After the death of the beautiful and powerful villain, the male and female protagonists become BE

Then, the sons and daughters of these three couples fell in love and formed a family of three to play poker together, living a harmonious, warm and happy life.

"Awesome!" The CPU of the traitorous minister's system, which was almost dry-burned, finally recovered. After struggling for a long time, he could only come up with this comment.

The people who ate melons could only exclaim "Holy shit". After all, there is no more appropriate and concise adjective than this at this moment.

The drama came to an end and the stage disappeared. The three parents each stood on one side, looking at their children kindly, and sang out high notes in unison.

"Oh oh oh, my dear, lovely, pure and flawless children, you now, you now, do you understand now?"

After watching and hearing about the grievances between parents, what else do the male and female protagonists and Li Xiaoji not understand? But Li Xiaoji really wanted to say something, that’s it?

Neither of them killed the other's parents, destroyed the other's nine tribes, nor tore out the cornea of ​​the other's eyes, nor did they change their children, or stuff their own children into their love rivals' bellies, etc.

All in all, the grievances and hatreds between the parents of the three parties are quite refreshing among the bloody sadomasochism.

Compared with Li Xiaoji's boring sigh, the heroine seemed helpless and cried, covering her face as if the sky had fallen, and while crying, she complained about the unfairness of fate.

"Why, why on earth is this, I just want to be with the one I love, why is it so difficult and painful?"

"Oh, if God has mercy, if Love has mercy, please tell me, how should I go down, how should I face the challenges of fate?"

"Should I let it go, or should I continue... Well, here is an advertisement. A well-known writer in the world, a cat stepping on a tiger's back, insisted on pointing at a durian and calling it stinky tofu because of his mental disorder. Thousands of readers criticized him."

The colorful melon-eating crowd appeared again, and asked in confusion: "Where is the advertisement, durian or stinky tofu, you can't do this advertisement well."

The heroine, who was holding a microphone at some point, smiled slightly, and a big brick appeared out of thin air in her hand, saying: "The Meow Meow brand bricks are of first-class quality and won't break no matter how you shoot them. If you hate cats stepping on tigers' backs, you deserve it." !”

The place in front of the heroine was instantly crowded with people, all gearing up and preparing to buy.

After scanning everyone's reactions, the heroine smiled and recited: "Place your order now and enjoy a 99% discount."

"The ordering method is as follows. Shout '202630675' to the sky to send a signal to the gods, and you can immediately place an order for a hundred tiles."

"Call the Penguin number '202630675', join the cosmic red envelope group, and immediately place an order for a thousand bricks. Action is worse than a heartbeat, and there will be no more misses. What are you waiting for?"

The next second, a bunch of people immediately placed orders and rushed to buy it. Li Xiaoji and the traitor system also grabbed a lot, preparing to shoot that stinky woman to death!

When the commercial break ended, the heroine continued to cover her face and cry, while her parents sang and danced to comfort her.

The male protagonist was half-kneeling on the ground, holding Li Xiaoji's hand, with endless affection and endless reluctance in his eyes, as if his soul was forced to be split in two.

After a long while, he sighed: "Ah, you shine like a sea of ​​diamonds, you are as brilliant as the stars, you are as pure white as rice grains on the table, we have no chance in this life..."

Li Xiaoji took back her hand, touched the male protagonist's head comfortingly, and recited emotionally: "There is no fate in this life, and it will happen again in the next life. Who made fate so unfair?"

"Ugh..." The traitorous minister vomited in the system. He couldn't stand it anymore. He ran directly back to the Space-Time Bureau and asked the staff who distributed the tasks for workers' compensation. However, he was thrown back by the other party. He was not allowed to run around until the task was over.

Seeing the male protagonist and Li Xiaoji in such pain, both parents finally calmed down and said guiltily: "I'm sorry, my child, it was us who delayed you."

Just when Li Xiaoji was about to push the male protagonist away, the female protagonist suddenly rushed over and hugged the two of them, "No, we can't surrender to fate, we have to fight, we have to fight back, let's elope!"

So, the three of them eloped and took a plane to escape to outer space, never to come back again in this life.

The parents of the three parties looked at me and I looked at him, intertwining dialogues with their eyes, "Should you pursue me?", "How to pursue me?", "Forget it, let's help them", "The child is innocent."

In this way, the three parents reached a consensus and decided not to hinder their children from pursuing true love. If the God of Love will forgive these children, why should they be persistent?

Li Xiaoji looked at the starry sky outside the window and touched her chin. Next was the alien princess scene, but would this be too fast?

Tiandao's consciousness suddenly said, "Ah, my lovely taskmaster, this is not fast at all. You have completed the relationship line between the scumbag and the hero and heroine, and it is time to reach the real relationship line between the scumbag."

"..." When the traitorous minister who was thrown back heard this, he couldn't help but twitch his lips and said: "But the heroine's trillion babies haven't been born yet, and it's not the scumbag who flew away alone... "

"Ah, my dear old man, please don't care about the details, as long as the result is beautiful!" After finishing speaking, the ray of consciousness of Tiandao fell into a deep sleep again. It is still a baby, and it needs more sleep to grow up.

The traitorous minister clenched his fists, endured it again and again, and looked at the amount of points he would get for completing this mission for another day, and then he suppressed his anger and returned to Li Xiaoji's sea of ​​consciousness.

The plane was flying and suddenly passed by a beautiful and mysterious blue planet. Li Xiaoji raised his eyebrows, while the male and female protagonists held their faces, their eyes shining with light comparable to the sunlight, and exclaimed: "It's so beautiful!"

The male protagonist stretched out his hand a little and zoomed in on the screen, trying to see the specific appearance of the blue planet, but suddenly he saw a young man in olive green appear out of thin air and land in the open space in the plane.

The people in the plane were startled and looked at this uninvited guest with wide eyes. The young man was even more confused. Didn't he come out with the squad leader for extra practice? Where was the squad leader?

Li Xiaoji frowned and ran in front of the young man immediately, but the male and female protagonist also appeared serious for a second, blocking the way between the young man and Li Xiaoji.

The male protagonist said solemnly: "People like you do not belong to this world. If you allow me, please let me take you home."

"Ah, the sun, moon and stars are above. For the sake of love, please go back to the place where you belong. Please forget everything you saw and don't miss it." The heroine raised her hand in cooperation, full of enthusiasm. road.

The young man instinctively saluted and said: "Uh, then I, no, then I'll trouble you two to send me back!"

As soon as the words fell, the male and female protagonists immediately exerted their strength, and a white light flashed, and the young man returned to the original place smoothly. He also forgot about the adventure just now, and only remembered that he went to the toilet.

The hero and heroine who successfully saw off the young man breathed a sigh of relief, while everyone on the plane applauded enthusiastically as if they had accomplished some great feat.

Li Xiaoji, who was unable to exert any strength during the whole process, touched his chin, wondering that the male and female protagonists would be so polite to the intruding young man, and his style of painting became upright and majestic.

But I saw one of them covering his chest, the other raising his right hand, and said righteously: "Because he is the cutest person!"

"Yes!" Li Xiaoji couldn't help but smile, nodded in agreement, and looked at the starry sky outside the window. These two weirdos actually exchanged words with each other.

Smiling and laughing, a serious and frowning face flashed through Li Xiaoji's mind, making him feel a little depressed. When will the eldest brother return to the game?

Hoho, today’s update begins~