After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

The guests coaxed together, and even the surrounding staff were eager to try.

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the ridiculous ideas in your heads, it's impossible, don't even think about it!" The bald man kept gesturing.

He looked at Nan Zhu: "Don't you choose a rice cooker? You can't eat raw rice, right?"

"You Mingli, didn't she say that she can cook raw rice into cooked rice?" Nan Zhu disagreed.

director:"……"

Do you believe everything she says?

If it's still so outrageous, you really are...

Mingli sighed quietly: "Oh, I haven't seen the director wearing women's clothing for a long time."

"No, when did I wear women's clothes? When did you see me wearing women's clothes?"

"Twenty-four years ago."

"Twenty-four years ago, you weren't born yet, right?"

"So I've never seen you wearing women's clothing."

"..." He was silent for a moment and decided to skip the topic directly, "Nan Zhu, what do you choose? You have to choose among the things provided by the program team, and you have to choose what is helpful to you, not other messy things!"

Nan Zhu laughed twice and stopped teasing the bald head: "Then let's use the rice cooker."

"Didn't you explain that you can cook raw rice into cooked rice? You don't need a rice cooker?"

"I'm more afraid that she'll turn raw rice into paste."

Mingli:?

Although she herself is a bit confused, her brain is also confused, and her heart is burnt by lard, and her whole body is a bit burnt, but it’s not like she will be burnt even after cooking, right?

[Actually, Nan Jiaojiao doesn’t want Madam Tired to be tired, I understand.]

[After all, I have to save my energy until the evening (love)]

After coming out of the farmland, everyone changed into waterproof gelcoats and followed the program staff to the side to rinse off.

"What is this?" Nan Lan curiously looked at a small bungalow on the roadside.

Mingli pointed to the words "male/female" written in chalk on the wall next to her: "The toilet, sister!"

"Toilet? I'll go take a look..."

Nan Lan ran in excitedly, and then ran out with his eyes wide open, covering his mouth and nose, as if he had seen something extraordinary.

"What, is it a big lump?"

"……no."

"Then why are you so surprised? I thought you stepped in shit and would be lucky this year."

The woman frowned, not wanting to think about the scene just now: "Why is this toilet like that?"

Everyone was curious: "What kind?"

"There is no toilet or squat toilet, just a hole in the middle of a stone slab, and underneath the hole is... yue!"

The rich young man who has never seen a dry toilet in a rural area:?

how?

What's going on down there?

Nan Zhu frowned and walked in.

He wanted to see what was going on!

Three seconds later, he rushed out: "yue!"

Others were more curious and walked inside one after another. Within a few seconds they were smoked out: "yue! yue! yue!"

Two village aunts on the side of the road were secretly discussing:

"What's wrong?"

"You seem to be some kind of big star. Why don't you come and visit the village's latrine?"

"What's there to see in the latrine?"

"Haven't you heard a saying? Other people's shit smells good!"

The two aunts shook their heads together and left with puzzled faces.

In this day and age, everything can become an internet celebrity!

Mingli put his hands behind his back and sighed, extremely mature: "I don't even know what good things to say about you. What's wrong with you? Why do you have to go in and look for shit?"

Everyone: "..."

Have they never seen it before? People are always curious about unknown things.

[Shocked, young ladies and young men with a combined net worth of over one trillion lined up to visit the dry toilets in rural areas because they had never seen them before! 】

[Maybe this toilet can become a check-in spot for internet celebrities (?)]

[Immediately put up a sign next to it - I think your feces fell into the toilet~]

"Do you know? In the dialect, Pengxiang = very smelly, so Peng = very; 屙Shi = shit, so 屙 = pull.

So if you substitute the same amount, 'I really want to hold your hand' can also be said as 'I really want to hold your hand'. "

Mingli starts to give you some popular language knowledge.

Everyone: "..."

There is no need to substitute them in equal amounts.

Nan Zhu pursed her lips: "To be honest, these words don't feel like holding hands, but I feel like you are about to hold my hand."

Mingli: "?"

[Nan Jiaojiao, you are confused! She is telling you that she wants to hold your hand. Isn’t rounding it off a confession? ! If you go a little deeper, wouldn’t it be a proposal? Let’s take it a step further, isn’t this a promise to stay together forever? ! 】

[Nan Jiaojiao, I think you are really confused! 】

[Nan Jiaojiao, I think you are really confused! 】

[Sometimes I really admire how you CP fans look for sugar from a unique angle. In order to eat candy but can’t buy it, you just grow your own sugar cane, cut it and boil the sugar yourself, which is ridiculous but hard work (?)]

[Don’t enter, it’s reached the top (love)]

【Sister Love, you...】

[Sister Huang Xin, you...]

After everyone washed away the mud stains on their bodies with water pipes, they changed into a set of clean and fresh clothes before starting the next game.

"The next game is lip-syncing to guess the content. Each group chooses one person to look at the teleprompter board and speak silently, while the other person guesses the content based on the lip-syncing.

In a limited time, the group that guesses the most can get three things, the second place can get two things, the third place has the same thing, and the fourth place has nothing. "

"Guang Guo, what should I do?" Nan Lan said, "I'm alone."

director:"……"

What is a light guide! ?

He coughed lightly: "My surname is Luo!"

Mingli opened his mouth and answered: "——I am fighting hard, and the merit and fame will be won by you. My surname is Luo, live seriously, and your good years will not be wasted; my surname is Luo, after a drink, I will always love you persistently; my surname is Luo, Yupengtuo, am I only obsessed with you in this life?"

"..."

[It’s so damp, rheumatism is coming]

[Your sister Li is so quick at picking up jokes. Was she Platycodon in her previous life? 】

[Guess why I don’t laugh? 】

Director: "You can ask the Mingli team to borrow someone. Teacher Ming is so generous, kind and helpful, so he will definitely lend it to you."

Mingli smiled and put down Luo Guangtou's yin and yang aura, and looked at the two people beside him: "Which one of you is going?"

Nanzhu remained silent, putting his hands in his pockets as the matter had nothing to do with him.

Shen Qinggu had a faint smile on his lips: "I'd better go."

"Ok."

In Mingli's group, Nanzhu reads the words and speaks silently, while Mingli guesses the content based on his mouth movements.

Nan Zhu glanced at the cue card and began to speak silently. Mingli, who was wearing headphones, moved closer and narrowed his eyes slightly: "What is it?"

Nanzhu subconsciously stepped back a little, and Mingli, who couldn't see clearly, moved forward again. The former moved back again, and Mingli moved forward again.

"boom--"

Nan Zhu turned around and looked at Bald Head, who staggered a few steps after being hit by his back: "I'm sorry."

Light guide: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Everyone else is guessing the words, and you two are dancing the tango?"

"Oh, don't worry about him. Say it again. I seem to have some feelings." Mingli pulled Nanzhu's sleeves and stared at his lips with her bright eyes.

If you can't hear clearly, you can easily see clearly. If you can't see clearly, you can easily squint your eyes. If you squint your eyes, you can easily lean forward.

Tilt and tilt, someone's furry head almost tilted to the man's mouth.

Nan Zhu: "..."

"Come on, why are you so dazed? Do you want to win?"

Nan Zhu read it silently again.

Mingli: "Well-organized and meticulous, why don't you just call me Xiang Tiao Dog?"

Nan Zhu shook his head speechlessly and repeated it.

Mingli: "It's okay, don't care about other people's opinions, you can make your own history with peace of mind?"

The man shook his head and continued.

Mingli: "If I don't urinate out of you today, will it be considered that your kidney stones have grown tightly?"

Nan Zhu: “…………”

Are you guessing his mouth shape, or are you taking the opportunity to retaliate against him? !