Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition
Chapter 246 Young Man Mouse Tail Juice (Page 12)
'When it comes to Master Ma, I'm afraid everyone's mouth corners will be slightly raised, revealing a mocking smile.
Although he is a clown, don't underestimate him or even laugh at him.
Because to be honest, many of the people who laugh at him don't make as much money as this pushy little old man...'
Muttering to himself, Zhang Lin brainwashed himself so that he would not laugh out loud when they faced each other later.
After all, as a nationally renowned host, that is too unsightly, so you have to be graceful!
While he was thinking, Master Ma, who looked like a great master, came over and stood one meter away from him.
With a sarcastic smile, Zhang Lin said hello.
Master Ma saluted with his hands clasped in fists, and in a loud and funny tone, he said in his unique Ma Mandarin: "Hello, I am the master of Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi."
"Hello, hello~"
"Tamu said, you hate death and collusion with culture. Don't you know death and Chinese martial arts? Or do you like to read martial arts novels?"
After being stunned for a moment, Zhang Lin finally concluded;
Tamu said = they said, reprieve = like, collusion = tradition.
Oh my obsessive-compulsive disorder, this Mandarin is so addictive!
Cursing in amusement, Zhang Lin ignored the system task prompts in his ears and nodded heavily: "I like it, I like it very much.
I feel that wherever there are Chinese people, there are martial arts novels.
Martial arts is the unique heroism of the Chinese people.
Different from Yamato's Bushido and imported American superheroes, thousands of years of martial arts culture has been immersed in the blood of the Chinese people, and it is a cultural resonance unique to the Chinese.
This is a daydream that has persisted for thousands of years.
As time goes by, this heroic spirit may weaken, but it will never be healed.
Therefore, how can young Chinese people not have heroes’ dreams? "
Ness, that’s so well said!
With a sigh of admiration in his heart, Master Ma was also stunned by these elegant words.
This was completely different from the big bosses he usually interacted with.
Open your mouth and get a perfect composition!
Did this kid grow up eating books?
Muttering in his heart, Master Ma maintained his master's demeanor and considered how to show his peerless style so that Zhang Lin, a great talent, would be impressed by his ability and willingly kneel down and call him master.
In that case, his Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Sect will be very profitable!
While he was thinking about it, a staff member said: "Zhang Lin, what you said is great. As we travel through time, this heroic spirit may weaken, but it will never be healed. You are really talented. When it comes to my martial arts skills, I’m lost in my heart!”
"Thank you for your recognition~"
"I should be the one thanking you. By the way, there is a novel with a strong martial arts spirit recently called "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain". It is very well written. I recommend you to read it."
"I've read this novel."
"Have you seen me? (My eyes light up) How do you think? It looks good, right?"
"nice."
Seeing that the topic has been distorted, I am no longer the focus.
Master Ma hurriedly coughed and immediately spoke Ma Mandarin. With the cooperation of his disciples, he began to brazenly and shamelessly praise himself and Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi.
What became popular in the UK and was reported by countless media;
The contemporary Bruce Lee has a very high status abroad;
What kind of master of boxing skills has created the unique skill of connecting and transforming hair?
In short, the two of them have simply become accustomed to being shameless!
Zhang Lin:-_-||
Maybe the praise was too much, or maybe the system was messed up. The staff member who just recommended the novel said angrily: "You have a hair extension, aren't you a liar!"
As soon as these words came out, Master Ma's eyes suddenly widened.
Looking at the staff of Rengao Ma University, he said amidst the angry shouts of the disciples: "Young man, you must be clear that the Jiehuafa I am talking about is to carry forward the vast traditional martial arts on the basis of Serangbo Qianjin.
With the help of hair extensions, I punched 11 times in one second and defeated the gold belt winner. "
Zhang Lin was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses;
vomit porridge dwarf dwarf eh=European MMA
Selangbo, a thousand gold = four taels, a thousand catties
Oh my god, this is Mandarin that makes people suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder!
He was muttering in his heart and said with a solemn expression on his face: "Brother, you punch 11 times in one second!
I've never seen it.
You can apply for Guinness World Records for this!
Master Ma should be really capable. Don't be so aggressive with your words, or he'll hit you. "
Obviously, this guy is not too big a deal to just watch the excitement and is here to add fuel to the flames!
Master Ma didn't hear it. Hearing this, he straightened his back and let out an arrogant snort.
Take a look, it turned out to be a CCTV host who provided him with new ideas.
Apply for Guinness World Records!
After snorting, the staff member actually came up and sneered: "Why are you really capable?
To put it bluntly, he is a liar, a liar who uses Chinese martial arts to say how powerful he is.
11 punches in one second, haha~
I advise you to keep your eyes open.
For those who are in the martial arts circle, which is one of the three hardest-hit areas for scammers, you must be more cautious.
These days, too many people are reaping the IQ tax under the name of "martial arts," using the I-Ching Bagua to package so-called traditional martial arts, hair extensions, life and life consulting, etc.
It’s not that martial arts is bad.
But these people have basically never practiced any martial arts. They just use some common and far-fetched truths and talk about specious things to get people in.
In fact, all this has nothing to do with real martial arts. Martial arts is just taking the blame.
What, you are not convinced?
Then let's have a fight and we'll see the truth.
Whoever doesn’t beat his grandson~”
The staff probably knew Master Ma, so they were not polite at all.
It was the most sarcastic thing to do, but it made Master Ma and his disciples so angry that they all wanted to tear the staff to pieces with their eyes wide open.
However, Master Ma's three disciples scolded each other, but none of them dared to step forward. They were all afraid of the powerful body of the staff and only acted as the strongest king behind Master Ma.
This puts Master Ma on the fire!
Under the scornful challenge of the staff, under Zhang Lin's seemingly persuasive but in reality exaggerating efforts, and under the loud shouts of the onlookers, the situation was once very embarrassing, and I didn't know what to do.
Fortunately, Master Ma lacks everything except the confidence of fans.
Amidst the praises one after another, he had already lost himself. He really believed that he was a martial arts master, and regarded himself as the "Kung Fu King" and "Modern Bruce Lee".
And this is also the reason why he accepted so many challenges in his previous life and was KOed again and again.
Of course, the fact that the apprentice failed to live up to his expectations and was even inferior to the rabble of old monster Xingxiu was also an important reason.
When something happens, he can only deal with it himself.
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