What bad intentions could Batman have?.

Chen Tao realized that he might have to put an end to this dilemma.

This is not only because time is running out and the longer the delay, the greater the risk. The more important reason is that in terms of absolute hard power, he really lacks the ability to suppress bat mites.

Not only will delaying time not increase his chances of winning, but it will also make Bat Mite more and more obsessed, and play more and more without thinking, letting himself go, and in the end, no one knows what kind of trouble he will cause.

So, instead of doing this, why not...

Chen Tao turned his head and met the flickering eyes of his Diana.

A huge feeling of embarrassment spread between the two of them. At this time, Chen Tao and Diana no longer ran away, and the group of brides were stopped outside by a protective shield created by bat mites.

They kept knocking hard on the glass-like lid, and everyone showed a kind of victim running to stop it. The heroine was in a hurry to meet the yellow-haired man, but our friends, the behavior patterns of these villain brides were set by Bat-Mite, and they were uncontrollable. They were actors temporarily captured by Bat-Mite in the super-time stream.

Most of them, Doomsday, or Poison Ivy in a certain timeline - they have nothing to do with Batman or Wonder Woman. The urgency they show is fake, and their bullying is fake. It is a role-playing plot made up by Bat-Mite.

But Merciless Iron Fist, our friend, you...

"Damn it!" Wu Mian Iron Fist swung his knife suddenly and chopped at the transparent barrier created by the bat mite. Then, the blade bounced high up as if it had chopped a rubber tire.

The next second, his figure flashed, as if he was planning to leave this unbreakable barrier and rush over to kill Chen Tao's relatives and friends who were still fighting with his Amazon undead. Since he couldn't take revenge on Batman, he might as well kill his relatives and friends.

But soon, Wuqing Iron Fist found himself hitting the transparent barrier again. Bat-Mite appeared beside him with a snap: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm Batman, the Batman of the fifth dimension. I always think things through, just like Batman. You're also Bruce, you can't even see this, right?"

Wumin Tiegan said nothing. He swung his knife again, and after several consecutive slashes at the barrier that trapped him, he finally realized that it was futile, and finally gave up the meaningless slashing behavior. Instead, he turned to face Chen Tao and Diana, standing there with a gloomy face, staring at Chen Tao and Diana like a door god.

Chen Tao shifted his gaze somewhat unnaturally. He was not afraid that Wumin Iron Fist would rush up and chop him, but the other party's terrifying look of glaring at him made him feel uncomfortable, especially when he knew what to do next.

Chen Tao really didn’t think that much.

You see. His attitude in the past was to solve problems as soon as they occurred, to solve them in the fastest, most convenient and easiest way. Ethics or methods were never issues that Chen Tao would consider - unless they really broke the bottom line of human ethics.

As long as Batman ends this farce, Chen Tao will be able to free up his hands and lead his friends and family to completely encircle and wipe out the Merciless Iron Fist. Then he can guide Bat-Mite to give the Laughing Bat a big surprise.

There are only so many things the Laughing Bat can do. Bat-Mite is a five-dimensional creature that remains in its prime in reality. Even if Emperor Clown completely came down from the hyper-time stream, he might not be a match for Bat-Mite. After all, Emperor Clown only has 99.9% of the power of the Troublemaker, which is still 0.1%. He is still incomplete.

What's the big deal about a kiss? If Bat-Mite can really end this farce as he promised, compared with the many benefits such as saved time and faster response to the Laughing Bat Project, this kiss doesn't seem to be worth hesitating about.

You see, Chen Tao usually doesn't consider other people's opinions. He is always better at acting first and asking for permission later. If necessary, he has no bottom line in twisting his companions' minds. In this regard, he has gone even further than Batman in the main universe.

When dealing with Darkseid, he was even able to directly use nanorobots to influence Hal's thinking. The Batman of the main universe would not do such a thing, and even if he did, it would cause a split in the Justice League.

In the long history of the DC main universe, the last time heroes tampered with their companions' minds was in "Identity Crisis", which split the Justice League and directly led to the main universe Batman believing that all his teammates were untrustworthy. He then began to stay in the Batcave and build Brother Eyes. After it was finally built, AI rebelled and was used by Maxwell Lord to create "Infinite Crisis"...

What followed was a series of earth-shattering events, which was nothing like Chen Tao's universe, where Hal just laughed it off and sulked on his own and the whole thing was over.

Chen Tao knew that the heroes in his universe were good at forgiving others. If he directly and forcefully asked Wonder Woman to do him this favor, uh... maybe she wouldn't refuse?

There's no point in refusing anyway. Chen Tao can just act first and report later. At worst, he can apologize to Diana like he did to Hal.

But for some reason, he felt a little embarrassed and didn't want to do that in such a matter.

He just wanted to seem less… businesslike, he knew.

Chen Tao's Diana didn't speak.

She stood there like a goose, stretching out her slender neck like a swan, and made a confused sound:

"what?"

Then Chen Tao heard her say: "Uh, I'm not sure... But in this case... Although I think... uh."

Only then did Diana realize that she was still wearing the wedding dress, and there was not a single hole in it.

Bat-Mite snapped his fingers and Chen Tao looked down to see that his Batman uniform had been transformed into a black suit worn by a groom.

Wonder Woman Diana's originally ordinary wedding dress was turned into a gold-edged one by Bat-Mite with a snap of his fingers, and she also wore a wedding veil.

Bat-Mite instantly dressed up as a priest, grew larger and stood among them.

"Hey, why?" Bat-Mite said, "Is it that difficult? You guys are progressing so slowly."

He raised his upturned nose, then snapped back to his small form, stretched out his tiny hand, and raised a tiny finger: "If the world is a comic book, the comic is almost halfway through, and your progress is still this far."

He gestured with a zero, and then said in a tone that seemed to be aimed at him: "Even if we don't consider the opinions of comic readers, from the perspective of comic writers, this is definitely an unhealthy structure."

He said, “So you understand?”

He crossed his arms and then folded them: "So I had to do that because I couldn't help it, yeah."

He nodded, and then said: "Either you kiss her, and I will help you advance the progress a lot, or..."

Chen Tao knew that Bat Mite was going to come up with another unreliable and outrageous option, but he still pricked up his ears uncontrollably and listened.

Then he heard Bat-Mite reach out and point at the Bride of Doom who was still desperately smashing the transparent barrier outside:

"I'll let the Bride of Doom kiss you. You take your pick."

"Ouch! Ouch!"

And Doomsday next to him also cooperated by making a series of ghostly howling sounds.

At this time, most of the villain brides gave up the option of attacking the transparent barrier after discovering that they had no ability to open the transparent glass can made by Batman.

As Bat-Mite focused its energy on asking Batman and Wonder Woman to kiss, Bat-Mite's control over them weakened slightly, at least it no longer forced them to keep knocking on the barrier.

So most of the villain brides put down their weapons like the Merciless Iron Fist at this time. Or maybe Batman also created a barrier for them like the Merciless Iron Fist, forcing them to watch the ceremony, so they couldn't leave Chen Tao and Diana's side to attack Chen Tao's relatives and friends who were still fighting the Amazon ghosts.

The Cruel Knight not far away seemed to have recovered from being flattened, but he soon faced Wonder Queen and Wonder Woman Laughing. The two Wonder Women joined forces and beat him up so hard that he crawled on the ground. He was completely unable to fight head-on and could only use kite tactics.

Outside the transparent barrier, only the confused Bride of Doomsday was still trying hard to hammer the transparent barrier with her fists, but the barrier couldn't be broken. Bat-Mite considerately snapped his fingers, and a flower appeared in Doomsday's hand, making him look like a radical wedding robber holding a bunch of flowers.

Chen Tao still did not take any action.

"I'm almost dying of anxiety." said Bat Mite.

He said: "Why is this so? Aren't most of the Batmans in parallel universes supposed to be dudes..."

Then he paused in the middle of his words.

"Damn it, you're a little virgin," he said.

"???"

"I just reviewed the past history of your timeline. Although you dated many people, you never spent the night with them. Instead, you found an excuse to give them away as gifts. After a certain incident, you never had any disguised behavior with any socialites again. Hey, that's not right... You are not the same Bruce as before."

Bat-Mite scratched his chin.

"You have Damian, but you have no experience with women... Then I can't be wrong if I look at it, so where did Damian come from?"

Bat-Mite examined Chen Tao for a while and said, "I didn't pay much attention to you before, but you are such a strange Batman... Your past and present are incompatible."

Then he looked at Diana next to Chen Tao.

"What about this Wonder Woman? I remember that most Wonder Women's first love is..."

Then he was like pickled vegetables.

"Oh hell, the first love of Wonder Woman in this parallel universe never even started! She can only be considered an ordinary friend with Colonel Steve Trevor, and even your interactions are getting less and less, almost gone..."

Bat-Mite held his head and said, "What the hell, you are some rare blank slate in the entire multiverse?"

Then he angrily sat down cross-legged in the air: "It's up to you, do whatever you want, I just have one request."

Chen Tao stopped talking.

So in the end he could only turn his head to look at Wonder Woman Diana and coughed slightly.

"What do you want to do, Bat?" Chen Tao heard her voice.

Chen Tao took a deep breath.

He said, “You know what I want to do.”

"I don't know what you're trying to do," Diana said, and then she laughed: "Well, it sounds like a tongue twister."

"The current situation is that we really need Bat Mite to let us go." Chen Tao said stumblingly: "Therefore..."

Then he saw Diana, who seemed to be smiling.

"Well, keep talking."

Bat-Mite interrupted loudly, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? You two are just talking too much. To be honest, I've always been wondering what your relationship is."

"Shut up." Chen Tao and Wonder Woman turned around and said to Bat-Mite.

Bat-Mite made a lip-pulling motion.

Chen Tao looked at Diana. To be honest, he had some vague thoughts like this, but he knew...

He knew that once he had such an idea, it meant that he would have to take responsibility. It was no longer the same responsibility as facing the entire Justice League, but another kind of relationship that was more worthy of trust and entrustment.

He can deceive Green Lantern Hal without any scruples just for the ultimate victory, without any guilt in his heart. He can tell his teammates that he might die without any scruples. In every deepest midnight, he knows that he can always go forward without hesitation.

But what if...

But if he did that, if he was determined to take that step, take that step towards Wonder Woman Diana.

He will no longer be able to tell himself that he may die, and he will no longer be able to try to carry the weight of the world on his own. He will have to share his life with others, and once he does that, his life will no longer belong entirely to him.

He might willingly put on shackles that he shouldn't have put on, and he might hesitate for half a second before charging.

At every crossroads filled with swords, flames, and fateful decisions, Chen Tao had to carry the heavy burden together with another person.

In every darkest moment, I mean, he can no longer tell himself calmly:

"I am ready to leave at any time."

He never thought about whether he should or should not do that.

All of this may be a shackle for him, and it may also be a shackle for another person.

Chen Tao knew that thinking so much seemed a little ridiculous and self-indulgent, but he knew that this was a decision and once made, there would be no regrets.

Chen Tao took another deep breath: "I mean, if you find it a little unacceptable..."

The next second, Chen Tao's mouth was blocked by red lips.