What bad intentions could Batman have?.

At this time, the abilities controlled by Merciless Iron Fist came entirely from Bat-Mite. Fortunately, Bat-Mite seemed to have completely learned the lesson of the failure of the Troublemaker having his abilities taken away by the Joker. Therefore, he was not an idiot and was not stupid enough to give the abilities directly to the other party. Instead, he gave Merciless Iron Fist a "send task request", followed by the basic trigger logic of "complete the task" on Bat-Mite's side.

This superpower seems nonsensical, but in fact...

It is indeed nonsensical, and is something Bat-Mite came up with on the spur of the moment just to amuse himself, but for Merciless Iron Fist, there is no better situation than this.

The so-called "summoning a marriage partner" is just a cover. In the hands of Wumin's iron fist, this is an opportunity to infinitely summon all the most dangerous villains in the super time stream.

The Uncrowned Iron Fist knew that Bat-Mite would never let him really kill Batman. This five-dimensional creature was a fan of Batman. He only wanted to see these villains beat them to a pulp, not that he wanted Batman to be really hurt or anything.

But this is enough. The mission of Merciless Iron Fist is only to delay time as much as possible and buy more opportunities for the Laughing Bat. Isn't this enough to delay time?

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Doomsday, wearing a wedding dress, roared to the sky. Like Diana next to him, Doomsday from the "Death of Superman" period was also tortured by the wedding dress he was wearing.

Although Bat-Mite's five-dimensional divine power helped Doomsday resist the paradoxical punishment from the super-time stream, it also made him wear an iron suit that he could never take off.

This wedding dress became a "hero skin" that was permanently on Doomsday. No matter how many times Doomsday tore off the clothes, he would soon put them back on.

This made Doomsday, whose clothes could not be exploded, very uncomfortable. The bone spurs on his body grew three inches longer. The furious beast was so angry that its body turned red. Then, its pair of red eyes glared at Chen Tao, and then a red light like a lighthouse searchlight spurted out from its eyes.

Chen Tao was almost numb from being punched in the face by Wedding Dress Doomsday again.

It's not that he can't confront Doomsday head-on, but the Doomsday in "The Death of Superman" becomes stronger the more he fights. Unless he uses power beyond his limit to kill him in one go like Superman did...that means Chen Tao must concentrate on dealing with Doomsday for a short period of time, and then the next plot is that he will be attacked by Merciless Iron Fist, right? He is not that stupid.

But if you don't pay full attention, a small number of attacks that don't exceed the upper limit will only make Doomsday stronger.

"Hey, there will be problems if you change the hyper-time stream like this." Chen Tao protested loudly to Bat-Mite while resisting Doomsday's attack: "Without Doomsday, the culprit who caused Superman's death, the entire incident of Superman's death would not exist. The law of causality has changed, so a brand new forked timeline will appear in the hyper-time stream. You are disrupting the normal development of the hyper-time stream!"

"What? No, of course not." The bat mite appeared above Wedding Dress Doomsday's head with a bang. At this time, Doomsday crossed his index fingers and formed a heavy fist, then raised it above his head and smashed it down heavily on Chen Tao.

Bat-Mite snapped his fingers, and immediately above Doomsday's heavy punch... there appeared a bouquet of flowers.

Damn it, what's the point?

"Five-dimensional creatures can repair everything caused by their own divine power, do you remember?" Bat-Mite said, "Remember that the troublemaker and I had a fight before... We almost broke the super-time flow, but that was the result of the five-dimensional imagination, which means I can repair it at will, do you understand? Everything I did was within the scope of my ability to repair."

(Note: The fight between Bat-Mite and the Trickster here refers to the "World's Funniest Partner" incident, in which Bat-Mite destroyed the mechanism that the Trickster used to play tricks on Superman, and then the two of them fought. During the fight, the Ghost came to mediate, and the Trickster even knocked the Ghost unconscious with the Earth.

Then the two five-dimensional creatures picked up planets and galaxies and smashed them against each other, destroying the entire multiverse, and then went upstream in the super-time stream, destroying countless parallel universes. But after they reconciled, they worked together to repair them.)

"So enjoy these, after all, I rarely come out."

After making a little OK gesture to indicate "don't worry", Bat Mite continued to somersault happily, watching Chen Tao being chased around on the ground by the increasing number of "brides" recruited by Wu Mian's iron fist.

Of course, not all of these "brides" are willing to be controlled.

"What a... blasphemy..." The one who made the voice should be Brainiac from a certain timeline in the hyper-time stream. Looking at his classic handsome green face and the pink spot on his head, Chen Tao roughly guessed that this guy should be from Chapter 800 of the Action Comics.

At this moment, Brainiac's sturdy body made the wedding dress bulge. He tried to resist the control, but he couldn't change his feet and ran after Chen Tao uncontrollably.

The bride should hold the groom's hand. This is what the program designed by Bat-Mite stipulates. These villains recruited from the super time stream are all based on Bat-Mite's five-dimensional divine power, which allows them to violate the paradox of the super time stream and stay in reality. Bat-Mite's control over them makes them at least unable to refuse to run towards Batman without hesitation.

At this time, the number of brides chasing Chen Tao has gradually increased, and there are all kinds of people.

A large group of villains, some known to Chen Tao and some unknown to him, all dressed in wedding gowns. They made all kinds of strange noises, and rushed towards Chen Tao.

Chen Tao seriously suspected that Wumin Tiewan had put in all his efforts and tried his best to pull people from the super time stream. In the beginning, the characters he pulled were like Doomsday, who were strong and powerful and were obviously carefully selected. But later, Wumin Tiewan simply stopped being picky and won directly by numbers.

This resulted in the Penguin from some unknown timeline being pulled over in a daze. He seemed to be taking a shower when he was pulled over. He was naked, and a wedding dress was put on his half-dry body as soon as he came over.

Suddenly, the Penguin Man's short, fat, and fleshy body was filled with a hazy beauty. The sense of guilt that seemed to be revealed but not revealed reached its peak as the Penguin Man ran uncontrollably with his short legs.

With a smack, Oswald slipped on his wedding dress, and Chen Tao's cute penguin screamed, "Enough!!!"

He was recognized as a member of the "Bat Family and Friends" by the bat mites, and then he was suddenly pulled from the office. Oswald suddenly switched from the leisurely life of the president of the burrito group to a big fight against super-powered ghosts.

If it weren't for the fact that the Penguin's years of life in Gotham had strengthened his physique, and that he had not given up his habit of always carrying an umbrella full of weapons with him, the Penguin, who had just arrived, would have been hacked to death by so many Amazon female warrior ghosts.

After finally gaining a firm foothold and escaping from the fierce battlefield, the Penguins in Lianmeng were almost furious when they saw themselves in such an ugly state that they showed everything about themselves to others without any scruples.

This one is actually not very strong, but there are many brides who are temporarily pulled in to make up the numbers, such as the Calendar Man Bride, the Seasoning King Bride, but there are more who are more difficult to deal with.

Just as Chen Tao was estimating the strength of the guys behind him bit by bit, he saw Wumin's iron-fisted little hand move.

Then Darkseid, with a grim face, appeared on the scene in a wedding dress.

Grass.

A beam of Omega ray shot towards Chen Tao, and Chen Tao had to fire back.

As for which timeline this Darkseid came from? Chen Tao could only say that it was definitely not the heyday of Darkseid in Final Crisis. The opponent was very strong, but not as strong as Chen Tao imagined. It is very likely that it came from the unit chapter story where Darkseid was beaten by Doomsday.

The opponent's power is slightly weaker than that of Darkseid in Chen Tao's universe, but this is the biggest problem. If that is Darkseid in the main universe, no matter which timeline upstream of the super time stream, he should not be so weak.

But the fact that Darkseid is a slightly weaker version doesn't stop him from getting married in a hurry, wearing a wedding dress and with his hands behind his back, with an expressionless and dead mother face.

Chen Tao saw Darkseid, with shining eyes, coming towards him enthusiastically with his hands behind his back, followed by him desperately tearing off the wedding dress on his chest, revealing his muscular chest muscles, like the unrestrained and passionate Bride of Doomsday.

Sinestro from some unknown timeline also appeared here with a livid face. His already red face was almost redder with anger. Although he was wearing a wedding dress, he was shaking with anger the whole time.

"What do you want, Bat-Mite?"

Chen Tao gritted his teeth and said, "Do you really want to see me get beaten up?"

He pointed at the brides behind him and said, "This is not fun at all."

"It's fun, of course it's fun." Bat-Mite said, "This is your punishment for not getting married yet."

"?" Chen Tao didn't know what to say for a moment. What kind of punishment was this? Even Alfred wouldn't urge him to get married like this!

"Look at you, Batman," Bat-Mite said. "In all this time, you've never even gotten to the point of getting married, not once."

He snapped his fingers, and the female Alliance heroine who was fighting with the Cruel Knight nearby appeared beside Chen Tao and ran away with him. Chen Tao especially noticed that their arms were linked together, like a bride and groom.

"You are so stupid that you are so stupid that you are fighting..." The Cruel Knight found that his opponent was gone, and raised his weapon towards Diana of the Alliance in the distance with a ferocious face. The next second, he was slapped flat by Bat Mite and stuck to the ground like plasticine, in the physical sense.

A little later, he started to steal the show.

Bat-Mite might not have killed him, but the Cruel Knight was undoubtedly stuck in some kind of cartoon-like "squashed" state from which he would not be able to recover for a while.

Bat-mite brought the conversation back to the point.

"Where did your previous relationship progress?"

"Uh..." Chen Tao said, "Date into lunch?"

The Alliance woman nodded: "The date will start soon. We...we have made an appointment."

"As long as things settle down and I have time, we can go on our first date, a formal one without any unexpected interruptions," Chen Tao said.

"But before that, we have to focus on other matters. After all, we can't just abandon the affairs of the Justice League and suddenly run off to uh..." The League girl started to get stuck as she spoke.

"That means the relationship hasn't even started, and the ambiguous period hasn't even begun." Bat mites are like pickled eggplants.

It stared at the embarrassed male and female couple in front of it.

Chen Tao and his men slowed down. The Bride of Doom pounced towards them, but was then blown away by the bat mite.

Then he suddenly perked up and said, "How about this, you guys just fast forward, don't make any appointments, just go straight to bed."

"Sleeping together will advance the plot and solve everything."

"????"

"Hey, that's too fast!"

Chen Tao and the Alliance Heroine looked at each other, and they both stretched out their hands to refuse Bat-Mite: "We haven't decided to go to this extent yet."

Bat Mite was shocked when he heard this.

"Why is my CP aa ...

"It's so annoying. It's so annoying. You two, after all this time, haven't made any progress at all. This is against the law!"

Then there was another sudden pause.

"Forget it, it's too annoying to date so slowly. Why don't you just have a baby together?" He suddenly thought of a good idea, and a light bulb popped up in his head. He then said, "You know, it's like turning a page in a novel, and the next page says 'The prince and princess got married, and they had a pair of children'!"

Bat-Mite said: "This is the best solution!"

"Don't worry, leave it to me. As long as you nod, you can get pregnant in one minute and give birth in three minutes. In five minutes, you will have your own baby!"

Bat Mite boasted: "And then Doctor Bat Mite will deliver the baby for you personally, and the method of delivery is just a snap of fingers."

Of course, this proposal aroused unanimous opposition from both of them.

Faced with the two wooden heads shaking like rattles, the bat mite swallowed its anger and broke the bat teeth and swallowed them into its mouth.

"Then let's put it this way." Bat-Mite took a final step back. "As long as you give me a kiss, I'll send all these brides back to their super-time streams. Is that fair enough?"

The merciless iron fist who was trying hard to summon the bride from behind: "?"