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Chapter 247: Youth Travel, Always Have Martial Arts Dreams (Page 12)
Thinking of those famous quotes from his previous life, Zhang Lin's inner drama was extremely rich for a while.
Facts have proven that dancing all day long is also very good for the body.
If it were a competition of the same age group, Master Ma would probably be the ceiling.
99% of 70-year-old people will survive after a few falls like this.
Of course, Master Ma is the type who insists on exercising every day. He is no different from the square dancing aunt. His physical fitness is better than that of his peers, and it is more than enough to stay healthy.
But this is no kung fu, and it has not even crossed the threshold of kung fu.
Theoretically, it is still within the scope of ordinary people. Any young man in his twenties can knock him down with a few punches.
I can do it too!
I murmured in my heart, and saw Lou Yixiao swallowing his saliva next to him, and said in surprise: "It's over now, where are the hair extensions that have been done for so long?"
When he said this, his stunned expression made people feel like he was dreaming back to Hu Yifei.
It's just that compared to the fat baby face that could be easily broken in the TV series, her face now has pits and pits, and the marks carved by knives and axes are obvious to the naked eye, and even heavy makeup cannot hide them.
This made Zhang Lin deeply feel that he must never let his girlfriend go under the knife in the future, and there is no need to change her style!
With flashes of thoughts in his mind, Zhang Lin said seriously: "Catch it with your face, transform it with your body, and send it down to fall. It's not just catching it and transforming it into your hair."
Uh-huh, and secretly saying Xiu'er, Lou Yixiao said with a smile, "You know how to do hair extensions!"
"No, if it weren't for Yang Fan, I might be Ma Baolin!"
As he spoke, he grinned and said in a low voice: "The world of martial arts is very deep, you don't understand!
Master Ma once fell to the ground because he was losing his strength!
And it’s of a very high standard!
Turn the opponent's punch into the ground!
I went to sleep directly because I saw that this young man's morality was too low.
If Master Ma takes action, he will definitely be killed, so hit him as far as he can and let him know the difference in strength before he pretends to be knocked down and loses the game.
This not only inspires young people, but also protects their lives. How wonderful!
Didn’t you see that your opponent was stunned in place?
It was from the bottom of my heart that I marveled at the gap between myself and Master Ma!
You don't even know that when he was fighting Master Ma, even if Master Ma withdrew his strength, he had already suffered internal injuries.
After all, Master Ma banged his opponent's fist several times, and even the shock could hurt him! "
puff~
Lou Yixiao couldn't hold back his laughter.
I used to think that Zhang Lin was the serious and handsome CCTV guy, a typical representative of a stranger who is like jade and a son who is unparalleled in the world.
Only now do I realize that this guy is a bitchy guy!
The old man is so miserable, yet he still makes jokes like this.
But, so fun!
He said cooperatively: "Then is he injured?"
"Yes, hurt!"
Zhang Lin nodded solemnly and said: "What most people can't see is that Master Ma only suffered some superficial injuries, and the other party has already suffered serious internal injuries."
"How serious is the injury?"
"You will die within a hundred years!"
hahaha~~~
Covering her mouth, Lou Yixiao laughed loudly in her heart.
While the two were talking, Master Ma was pinched and woke up.
He woke up faintly, and the first thing he said when he opened his eyes was looking at the ceiling and said blankly: "What happened to the kidney?"
Many people subconsciously identify and think something must have happened.
Everyone was busy explaining, and Master Ma also recovered slightly from the concussion.
A look of embarrassment flashed past, and he muttered to himself: "I'm a big E, I didn't dodge!"
After saying this, he cleverly closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
Master Ma was carried away and rushed to the hospital for treatment.
Looking at Yang Fan who was feeling uneasy, Zhang Lin comforted him: "Don't worry, there are so many people watching, he can't blackmail you."
Hearing Zhang Lin say this, Yang Fan breathed a sigh of relief.
Lou Yixiao looked at him and said curiously: "You just said Master Ma is a liar.
A liar can become a respected senior, so is the martial arts world completely rotten?
Martial arts, is it real? "
"Martial arts are not fake, but people are fake."
Shaking his head firmly, Yang Fan explained: "Because there are indeed a lot of scammers in the martial arts industry. They take advantage of everyone's love for traditional martial arts culture, make false propaganda, exaggerate the performance of individual boxing types, and deceive martial arts enthusiasts, such as Yan x, and this The so-called Master Ma and others are typical examples.
The crackdown on martial arts counterfeiting in the past two years actually started by attacking these people.
It can be said that it has made a good start, and these scammers deserve to be stinked and brought down. "
Nodding, Zhang Lin also said: "Martial arts is actually real.
The four bans on martial arts in history can prove its existence.
Especially in recent years, there have been many movies and TV series about Qin Shihuang. It can be seen that the First Emperor was assassinated too many times in his life! "
"Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin."
Looking at Lou Yixiao who blurted out, Zhang Lin nodded and said: "Yes, Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin has become a historical allusion.
But think about it for a moment.
The First Emperor, who had more than ten million people, was protected by ten thousand people every time he went out on patrol. His security force was definitely the best in the world at that time.
But even so, one might die because of a skilled assassin.
It can be seen that martial arts at that time were powerful killing techniques, which were by no means comparable to today's routines. "
He shook his head and said with emotion: "Chinese martial arts has gone through many vicissitudes from ancient times to the present, but it has never declined.
Martial arts can not only strengthen the body, but also protect others from bad guys.
Who doesn’t have a martial arts dream in their heart?
Practice peerless martial arts to protect your family and country and realize your ideals and ambitions.
In ancient society, some people who were highly skilled in martial arts became generals and were famous throughout history. "
Nodding heavily, Yang Fan acknowledged: "Yes, the martial arts dream is the true essence of martial arts.
Most people who practice martial arts today have the idea of deceiving and abducting. How can they inherit the profound and profound Chinese martial arts. "
After a hum, Zhang Lin nodded in agreement.
After thinking for a while, he whispered: "When I was young, I always dreamed of martial arts.
But the great chivalrous person serves the country and the people, which Mr. Jin has tirelessly emphasized.
What is a hero?
A hero must first be a human being.
He is the person that every young man in the world admires and yearns for, he is the lover in every girl's dream, and he is the hero that every hero admires and admires.
He may be the chief escort of the escort agency, the owner of the villa, a handsome young man from a well-known family, or even a dozing boy in the inn, or a horseman driving a carriage..."
Xu Shi was obsessed with martial arts culture, and Yang Fan immediately got goosebumps all over his body.
The last part Zhang Lin said really hit his G-spot.
"Young men are strong-blooded and hate evil as much as they hate their enemies. They cannot rub a grain of sand in their eyes and cannot tolerate any injustice in their chests.
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