The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Until today, Leiden Guobeng had never thought that the gods were such a down-to-earth group of beings.

In his imagination, the gods are all aloof and indifferent to all living beings.

Only when things can bring benefits to yourself will you devote yourself wholeheartedly.

When facing all sentient beings, he is always the kind of person who is not ruthless and doesn't talk much, looking down on all sentient beings with a majestic attitude.

In private, they must have the image of being difficult to communicate with, staying in their own residence or cave all day long, and thinking about how to obtain more benefits every day.

Even the little Lucky Grass King Nasida will choose to solve some things in her own way.

Rather than being more in line with the general sense of a bystander and impartial person.

Talk less, be ruthless, strong, and selfish. This is the stereotypical impact of the collapse of the Thunder and Lightning Kingdom on the gods.

The impression of the demon gods is even more stereotyped. In the impression of the Thunder and Lightning Kingdom, the demon gods are a group of more vicious and sinister people who only care about their own interests and are selfish villains.

I have never thought that gods are similar to humans and live human lives every day.

Isn't the reason why gods disguise themselves as humans because they enjoy the pleasure of being hidden among humans, watching humans know nothing about their identities and still praying devoutly to the gods?

How could they be like humans, sitting around a hot pot, eating and discussing a plan that could easily change a country or even the entire Teyvat continent!

This is completely inconsistent with Raiden Kokubang’s stereotypical definition of a god.

Moreover, as his nominal "mother", Inazuma's lord Narukami is the Lord of the Great Gosho, the Thunderbolt General among the Seven Gods.

Can you please stop eating hot pot with your mouth full of oil and burning the three-colored meatballs in it?

This is not how the three-color meatballs are eaten! And does it affect the taste of hot pot?

With a dark face, Lei Dian Guobeng took out the three-color meatballs that Lei Movie had put into the hot pot.

Lei Qianqian, who rarely wanted to try new dishes, also raised his hand that was exposed to lightning with a dark face.

It was rare for her to find a cooking method that seemed like she didn't have to do anything, she just had to throw things into the pot and it would cook on its own without causing any poison.

As a result, it was ruined by the collapse of the Thunder Kingdom just after the attempt, which made Lei Movie feel extremely bad.

As a very competitive martial artist, although he has completely despaired of his culinary talent, Lei Qian still wants to struggle from time to time.

At least you can't add cabbage to water. Poison can be produced in any soup.

However, it backfired, let alone water and cabbage to make a soup.

Lei Movie just made a bowl of fried rice with ordinary soy sauce and sent himself away.

His talent in cooking has reached a level that is appalling, earth-shattering, and makes gods cry and ghosts cry.

This hot pot is also the last attempt of Lei Movie. The hot pot base ingredients are all ready-made, the water is not boiled by her, and the ingredients on the table have nothing to do with her. She just puts one of the three-color meatballs into the hot pot. It was permed.

If this can still produce a pot of unparalleled drugs, then Lei Qianqian will completely give up on his cooking skills from now on, and will never set foot in the kitchen again in his life, let alone go anywhere within a 3km radius of the kitchen.

"This thing is really not suitable for ironing. Try this."

Jiang Shi placed a plate of rice cakes in front of Lei Qianqian. This plate of rice cakes had been specially treated by him and could never be poisonous.

If Lei Qian can still send himself away after being permed, then it means that Lei Qian’s cooking is poisonous. It is no longer a matter of cooking skills, talent, or weirdness. It is purely a causal weapon, conceptual. Able.

Under the cautious eyes of Raiden Shin and Raiden General, the other gods knew nothing about it.

Raiden put a piece of rice cake into the hot pot and cooked it. During the cooking time, Raiden Jin and Raiden General tried to eat quickly so as not to be left without food after being poisoned.

Jiang Shi also answered the questions raised before the collapse of the Thunder and Lightning Kingdom.

“No, there wasn’t such a shabby atmosphere when we were discussing how to organize.

When we held a celebration party in my country, we watched the performance, admired the happy faces of the people, and enjoyed various services.

Then in a few words, make a plan on how to deal with you.

So to sum up, my dear eldest nephew, we actually pay more attention to you. After all, the place we chose is on the parade platform to watch the majesty of the army.

Not in this deserted desert with no place to block the sun above your head. "

Jiang Shi had never cooked hot pot in the desert before, so this time he had a sudden idea.

His original plan was to build a freezer here, and then wait for the gods to come and discuss it with them while eating ice cream.

But then I thought about it, if I was eating ice cream in the desert, the uneaten ice cream would melt, so I might as well be bold and cook hot pot directly.

"So I should thank you for taking me so seriously?"

The corners of Thunder and Lightning Guobeng's mouth twitched.

Although the gods present did not make such a hasty choice when they punished him, in a simple environment similar to the desert.

However, during a military parade at a country's celebration, in a few words, the plan to siege Xumi was finalized, which shocked the entire Teyvat continent.

It even staged a good show in front of ordinary people, once again deepening the impression that all gods are good gods who care about the world in the hearts of ordinary people.

Is this the difference between a true god and a god who has become a monk?

Even though he has read many memories of World Tree, Leiden Guobeng has also made the assumption that if he is allowed to know everything and go back to the day when he became a god, his final result will not change.

In other words, if Jiang Zhi had not led the plan to siege Xumi, his result would have been even worse than it was now.

But even if he was grateful to the gods in his heart, Thunder and Lightning Kingdom Beng would never admit it verbally.

The wisdom of gods is entirely based on the macro and micro perspectives of the world.

Taking everything into account, even the weather or just a fallen leaf, could be part of their plan.

However, mortal wisdom can only glimpse the majesty of gods. It is too difficult to use human wisdom to create gods, and the gap between created gods and real gods is also insurmountable.

Leiden Guobeng has a full understanding of the wisdom between mortals, the wisdom of false gods or demigods, and the wisdom of real gods.

With all the wisdom of mortals, they can only touch the starting point of gods in their lifetime.

And they have to use the items in the hands of gods to do it. If they can't obtain divine power, then they can't create gods anyway.

Although the power of demigods or false gods already has the power of gods, their wisdom and consciousness cannot keep up at all, and they can easily be controlled by overly powerful forces.

Or lost in the powerful force.

A true god can not only calculate the world from any angle.

You can also control and master your own power at will.

Even the will is extremely strong.

It is completely untouchable by non-god creatures.

Even though Leiden Guobeng now has the power of a god, if he is asked to calculate a real god, Leiden Guobeng will still say that he can't do it.

Even calculating Heulia.

Although Heulia is very weak, she is so weak that even a mortal can easily kill her without resistance.

But Heulia is undoubtedly a true statement. Even if she is not one of the seven gods, for the people of the Salt Kingdom, Heulia is also the true god in their hearts.

Her destiny, will and wisdom are completely superior to all living beings.

If you want to calculate her, you must have the same will and wisdom.

At the same time, one must be able to see through the destiny of the gods.

"Hey, there's no need to say thank you, after all, I had a great time playing with you.

If you hadn't repented in time, I actually had more serious plans in the future.

But it's a pity that you chose a more correct path. "

Jiang Shi added some vinegar to his bowl.

"...Can I ask what the more drastic plan is?"

Leiden Guobeng had a bad premonition about the more violent plan mentioned by Jiang Zhi, but his strong curiosity made him want to know how far this dark demon who had seen ghosts could go without being a human being.

"Oh, it's nothing, just if you didn't repent in time...

Then I will completely dismantle your mecha afterwards, pull out your energy source, empty out all the energy in your body, reduce you to a powerless person, and then sell you to the most powerful person in the entire Watt Continent. A good romantic place.

Let you be a cute female geisha who sells her art and body.

Picking up customers 24 hours a day.

In the end, until you are ruined, I will make every minute and every second of your life there into a video or album and sell it to all parts of the Teyvat continent.

Finally, I will publicly deal with you who have been screwed.

Wait until you are completely done with it before dismantling your body and auctioning it off.

Then sell all the women's clothes you wore during your lifetime to all the people who miss you or like you in a charity auction. "

Jiang Zhi said a plan that could be called a beast without changing his expression.

"……I……"

Leiden Guobeng could no longer hold back his bad mouth, but thinking about the consequences of his bad mouth, he had to endure it.

What kind of god is this!

Even the most despicable "rats" who only live in the nooks and crannies of the stinking ditches in the shadows are not so despicable and insidious, right?

Calling him a villain is a compliment. He is clearly a beast. No, it should be said that he is worse than a beast.

(Why is it that among so many gods, there is such a weird thing as the Dark Demon?!)

The collapse of the Thunder and Lightning Kingdom is puzzling.

The other gods who sensed Leiden Guobeng's inner thoughts also nodded in approval.

Leiden Guobeng has taken a big step on the road to becoming a true god.

That is to say that Jiang Shi is a strange flower among all the gods from the bottom of his heart.