What bad intentions could Batman have?.

Although Bat-Mite heard such harsh words from Batman, in fact he was not that worried.

For him, Batman couldn't possibly harm him anyway. Even if the other party had some way to trap him, it would only be temporary and would only add interesting colors to Bat-Mite's boring life.

When you're facing a character who can never really hurt you, it's hard to feel any fear or anything. It's like when you're watching a horror movie, no matter how scary the ghost is, when you realize, "Ah, it turns out that the ghost on TV can't rush out and kill me," all that's left in your heart is a sense of excitement.

This is Bat-Mite's current mental state. He is just looking forward to seeing what tricks Batman can come up with that will surprise him. Then he will use his five-dimensional divine power to create an even more interesting change based on this trick that will surprise him even more.

"Tell me quickly, Bat-Mite, can I limit your fifth-dimensional divine power?"

Bat Mite turned around and looked to see if there was anyone behind him. After making sure that there was no one behind him, he turned his head to look at Chen Tao and said, "Are you sure? Are you sure you are asking me?"

He said: "I won't answer such questions from you. Even though you are my idol, the longer the fan meeting time is, the better! Do you want a stronger enemy? Batman should defeat a strong enemy..."

Chen Tao saw that the five-dimensional little devil's attention had drifted away from his topic, and he was afraid that he would snap his fingers again and bring out some difficult villain from some unknown corner of the super-time stream, such as the Amojo robot in its prime. He was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped the other party and abruptly brought the topic back.

"There's no need for that. Those scumbags are not worthy to be my opponents, Batman!" Chen Tao pointed at the group of Batman's brides who were still fighting with Chen Tao's relatives and friends.

Chen Tao and his allied cute penguin were riding on the butt of the penguin bride. They raised the electrified umbrella and aimed it at the vital point, electrocuting the penguin bride so that she screamed in ecstasy.

The poisonous tips on their umbrellas were pulled off and thrown aside. It seems that the Penguin Man understands the Penguin Man and knows which one is the most dangerous. To be honest, although the Penguin Man of Lianmeng has been a good man for a long time, his fighting power should not be underestimated.

Even though his fighting ability had declined due to lack of training, the most important thing was that he was equipped with a lot of black technology provided by Lucius.

Relying on these, and the fact that the Penguin Bride was wearing a baggy wedding dress that was in the way, he was able to suppress the opponent.

Similar to the Penguin is the Two-Face Man... no, it should be said that the Five-Face Man.

In the main universe, Batman's most classic way to deal with Two-Face is to suddenly throw a bunch of coins at Two-Face when he's tossing a coin, making him unable to tell which one is his own, and then causing his brain to crash. This classic move was replicated by Five-Face, so now Two-Face's bride is looking for her own coins all over the floor, and Five-Face is also lying on the floor, picking up his dice.

Killer Croc is dealing with his corresponding Killer Croc Bride... Due to the spatial ability of Red of All Creatures, even though Killer Croc Bride surpasses Killer Croc in brute strength, she is still played around by him. He is now riding on the opponent's back, like a pervert forcibly riding on a horse girl, and is in a situation where he is unable to get off the tiger.

Then there's Jason the Red Hood, who faces off against an alternate universe version of himself, the Arkham Knight.

It looked like they had been fighting for a while, but there was no way they could break through.

Arkham Knight is also a version of Jason Todd, the second-generation Robin. Although he is wearing a wedding dress, his superb fighting skills allow him to turn the wedding dress into a weapon that will not be damaged, or will automatically repair itself even if it is damaged.

They were evenly matched at the beginning, but the Arkham Knight was basically the better. This guy was too good at fighting, and his fighting skills were one smooth little combo after another. Chen Tao's Red Hood took out a gun, and the opponent took out a gun twice as big as his. Gradually, he couldn't stand it anymore and was completely at a disadvantage.

Until Chen Tao's Red Hood suddenly had an idea and reached out from his belt to take out a large ball of mud face, and then gave the mud face an injection of Bane's previous modified Titan venom.

Soon, under the strengthening of Titan Venom, the body tissues of these Mudfaces proliferated rapidly, and then Arkham Knight Jason faced Mudface disguised as Batman with tearful eyes. Arkham Knight had never seen this before, and was instantly forcibly controlled by the other party's words "I love you Jason", and then was punched in the face by Chen Tao's Red Hood, and was immediately defeated.

Is there actually an Arkham version of Jason the Arkham Knight? Chen Tao recognized the other person at a glance, because the Arkham Knight in the main universe is a woman and has nothing to do with Jason. And all the superheroes and villains in the Arkham world are almost one of the strongest versions in terms of fighting ability.

But in Bat-Mite's judgment, is Arkham Knight also considered a villain? Poor Jason, he has been classified as a bad guy.

"Look at these losers." Chen Tao acted out in grief beside Bat-Mite: "What other dangerous villains do you want to find? Isn't it embarrassing to find these villains to fight Batman?"

"So..." Chen Tao said.

"So...?" Bat Mite said with his big, bright eyes flashing, surrounded by a sense of happiness.

"We need a villain who is strong enough to fight a terrifying battle with Batman, so that he can be worthy of our Batman's identity. Our Batman is the best superhero!"

"Yes, yes, Batman is the strongest, Batman is number one!"

"Batman, the strongest, great, owoooooooooooooo!"

Chen Tao kept hypnotizing himself, saying that he was just saying nonsense in order to control Batman, and then Bat-Mite also shouted a few words praising Batman. After holding it in for a while, Bat-Mite still kept on saying praising Batman, so he had to interrupt him.

"Okay, okay, let's continue praising how powerful Batman is. In short, the choice of this villain..."

"It's the Emperor Clown! I'll pull the Emperor Clown over here right now. I can't wait any longer!"

Grass.

Chen Tao was almost wrapped in super speed force, he jumped up and hugged Bat-Mite, he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat, if Bat-Mite snapped his fingers to call Emperor Clown over, then it would be easier to invite a god than to send him away, and then Bat-Mite would fight with Emperor Clown again, the two of them would fight to the point of destroying the avenue, right?

Chen Tao was not joking. He had read the comic "The Sixth Dimension" in his previous life. The Six-Dimensional God World Caster controlled the Troublemaker and wanted to erase reality. Bat-Mite tried to stop them. The two of them used reality as a blackboard to erase it. If the same thing happened to Chen Tao, he would not be able to bear it.

"Of course not the Emperor Joker. I mean this candidate is far away and close at hand."

"Where is it? Where is it?" Bat-Mite jumped up and down, but then he saw the look in Chen Tao's eyes as he looked at his face, and he finally realized a little bit.

"You mean... me?"

"Yes." Chen Tao nodded.

"Don't be kidding me, I'm Batman's most loyal fan, not a Batman hater."

Bat-Mite flatly refused: "I will not be a villain for Batman, even pretending to be a villain is unacceptable."

"Of course not a villain, but a great test." Chen Tao said: "Batman is now facing a terrible crisis. His enemies are evil and cruel. He must find the fifth-dimensional creature Bat-Mite to help him defeat the evil enemy together."

Chen Tao spoke to Bat Mite in a coaxing tone, and his voice sounded like a primitive man telling a horror story on the stone wall.

"A test of the fifth dimension. Only if Batman defeats you with his wisdom can he get your help and defeat the evil boss. And you will become Batman's most loyal partner and most trusted comrade-in-arms-"

During this speech, Chen Tao gradually increased his tone and raised his voice, finally raising the tone of his last sentence to the highest pitch:

"You will defeat the evil and powerful enemy together with Batman, and then in front of countless people..."

Chen Tao originally wanted to say that he would welcome flowers and applause, but at the last moment he came to his senses and realized that everything had to go according to the expectations of Batman fans.

"Then I shook my sleeves in front of countless people and told them, I am the night, I am revenge, I am Batman! And then I disappeared into the night!"

When Chen Tao saw the bat mite's eyes begin to glow - in a physical sense, his eyes turned into two searchlights.

"Very good, so what do you need me to do with you now?"

"Bat-Mite sets a test for Batman before he joins his team, and he's willing to give Batman a little tip."

"Ha!" Bat-Mite said, "Don't try to fool me. You want to use some language trap to trick me into reading my name backwards and then banish me back to the fifth dimension. You all do that to troublemakers, but troublemakers often go back voluntarily, so sometimes they don't reject your plans, but I'm different!"

Bat-Mite said: "Are you talking about the CPU... or the GPU? Anyway, this is complete bullshit."

He said, "You're not going to convince me that the game doesn't play by your rules, it plays by mine."

"But you have to at least give me a chance against you." Then he heard Batman say, "Why would I call myself Batman if Batman doesn't try to find intelligence and then use intelligence to defeat my enemies?

"What on earth are you going to do?"

"Don't worry about me. Just know that I will win. Now you must tell me how to use the power of the Dark Multiverse Dragon to disintegrate the effects of the fifth-dimensional magic on the fourth-dimensional world."

Chen Tao said, "Zatanna once commented on the power of you five-dimensional creatures. It is all magic in nature, and I need to know the counter-spell of magic."

"There is no counter-spell. Our power is magic, but not entirely magic. It is the ability to modify reality, the power of a higher dimension. These powers do not have any real counter-spells."

Bat-Mite said, "If you must know, then I can teach you a little bit about how to modify reality using your Dark Multiverse Dragon ability."

So he did that, and after a while, Chen Tao nodded.

"I see. Surprisingly easy."

The bat mite beside him showed a smile unique to five-dimensional creatures.

OvO.

"Okay, I've given you the instructions on how to do it. You can now interfere with our five-dimensional divine power a little, but only to a certain extent. This is not enough to give you the power to resist. These are just some small tricks, and they require 1/4 of the Dark Multiverse Dragon to perform."

Bat Mite said this while asking expectantly:

"So how are you going to deal with me? Have you prepared any plans in advance? What plans can be used to deal with five-dimensional creatures? Batman always has a plan, I know this too well, I'm so looking forward to it!"

"Okay."

He heard Batman's voice.

The next second, Chen Tao rushed directly towards the Bride of Doomsday.

He passed through the transparent barrier, the technique the bat-mite had taught him working.

He charged straight at… well, he charged straight at the Bride of Doom.

He grabbed the Bride of Doom's head, but instead of attacking her, he pursed his lips and kissed her.

Oh, so it was a kiss, not a headbutt, nor an attack.

Wait, what did I see?

"????"

Bat-Mite didn't realize what was happening for a second, then he saw Batman and the Bride of Doom's mouths getting closer and closer.

He wouldn't be disgusting enough to do something like that.

No one can accept Batman doing such a disgusting thing. It is extremely OOC and shatters Batman's heroic image.

Bat-Mite thought so in his heart, but in the long time it took the speedster to react, Batman kissed him without hesitation.

Getting closer and closer.

Getting closer.

No, what are you thinking about? Are you really going to kiss a big monster with bone spurs all over his face and wearing a wedding dress?

How can you eat this? Ugh!

Bat-Mite felt like he was going blind just thinking about what would happen if they actually kissed.

Bat-Mite's face turned red when he saw Doomsday, why are you blushing?

Oh no, Batman threw some Clayface at Doomsday's face, and these creatures colluded with the nanobots to show two plateau reds on the opponent's face.

Even more disgusting, shit.

He knew what Batman was doing, Batman was forcing him on purpose, and he knew that as a Batman fan he would never be able to accept seeing this scene. Bat-Mite wanted to use teleportation magic to send the Bride of Doom back to his own time point...

Well, the other party has just learned a new technique on how to stop five-dimensional magic.

"Gah! I don't want to see this!" Bat Mite was so mad that he almost scratched his eyes out, and finally shouted:

"Stop it now, I give up!"