Siheyuan, I, Silly Zhu, picked up the Qinman script

Pour urine.

It was also a method that Li Yujie came up with after a lot of thinking.

Taking action, he was worried that the deaf old lady would be beaten for good or bad, and that he would not be able to explain himself clearly.

I could only think of other ways to deal with the deaf old lady. I saw an unemptied chamber pot next to me, reached out and grabbed it, and without thinking, poured the urine in it onto the deaf old lady's head.

What a bloody mess.

bah bah bah.

It should be urine topping.

The ancestors of the courtyard relied on Yi Zhonghai as the chief steward, and they always showed off their power in the courtyard. Anyone who entered the house would be offered delicious food and drinks as their ancestors.

I have never been scolded by the neighbors for my dirty words.

As a result, Li Yujie poured urine all over his head.

There are so many neighbors around.

Face was really lost in the mud.

The deaf old lady looked like a drowned rat. What made people speechless was that she smacked her lips, as if tasting the saltiness of the taste.

Li Yujie asked murderously.

"what about the taste?"

"You wicked boy, you poured urine on my old lady, and you asked me how it tasted. Do you want my old lady to tell you that it tastes a bit salty?"

Don't care about the old deaf lady pretending to be deaf.

He cursed at Li Yujie.

Her behavior at this time is somewhat similar to the playful Jia Zhang.

It can be seen that she is also an evil woman.

"Hey, this old lady is no longer deaf." Li Yujie seemed to have discovered a new world, with a look of surprise on his face, "Pouring a pot of urine on her head overnight cured this old lady's deafness. It's strange. It’s very strange, this is God’s eyes opened.”

Neighbors are doing their best to restrain themselves.

Otherwise, I would really worry about laughing out loud on the spot.

Li Yujie is not afraid of the deaf old lady, but it does not mean that they are not afraid of the deaf old lady. If the glass of their house is smashed at night, there will be no place to reason.

"Brother, I heard that there is a detective team captain in Anqiu named Jia Gui. He used the folk remedy of donkey urine plus donkey dung and eggs to cure Heiteng Guisan's inability to sleep. You can use the urine in the chamber pot. , cured the old lady’s hearing loss. This is also a folk remedy.”

"This is the first time I heard that pouring urine can cure deafness."

"This is a folk remedy."

"Yes, yes, it's a folk remedy. It doesn't matter whether it's pouring donkey urine or pouring urine. As long as it can cure the disease, it means good urination. But it also depends on whose urine is used. Some people's urine is in charge, and some people's peeing is not. "

"Let me see whose urine this is."

Li Yujie turned over the chamber pot and found that the word "Yi" was engraved on it. There was only one family named Yi in the courtyard, and that was Yi Zhonghai.

As the name suggests.

Yi Zhonghai's urine fell on the deaf old lady's head.

"Er Gouzi, I can't read. Please help me see what the word is."

"No need to look, that's my chamber pot, Yi Zhonghai."

Yi Zhonghai's face was livid.

Admitted something of his own.

He knew that even if he didn't admit it, Li Yujie would make a big fuss out of it.

"Yi Zhonghai, this is your chamber pot, and that is your urine." Li Yujie's sinister tone sounded, "Your urine has cured this old lady's deafness. You two are really a couple. This is not fat water." A foreigner's land."

"Li Yujie, what exactly do you want to say?"

"It's not what I want to say, but what are you going to do? How did my sister die? Why do I have to carry someone else's shit when she dies? I know this, and you also know it. In a word, you Yi Zhonghai's My sister wants half of the family fortune.”

"Why?"

"Just because my sister is dead." Li Yujie looked at Jia Zhang, "You are so worried that I will take away half of Yi Zhonghai's family business, and you still said that you didn't sleep together."

"You are talking nonsense."

"Whether I'm talking nonsense or not, the neighbors know it all, and the proof is in my pants." Li Yujie, who had ridiculed Jia Zhang for a few words, turned his attention to the deaf old lady and started to choke at the deaf old lady, wanting to defend him. My sister vented her anger, "As for you old and immortal thing, I really feel worthless for my sister. Although Yi Zhonghai asked her to take care of you, Yi Zhonghai just farted. The one who really takes care of you is my sister. , serving you three meals a day, but in the end you are just an old white-eyed wolf who is not familiar with the food, sitting back and watching my sister die."

The speechless deaf old lady wanted to kill the other person with her eyes, but because she thought of some past events, her momentum suddenly dropped.

"If I were you, I would hide at home obediently and not come out. But it's better for you. You insist on showing off, and you look like someone's crotch is torn and exposed. I heard that you are called the ancestor of the compound. It's really strange. In the city In the courtyard, there is also a courtyard where the ancestors of the neighbors live.”

The deaf old lady was trembling all over.

He didn't care that he was hungry.

He turned around and ran back to the backyard.

Behind.

Such a voice came vaguely.

"Second brother, I think this old lady looks familiar. When I was picking up dung for others in the city, I seemed to have seen this old lady in the Bada Hutong. Her name was Xiao Yuhong."

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

The already noisy courtyard suddenly became more enthusiastic.

Mainly, the neighbors who had been holding back their smiles just now were completely off guard.

Eight alleys.

Xiaoyuhong.

This is all a mess.

Their eyes immediately fell on the person who claimed to know the deaf old lady. He was dressed like an honest and humble old farmer and said that the deaf old lady was Xiao Yuhong from Bada Hutong. It was him.

It's a bit like Yi Zhonghai. Yi Zhonghai's face is so deceptive. Many people see Yi Zhonghai's hypocritical and kind face and subconsciously think that Yi Zhonghai is a good person.

The old farmer's appearance, including his attire, could not make anyone suspect that he was telling lies.

So this statement.

There is a certain degree of credibility.

The deaf old lady is equal to Bada Hutong, equal to Xiao Yuhong.

Maybe the deaf old lady really did that kind of thing.

The neighbors started to look at each other. You looked at me and I looked at you. Suddenly, I felt that this explanation made sense. Before they moved into the courtyard, the deaf old lady lived in the backyard. She had no children, but she would come and go every now and then. Some people come to visit and have no income, but they have enough food and clothing. However, she is a big eater and loves to eat. The neighbors have never even heard of some of the names of some foods, but the deaf old lady can name them and knows how to make these delicious dishes.

In essence, he is not a suffering person.

Extremely homeless.

Stay with Yi Zhonghai for retirement.

I heard that people who do that kind of business will drink so much Juezi soup that they will never be able to conceive a child.

The atmosphere of the scene.

It suddenly became weird.

Yi Zhonghai clearly felt this strangeness. Although he did not know the true identity of the deaf old lady, he knew that the deaf old lady did not come from the Bada Hutong.