The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

On the road to Teyvat, gods both dead and alive.

All have one thing in common.

In other words, a rule that is tacitly accepted by all gods.

That is on the main road of Tevat, any god who wants to truly become a god.

When it comes to carrying the word "god", it is the most important and the first one.

That is whether you think Dark Demon Lord Darknus is a weirdo. At the same time, this guy has absolutely nothing to do with gods and is a complete beast.

If you think so, then congratulations, you have taken a big step on the road to becoming a god. It can even be said that you are a true god even without being recognized by Sky Island.

Because being able to agree with this sentence already proves that you have suffered from Jiang Shi's poisonous hands.

As we all know, Jiang Shi likes to trick people very much.

The stronger the person, the better the relationship. The further away from the human species, the more powerful he will be.

As for the gods who are the apex of the life race on the road of Teyvat, they were even more deceived.

I didn't know when I fell into the pit dug by the ginger corpse, and was buried alive by the ginger corpse.

Not to mention how many times the old man and Wendy have been tricked.

Let me just talk about some demons who have never appeared before and only appeared here as background panels.

The cruelty of being cheated is probably equivalent to sleeping on a sunny day until you wake up naturally, and being pooped on you by a group of birds as soon as you go out. Then you go back and finally wash yourself off. Before you go out, you are beaten again. A group of mad dogs chased and bit him.

Then I finally got rid of those crazy dogs. I didn't say to enjoy my beautiful day, but the next second I lost my footing and fell into the mud puddle.

Then go home in a bad mood and clean yourself up again.

Ready to go out and enjoy this reasonably beautiful day again.

But I found that my favorite place was closed today.

I wanted to invite my good friends out for a get-together, but I found that they all had partners to accompany them.

Comfort yourself, accept the reality, and prepare to go to some interesting entertainment places to relax when you receive a call.

Your family and some relatives with children came to your house to visit you. It was because you were away, so they started chatting.

At the same time, a relative's child has set his sights on your computer, opened it, and started attacking your game saves and various learning materials.

And after playing on the computer for a while, he went to make trouble, opened all your cabinets, and destroyed your treasures.

Finally, you heard: "Those plastic little people are not worth anything, so just let your xxx play with them."

That's probably what it feels like.

His blood pressure has exploded, and his anger level has risen to a level higher than the atmosphere.

Then you have to hold back and not get angry.

What a frustrating thing this is.

Those demon gods who were tricked by Jiang Zhi back then were basically in the same mood, and they would only be more serious than this.

Therefore, many demon gods were tricked by Jiang Zhi later. Ah, this is how the first article of the manual for becoming a god, which was tacitly accepted by the demon gods, was born.

As long as you sincerely believe that the Dark Demon Lord Dak is a weirdo and an inappropriate thing, then congratulations, you have taken ninety-nine percent of the crucial steps on the road to becoming a god. .

Next, you only need to have strong strength and firm will to become a new god.

As for the winner of the Demon God War, or the enfeoffment of the Seven Gods, that doesn't matter.

You have already recognized that the Dark Demon Lord Darknas is a human being, so you don’t need Sky Island’s recognition of you.

Raiden Kunibeng unintentionally took a big step on his way to becoming a true god.

“By the way, I decided to temporarily call this plan the God-Creation Plan.

Because our goal is to allow Fukalos and Funina to regain the complete power of the ancient dragon without affecting Navilite's ability to regain the power of the ancient dragon after they destroy the Water God's Throne, and at the same time, without letting Navilite affect them.

Help them both become new gods.

Although they are essentially the same person, one is divine and the other is human, but after the passage of long years, the two have become completely different individuals.

So if you want to create a god, you must create two water gods at the same time. "

Jiang Shi has a plan.

"How to say?"

King Daci Shu seemed very interested in this matter.

"The main crisis in Fontaine this time is not only the judgment from heaven, but also the threat from outside the universe.

During the previous siege of Xumi plan, we had already left Teyvat Continent beyond the starry sky for the people of Teyvat Continent. It is a very dangerous influence. The reason why the gods disappear one after another is because they have to defend themselves against enemies outside the stars.

And this time Fontaine will face a real threat from beyond the stars.

What we have to do is to expand this threat.

Let more enemies outside the universe notice this place, and then trigger a war in Fontaine.

At the same time, force Fukalos out of the Archbishop before she can complete her plan.

Then, let Fukalos and Funina die together. "

Jiang Shi narrowed his eyes slightly.

"This plan sounds familiar."

Andrius vaguely remembered a certain plan from a few months ago that seemed to be like this.

"Of course it sounds familiar, and the general process has not changed, but some details have changed.

This time I will not arrange any additional opponents. At most, I will call my people to help put on a show.

And what we have to do is before Fukalos and Funina die.

None showed up.

At the same time, it must be ensured that Fontaine's trial begins but does not fully proceed.

I need to put some people on trial. And some of the remaining people survived.

As for those who are judged, those who deserve to live will live.

Those who don't deserve to be alive, let them go with the sea. "

Jiang Shi easily decided the life and death of hundreds of thousands or even tens of millions of people.

"Let Fontaine's trial proceed? Doesn't that mean..."

Red King Akhmar calculated the height of his desert and the height of Fontaine next door.

If this flood breaks out in Fontaine, doesn't it mean that the desert is gone? ? ?

Should he, the God of Sand, be renamed the God of Sea from now on?

“Don’t worry, there’s a big flood in Fontaine, what do you care about the Sumeru Desert?

Just act with peace of mind and you won't endanger the desert. "

Jiang Shi felt that no matter how retarded those stupid birds on Sky Island were, they would not drown Feng Dan and even drown Xumi by the way.

Not to mention angry beings, Sky Island is filled with angry humans alone.

Although humans are not a threat, if humans start to hate or even resist the gods, then the gods may actually be a bit dangerous.

And if Fontaine's water can really flood other places, then given the height of Fontaine's terrain, basically the surrounding Xumi, Liyue, Mondstadt, and even Nata that may exist next to it will not be able to escape. Flooded ending.

With so many countries flooded, the gods must be fine, but mortals suffered heavy casualties.

If something like this happened, I'm afraid Sky Island wouldn't be able to sit still.

Originally, the gods had a lot of dissatisfaction with Sky Island. If it destroyed other gods' countries, then the gods would have to stand on the same front and do everything possible to cause trouble for him.

And the humans who survived after their homes were destroyed will definitely have resentment towards Sky Island or the entire group of gods from now on.

In this era dominated by human beings, once they are hated by humans, the lives of the gods will not be easy.

It's not that humans cause trouble to them, it's that you find it annoying to have an ant crawling around on the back of your hand.

Not to mention a cunning human being.

Even if you really don't care about humans, let the entire human race be exterminated.

That wouldn't do the gods any good either.

After all, if there is not as much space as humans, the entire empty space will be occupied by monsters.

When I think about the possibility that there will be a lot of litter on my territory, there will be a lack of quality of life, there will be all kinds of noises, messy garbage or monsters piled up together with filth.

Even a god can't stand it, unless some of the followers of the god themselves are monsters.

But normally, monsters that can follow gods are also quality monsters, and the above situations will not happen.

Even if we take 1 steps back, Sky Island is really so stupid that it wants to flood the entire Teyvat.

Then there is him.

Unless he pours all the water from Teyvat Continent into Sky Island, the mentally retarded people on Sky Island will not be short of water this year.

"This plan will require more sacrifices than the siege of Xumi plan. But there will not be any infamy on us.

What we have to do is to show up at the last moment, with our own will, authority, strength, and identity.

To create two water gods who are completely out of touch with nature.

If this god-making plan can succeed, then I can also consider depriving you of your godhood.

Only by breaking away from the shackles of the Teyvat continent and the shackles of heaven can you go further and become stronger. "

The biggest reason Jiang Shi was unsure about this plan was because he didn't know whether the laws of Teyvat Continent were compatible.

If it is compatible, this plan will be perfect, and it can also help Zhongli and the others completely break away from the shackles of the Teyvat continent.

But if it's not compatible, then it's all nonsense.

We can only use a more rubbish method, but still achieve a perfect ending.

However, Jiang Shi believes that he should do his best if he can, and try not to choose something bad.

"And in this plan, several of our main gods will not show up until the last minute, so we need to rely on the concerted efforts of you in the early stage of the script."

Jiang Zhi looked at Ruoduo Dragon King, Tevarin, Dulin, Orobas, Andrius, and the Thunder Kingdom collapsed.

The early plot maintenance requires the concerted efforts of these people.