After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Seeing that the director didn't speak, Mingli spread his hands and said, "Isn't it right, sir? Isn't it illegal to have a good relationship?"

"..."

The bald head clicked his tongue: "Uh... ok..."

After all, it was true that he didn't make it clear in advance.

This wave is his.

"Director, what you said is so forced. It feels like I'm forcing you. If word gets out, it won't be good for my reputation, right?"

"..."

No sisters, where did you get your good reputation?

Open the information cocoon room and take a look outside. Everyone is clearly saying that you are crazy!

But Director Bajie still smiled: "It's okay, dear~"

"That's pretty much it. Remember, it's your product that has a problem, not me as a customer. You, the customer service person, should have a better attitude next time, otherwise it's easy for people to complain!"

"..."

[Director: I changed from Bajie to customer service again? 】

[Isn’t this good? Evolved from pigs to humans! 】

[Is it good to be a human being? 】

[It’s not good to be a pig, celebrating the New Year is just like going through hell! Either cut it into eight pieces or directly grill it over charcoal! Either braised or fried! 】

[Stop talking, my little greedy cat is starting to get greedy, meow~]

[Where did the stray cat come from? Take it with you! 】

As soon as the director agreed, Gu Luo was not happy.

"Oh, it looks like we're going to lose again." She sighed with a complicated expression, and immediately switched to smile mode, "Congratulations to your team in advance."

"Thank you. You deserve to lose. After all, you met me."

"..."

When Mingli passed by Gu Luo, he laughed softly: "If you see me unhappy, you can make me happy, baby~"

For example, she feels very happy now.

"...?"

-

With the help of Turbo Duck, it is much easier for Mingli and her team to touch things. They are no longer aimless and only need Duck to ask her to touch them.

Just like a land mine, when the detector buzzes, you know there is something underneath.

Seeing this, Nan Lan ran over to touch it while the duck was croaking.

whatever.

The director didn’t say no!

Gu Luomingqiang followed suit and ran under the duck to touch it.

Qi Shang and Qi Linger looked at each other and silently followed the large army.

At this point, Mingli's duck detector has become a public one.

"Isn't it right? I said you look like a human being, how come you are so mean?"

Nan Lan put her hands on her hips: "You can't finish it all by yourself, so we're just helping you. We should cooperate with each other and finish it as early as possible."

"Okay, come on, let's touch it. I, the Bodhisattva Mingli, have a heart and let you touch it."

While everyone was rubbing the duck, Mingli ran over and whispered a few words to the mother duck.

The mother duck quacked twice more.

Other ducks responded one after another.

Gu Luo followed a duck, and when it squawked, she touched the water behind it.

This time, the duck quacked.

She also subconsciously reached behind the duck to touch it. She suddenly felt warm in her hands, and a smell that came from nowhere came from the tip of her nose. The woman frowned and raised her hands to cover it, but found that there was a puddle of duck shit on her hands. ——

"Ahhhh!"

At the same time, Ming Qiang, who was not far away, looked at the hot puddle of duck shit sprayed onto his face due to bending over and shouted: "Ahhhhhh!"

Tenor and soprano, one after another, can be called wonderful sounds——

Ah? Ah?? Ah? Ah? Ah? Ah? Ah?? Ah?? Ah? Ah? Ah?? Ah?? Ah??? Ah???

[Hahahahahaha, I laughed so hard that my dog ​​slapped me wildly and even started talking and asked me if I was an idiot! 】

[First, let me lend Teacher Diaopo’s title of Lady Miaoyin to these two! 】

[Wonderful sound combination, well-deserved reputation]

Seeing this, the other guests hurriedly walked away from the duck.

After all, they are now considered public figures, and what they fear most is trolls.

[I suspect it’s Mingli’s fault, and he deliberately doesn’t want other guests to win! 】

【? Is it possible that Madam Madam is mute and cannot speak at all? 】

[The epileptic woman usually uses sign language to communicate, and quarreling with others is like forming seals. Why do you deliberately make mischief? Some people just stop spreading rumors, okay? 】

Because they were afraid that Ducky would suddenly transform into Splatoon, everyone stopped following him. Mingli didn't say a word the whole time, silently following Yaya behind to touch things.

After touching it, she suddenly felt happy: "Director, I touched what you dropped!"

Customer service guide: "? What?"

She pulled the thing out and said, "Dang, dang, dang~ a wig!"

"???"

"Just tell me if it's what you need, right?"

Just as he was about to shake his head, the staff next to him hurriedly stepped forward: "Director, this is indeed true, don't deny it."

Customer service guide: "..."

You are sick! What wig?

[Little bald head, don’t deny it! 】

[Director Bajie, don’t deny it! 】

[Customer service guide, don’t deny it! 】

"Okay, this is indeed it. Come and choose some food."

Mingli walked to the edge of the field and finally selected a five-pound bag of rice from the food pile.

Customer service guide: "?"

"Are you sure you only choose rice? If you want to cook it, you have to choose a rice cooker. Do you want to look at lunch boxes, self-heating hot pot, instant noodles, etc.? You don't need any auxiliary tools, just eat it directly."

"No, just choose rice." Mingli shook her index finger, her eyes sparkling and seductive, "My sister's passion is enough to turn raw rice into cooked rice!"

"..."

Who taught you how to use words together like this?

[I asked why my mouth was drooling, but it turned out to be a hot mad woman (greedy)]

[Too lazy to type, same as above]

[Same as above]

【superior】

Qi Shang took out a pair of dentures from the corner.

The staff stepped forward and reminded: "Director, this is also something you dropped."

The completely unaware bald head: "..."

He is still alive and well, and so are his teeth!

Qi Shang chose a box of self-heating hot pot. If two people eat it, although they are not full, they can still fill their stomachs.

A few minutes later, Nan Zhu found a piece of black thread.

Crowd: ...?

All the guests were like sunflowers in the rising sun, turning to look at the bald head.

Staff: "Director, this is you too..."

The bald man quickly covered his mouth: "That's enough, I won't wear anything like this! Can you please stop ruining my reputation everywhere?"

Mingli: "Really? I don't believe it."

Nan Lan: "That's right. Director, you said you dropped three things. Why are they not yours?"

Shen Qinggu: "I can't tell, director, you still have this habit, but it's understandable, don't be embarrassed."

Nan Zhu: "I didn't expect that you had even prepared women's stockings in advance. When will you wear them for everyone to see?"

Customer service guide: “…………”

He quickly changed the topic: "Okay, okay, Nanzhu, what do you want to choose? Come on!"

Nan Zhu curled her lips: "I choose the director to wear black stockings."

Everyone agreed: "I choose the director to wear black stockings!"

[I choose the director to wear black stockings! 】