, "What next?"

Hu Yang said: "Just use your elf to fight other elf, and get rid of the other elf when the other elf is on the verge of death. This is the fun of this game."

"I...seem to have no elf anymore."

"Delete the number and try again."

Xiangling: "..."

This guy definitely did it on purpose!

Hu Yang's only pleasure in playing this game is to kill other people's elves, especially in Novice Village, and to persuade people who are about to become Internet addicted warriors to quit the game.

Xiangling deleted her account and reopened it. This time she learned well and refused anyone who asked her to duel. She knew the essence of this game. If she refused to fight, she would not lose.

"Xiang Ling, are you interested in following me to visit Dao Wife?"

"What are you doing at Inazuma?"

"Dao Wife has a lot of ingredients that are not available in Liyue, and there are mermaids there. Don't you want to try mermaid meat for cooking?"

"Mermaid...isn't that just like a human being? It's better not to give up." Xiang Ling shook her head. She was just curious, not perverted.

"Where's the fox meat? The foxes over there have lived for thousands of years. What kind of dishes can you make from fox meat that has lasted for thousands of years?"

"Hu Yang, don't lie to me. I have read some of Inazuma's stories. Those foxes are monsters that can be transformed into human forms and cannot be used as food."

"Hey! Girl Xiangling, have you learned something bad from someone? Demons can't be used as ingredients. Demons are also beasts. Beasts can be used as ingredients, just like immortality. When you look at it, you have the heart of a chef. Ready to move."

Xiangling: "..."

A big hand pressed on Hu Yang's shoulder.

Hu Yang turned his head and saw Master Mao's "kind" smile: "Hu Yang, your food is ready."