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Before the traitorous minister could say "fuck you", Li Xiaoji stuffed him with a piece of suckling pig leg meat and said, "Watch the show, it's going to be fun!"

The treacherous minister systematically chewed the suckling pork, and was calmed down by the delicious food. He really opened his eyes wide to see how much fun it was.

After the stage changed into a large area of ​​roses, a large area of ​​peach blossoms, a large area of ​​pear blossoms and a large area of ​​plum blossoms, the background music also changed to beautiful and soothing ghost music.

The heroine's father, drunk and unbearable, took a step forward and recited a poem full of emotion: "Ah, my old friends, please listen to me..."

The heroine's mother, Ren Shiwoze, stretched her limbs and danced a great dance next to her husband. Her graceful dancing posture made the audience cheer for her, "Great, great, one more!"

The heroine's parents were encouraged by the audience's cheers, so they stopped showing off and continued to recite.

As the content of his recitation changed, the trillions of viewers in the audience traveled back in time and space at the same time, witnessing as bystanders what role the heroine's parents played in this bloody sadomasochism.

Faced with the pursuit of Ye Jiuzhi and Qu Nidaye, the most beautiful woman in the world covered her chest in discomfort, "Ah, my God, please save this girl who is favored by the God of Love." It’s me!”

"One of them is as handsome as a human or an animal, and the other is so good-looking that he is neither male nor female, but they treat me so well at the same time. I really don't know which one to choose!"

Liu, the most beautiful woman in the world, who was crying while holding a handkerchief, made the two suitors feel distressed. They glanced at each other and decided to accept each other in order not to embarrass their only true love.

"Dear goddess, please don't be sad, please don't be sad. At the moment when the sun sets, the moon elopes, and the sea water flows back, our hearts will beat for you."

"So, we decided to be your husband together, as long as you can reproduce that smile that is as bright as the stars and exudes heat like snail powder!"

Hearing the words of the two men, Liu, the most beautiful woman in the world, instantly stopped her tears that were like a rainbow falling down the Milky Way, sniffed, held a man's hand with one hand, and said, "We will definitely be happy!"

So, the three of them danced in the square, using dance to express their joy and satisfaction, but they ignored Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei's eyes that were so jealous that they emitted infrared rays.

Seeing that the three of them were about to form a happy family, Quni, Daye, Detian, Xia Diyimei jumped into the sea in anger, transformed back into her original form - a great white shark, and went to find the witch Yumei Detian and Ren Shiwo for help. .

Minmei Detian Ren Shiwo has a good relationship with Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei. Seeing that she is trapped in love, she can't help but feel distressed, so she gave her a medicine.

She said that as long as she gave it to the man she loved and became the first person he saw after taking the medicine, he would love her for a lifetime, and she would love him for a lifetime and would never look at anyone else again.

Holding the medicine, Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei excitedly found Ye Ninth Holding Qin Zhuan Yi and stuffed the medicine into him. Just waiting for the medicine to take effect, the first person he saw was her, and she could Got what I wanted.

As a result, Ou Nida's Qingzhuan suddenly appeared from the cracks in the ground, saying that he wanted to learn singing skills with Ye Jiuzhi Qin Zhuan, and then he became the first person to be seen.

Ye Ninth Emperor held Qin Zhuan Yi and Qu Nida Ye's marriage and came together happily. Quni Daye Detian and Xia Diyimei were so angry that they vomited blood for ten years. They also called Liu the most beautiful woman in the world with a broken heart. .

In order to save her lover, Liu Tianxia's most beautiful girl temporarily reconciled with Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei and jumped into the sea together to find the witch Qumei Detian Ren Shiwo.

The witch asked the crystal ball how to solve this problem in front of the scumbag's mother and the hero's mother, but the crystal ball turned into a man with a face as blue as the sea - drunk and unbearable.

He took the witch and the two women back to the land, and asked Ye Jiu to hold Qin Zhuan Yi, Qu Ni Da Ye's Qing Brick, Liu Tianxia's most beautiful, Qu Ni Daye De Tian Xia Di Yimei standing together .

Then, he raised one hand to the sky and took the seasoning from the Moon Goddess. He also picked up the leg hair of the God of Love, the armpit hair of Chang'e, and the nose hair of the Goddess of Victory.

Four pills were made using these as medicinal materials. As long as the four people take them separately and jog for a year, they can return to normal.

So, the two women hurriedly fed the two men, and swallowed a large amount of pills themselves, eager to return everything to the beginning and slowly solve the remaining problems.

Unexpectedly, Zui Shude was unbearable and Shiwo was a wizard for the first time. Due to lack of experience, he missed the most crucial medicine - a booger from the Jade Emperor, which caused terrible changes in the relationship between the four people.

That is, Liu Tianxia Yimei and Qu Ni Daye Detian Xia Di Yimei fell in love, leaving two men who had finally regained their sobriety, and chose to elope to Pluto.

The two men went crazy immediately. They took out their heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, and threatened Zui Shude and Shiwo to make an antidote to change Liu's most beautiful heart in the world.

Zuishude couldn't bear it and Shiwo had no choice but to go to heaven in person and beg for help from Taoist gods and Buddhas.

Then, the God of Love appeared, thought about it, and directly exchanged Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei's heart for Ye Ninth Chi Qin Zhuanyi, and exchanged Liu Tianxia's most beautiful heart for Qu Nidaye's. The green bricks are gone.

Next, under the guidance of the God of Love, the heroine's parents exchanged each other's hearts, livers, spleens, stomachs and kidneys with the hero's parents and the scumbag's parents until their emotional lines returned to normal.

However, during the process of heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidney replacement, Qu Ni Daye De Tian, ​​Xia Di Yimei and Qu Ni Daye's souls merged unexpectedly and had a child.

However, Ye Ninth Master easily eliminated his competitors with the Qin Zhuan, and was able to have his true love alone, and quickly gave birth to the child of their love - Ye Ninth Flower Xin Fengliu.

But Liu, the most beautiful woman in the world, still couldn't forget Ou Nida's love. Qu Ni, Daye Detian, Xia Diyimei was also angry that she was forced to marry a man she didn't love, and the two women began a long-term relationship. struggle.

The two men worked hard and vowed to be richer than each other, but no matter what, marrying the most beautiful woman in the world, Ye Jiu Shi Qin Zhuan Yi, firmly won the favor of Ou Nida.

As the main culprit that almost caused the four of them to go to the male and female channel and the female channel, the heroine's parents took advantage of their lack of time to settle accounts and quietly slipped back into the sea. Then they got married and had the heroine Oishijie.

But the parents of the heroine never expected that Yimei Yimei, the ninth daughter of Ye Shi Jie, would have feelings for Hua Xin Fengliu, the ninth emperor of the world, and they would even get engaged directly.

What's more, I didn't expect Master Laozi to walk the old path of his parents' generation and was willing to join the heroine and the scumbag.

In this regard, the heroine's parents not only objected, but also lamented the fate of fate. When Shimei De and Ren Shiwo finished another dance, Shi Wo immediately sang: "This is it." Life--"

"This is fate -" Xu Shi resonated. The male protagonist's parents and the scumbag's parents responded at the same time. Several high-pitched notes continued, making the audience in the audience extremely sad and hating this damn love.

After understanding the grievances and entanglements between the three parents, Li Xiaoji drank a large bottle of Coke, cleared his throat, and prepared to start his own role.

The treacherous official's eyes turned into mosquito coils, and he was still struggling with the names of the parents of the three parties. After finally sorting it out, he flicked the content just now.

Ye Jiu Shi Hua Xin Feng Liu is the scumbag who chases his wife at the crematorium in this article. His parents are Ye Jiu Shi holding Qin Zhuan Yi and Liu Tianxia, ​​the most beautiful woman in the world.

Lao Zishi reveals that he is the male protagonist of this article. His parents are Ou Nidaye’s Qingzhuanji and Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei. One of the couple covets the mother of a scumbag, and the other covets a scumbag. 's father.

Orshijiedi Yimei is the heroine of this article. Her parents are the sea witch Zui Shude, Nanshi Wo and Yumei De, Ren Shiwo. They almost caused the two previous couples to switch from the romance channel to the niche channel.

To be honest, I almost fainted myself...