Siheyuan, I, Silly Zhu, picked up the Qinman script
Chapter 371 Talking about things with your pants is actually inherited from the widow of the Jia fam
In the courtyard.
There is a rumor that Yan Fugui drinks one or two bottles of Erguotou a day and still has half a bottle left in a month.
Silly Zhu had never drank Yan Fugui's wine and always thought it was a rumor spread by the neighbors.
But after looking at the crime scene in front of me, I felt that the neighbors were right, so he drank the way Yan Fugui did. His bottle of Erguotou would probably last until Yan Fugui died.
What literati drink is not wine.
It's the artistic conception.
Even if it is cold water, as long as the mood for drinking is reached, it is still wine, and it is still one of the top ten fine wines.
Thumbs up towards Yan Fugui.
Not a word was said.
But it is worth a thousand words.
Yan Fugui blushed. Who asked him to live in a scholarly family and claim that he was an educated man, but he did such a despicable behavior?
Xu Damao didn't have such scruples as Silly Zhu, he just said whatever he wanted, and made fun of the fact that he mixed Yan Fugui wine with water or water with wine.
"Third uncle, what you are doing is wrong. You have violated a taboo in this industry."
Yan Fugui was a little confused.
He looked at Xu Damao stupidly.
He secretly said that in all the years he had mixed wine with water, he had never heard of a taboo on mixing wine with water. Otherwise, how would Xu Damao's words be explained?
"Da Mao, you."
Xu Damao said he disliked Yan Fugui, and his expression was as regretful as Yan Fugui had lost.
Yan Fugui became a monk with a height of two feet, and was a little confused.
Neighbors all teased Yan Fu about mixing wine with his water, saying how stingy he was and how stubborn he was. But people like Xu Damao, who lamented that he had lost a huge amount of wealth, it was really the first time a young lady met him on a sedan chair. arrive.
"Third uncle, you don't understand."
Xu Damao just made a high profile.
Silly Zhu, who was familiar with Xu Damao, knew that Xu Damao didn't hold it in well. Looking at the expression on Bi Sun's face, he was trying to trick Yan Fugui, but he didn't know what Xu Damao would say.
"When I look at your behavior, I can tell that what's in your bottle is wine. If you mix the water in the water tank with the wine, you'll end up with just one bottle of white wine."
Yan Fugui nodded in agreement.
A reasonable look.
"When you mix the wine in the bottle into the water vat, you get a vat full of wine. This wine is enough for you to drink for a year. If you can't drink it, you can also sell it. The money you earn can continue Buy wine, continue to mix it into the water tank, continue to sell wine, and by then you will be the leading liquor boss in our courtyard."
"This is a gamble. It's either bad or bad."
Yan Fugui was also confused.
He even said a few words of excuse with a guilty conscience.
Silly Zhu, who couldn't hold himself back, echoed.
"Xu Damao, as you wish, pour the wine in the bottle directly into the Yongding River, and the third uncle will harvest a full supply of Yihe liquor."
"That's okay, third uncle, just do as Silly Zhu says."
"Anything is fine, you Xu Damao, you are trying to beat me with your third uncle, mixing wine in a water tank, and mixing wine in the Yongding River, I'm crazy."
"Look, the little old man is still anxious."
"It's not that I'm in a hurry, it's that why are you here?"
Yan Fugui pointed at Shazhu and Xu Damao in confusion.
Silly Zhu decisively put the shit basin on Xu Damao's head.
"I walked to the door and was dragged to your room by Xu Damao."
"I asked the third uncle to help testify."
It was the stupid Zhufan's turn to be confused.
Help testify.
What kind of proof?
Could it be that he was messing around with someone and was caught by his husband? Xu Damao asked them to help prove his innocence.
Not only Shazhu thought this way, but Yan Fugui also thought the same way.
When Xu Damao was 13 or 14 years old, he climbed on the wall of the women's restroom to watch people use the restroom. He has the gene for liking women engraved in his bones. He is also a movie projectionist. Even though he has a big donkey face, he can be called a movie projectionist. , he is the kind of fierce person who is capable of dimensionality reduction. Many people envy him, and some lesbians want to be the wives of projectionists.
"Da Mao, it's not what the third uncle said to you. You really need to take it easy. Young people, you need to understand that your health is important and you can't mess around."
"Look, the third uncle has noticed it. You Xu Damao is fast, Jia Dongxu is hanging on the wall, and sooner or later you will follow in Jia Dongxu's footsteps."
"Go away, what are you talking about? I'm telling you about the deaf old lady in front of the third uncle."
"Xu Damao, you are really capable. Not satisfied with provoking the lesbians of your age outside, you started attacking the deaf old lady who is the ancestor of our compound. You probably don't want us to call you a deaf old man." "
There was a "puff" sound.
As soon as Yan Fugui drank the watery wine in his mouth, he squirted it out, spraying it into the water tank like a fountain.
They all say that Shazhu is honest.
Is this honesty?
In one sentence, Xu Damao was tied to the deaf old lady in the backyard. Since there were no outsiders in the house, the deaf old lady's gossip might still be spread.
Nowadays.
The deaf old lady stole the show.
The courtyard house was also in disgrace.
While at school, someone was asking Yan Fugui if he knew the origin of the deaf old lady in the courtyard, whether she was really born in Bada Hutong, and who Xiao Yuhong she was.
Yan Fugui was dumbfounded at the time.
What a mess.
After coming back, I wanted to ask about the reason, but I didn't expect that Xu Damao dragged Silly Zhu into his house.
"Silly Zhu, don't be joking."
"Third uncle, I'm not kidding, I just don't believe Xu Damao. He climbed up the wall to watch a lesbian go to the toilet, but refused to admit it after his death. He even said it was my handiwork, which caused me to be hung up and beaten by our old man. "
"Can you please stop mentioning the things in the past? I'm going to tell you something serious now. I heard that the deaf old lady in our backyard was Xiao Yuhong from the Bada Hutong. I asked about it and found out that there really was a number one named Xiao Yuhong. .”
This matter.
Silly Zhu doesn’t know.
After hearing what Xu Damao said, he was dumbfounded.
What a thing.
The deaf old lady worked as a brothel girl.
How can this be.
He began to rack his brains to think about the contents of the script. After much deliberation, he could not give an accurate explanation. In the script, the birth of the deaf old lady was a mystery and was not mentioned at all. It seemed that from the beginning of the plot, The deaf old lady lives in the courtyard house, but according to the script, the deaf old lady said harsh words when she angrily slapped Jia Zhang.
When you married into this courtyard, my old lady was the ancestor of this courtyard.
Jia Dongxu was born in 30 years.
At that time, there was a mixed bag of fish and dragons, but the deaf old lady could be regarded as an ancestor in this courtyard. It can be seen that the deaf old lady must have secrets that outsiders don't know.
Silly Zhu narrowed his eyes.
Looked at Xu Damao.
"I know you don't know. I'm telling you, brother, Jia Zhang is so crazy today that she ran to Yi Zhonghai's house to tidy up Yi Zhonghai's house and mended Yi Zhonghai's pants."
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