What bad intentions could Batman have?.

What's the hardest part about kissing an ugly monster with a face full of spurs?

If Chen Tao were to speak, he would say that the biggest difficulty is probably that the kiss is not fast enough.

I was shy when I kissed Wonder Woman, but I pouted when I kissed Doomsday.

This was definitely a technical job, and he knew that the moment he started pouting, he would have to control every tiniest expression on his face to prevent the bat mite from thinking "there's a chance he might not do that."

But soon Chen Tao found out that he was flirting with the blind man. Bat Mite was going crazy when he saw him trying to kiss her, and he didn't pay much attention to whether he was pretending or really intended to do so.

In the 5th dimension.

With a bang, Bat-Mite appeared on a huge podium, with a huge crowd of Batman fans below.

These fans were wearing various Batman costumes, and there was even one cosplaying as the Batman Who Laughs, one of which was Batman holding a small skeleton.

This is a world of imagination, and these fans are not real people. They are just reflections of the imagination of creatures from other dimensions formed in the fifth dimension.

For example, the black man in front of me wearing a bat mask has a gold chain around his neck that a hip-hop singer would wear.

He must be a huge fan of some parallel universe Batman and also a black rapper.

At this moment, he was dreaming, and his imagination was summoned by the bat mite from the lower dimension to form this image in the fifth dimension. He did not know that he had traveled to the fifth dimension in his dream, but only regarded it as a small divergence of imagination at night.

For example, this Batman fan holding a little skeleton in a maid costume...

Bat-Mite created this scene in an attempt to get some input from other Batman fans.

Behind him, a huge screen read:

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Inside the huge press conference-like hall created by Bat-Mite, the Batman fan holding the skeleton raised his hand.

Bat-Mite flew to the podium and planned to sit down, but soon found that the seat was too low. So he snapped his fingers, and soon a pile of Batman comics appeared on his seat to make it easier to raise his seat, helping Bat-Mite maintain his dignity as a speaker.

Oh, by the way, those comics are:

Batman: Year One

The Dark Knight Returns

Batman: The Killing Joke

Batman: Endgame

Batman: Dark Victory

The Fate of the Caped Crusader

"Ahem." Bat-Mite tried the microphone in the huge conference room and made a loud noise:

"Okay, what's your question?"

he asked.

The Batman fan holding the skeleton stood up from the crowd. Beside him were other fans of different heights, weights and shapes, cosplaying as Batman, as if it was a comic convention.

Bat Mite noticed that he had deliberately drawn two slightly upward smiles on the corners of his mouth, which immediately made Bat Mite's eyes look dangerous.

You're not cosplaying as the Laughing Bat, you idiot! That's pure blasphemy!

This is a gathering of Batman fans, and the Batman Who Laughs is sitting at the table with the kids.

He saw the Batman fan raise the Skeleton figurine in his hand slightly and a smile appeared on his face.

The bat mite's gaze became even more dangerous.

However, soon after, what the fan said changed his opinion of the other party.

"I think the best role for Batman is the gritty urban detective."

The Batman fan holding Mr. Skeleton said that while he was talking, the glasses and Batman helmet on his face kept falling down, and he had to repeatedly use his hands to adjust his glasses, while he was holding a little skeleton toy in his hand, which made him look like he was constantly kissing the skeleton.

Uh, that's a bit perverted.

But what he said was full of Batman's originalism and sharp criticism of lawful justice:

"But now you're asking him to deal with the wedding scene and the Bride of Doom. Sorry, this is not the Batman in my mind!"

Batman originalism refers to the movement of Batman followers who try to return the image of Batman to its original beliefs. Simply put, they advocate that "if he is not Batman in the slightest, then he is not Batman."

Therefore, within the Batman fan community, they are the ones who occupy the moral high ground. If they point out that the Batman you like is not like the real Batman, most people will be speechless and have to agree with what they say.

The comment made by the fan holding the skeleton decoration caused a buzz of discussion at the scene. Behind the Bat-Mite podium, a group of Batman fans who were not wearing Batman uniforms discussed with each other:

"…He might be right, we need to test it…"

"...If that's the case, then maybe..."

Bat-Mite turned his eyes for help to a man on the stage who looked a bit like Frank Miller.

(Note: Frank Miller, Batman comics screenwriter)

Then he soon received a note from the other party.

Bat Mite took it hastily, snapped his fingers, conjured up a pair of glasses, put them on his upturned nose, and then read mercilessly:

"Batman's rich history allows it to be interpreted in many ways, and this is a more lighthearted version, for sure, but it doesn't deviate from the core premise of the character, a protector of a city and a world who can never retire."

Bat-Mite added: "And there's no daddy and mommy, this is Batman."

Bat-Mite's speech caused a chaotic noise from below again, so he finally broke down: "I think this is Batman is Batman!"

Such a chaotic and neutral speech was met with boos from the audience, but then Bat-Mite disappeared in the fifth dimension with a bang, leaving only one sentence:

"But I don't think Batman would kiss Doomsday, dammit!"

Amidst the arguments and curses of Batman fans, Bat-Mite reappeared in reality. Just before Batman kissed the Bride of Doomsday, he hit poor Doomsday with an uppercut, sending her flying like a comet.

Doomsday from the main universe is also a dangerous opponent. He is in the prime of his new role and is about to kill Superman on the main universe's timeline, but in front of a five-dimensional creature like Bat-Mite, he is still as fragile as a baby.

With a bang, the Bride of Doom fell to the ground and disappeared without a trace.

"Where did he go?" Chen Tao asked.

"Go back to where you came from." Bat-Mite said like a defeated rooster: "Don't worry, I will repair the disrupted timeline and let them go back to the moment they left. The new timeline created after they left will be erased, the super time flow will be repaired, and there will be no problems."

"That's good." Chen Tao nodded, and then asked: "Then his wedding dress..."

Bat-Mite stiffened.

Then he exploded on the spot, and then reappeared: "It has been repaired, but there is no need for me to do it. His clothes fell off during the transmission process. He was not wearing them, and Superman thought they were scattered clothes in the ruins."

"Batman, you don't have to mess up the script I prepared..."

The two of them were still talking. Both Chen Tao and Bat Mite had thought everything through, but they both forgot one thing.

Erase the memory of the Bride of Doom.

Chen Tao took it for granted that since Bat-Mite said he would take care of everything, he would not forget to erase his memory, right?

Bat-Mite also took it for granted that if he forgot something important, Batman would definitely remind him directly, right? Then he could recall it. If even a superhero like Batman forgot something, it must not be something important.

But it's a pity...

Both of them thought so, and they temporarily forgot about this important issue.

"Does this fit your image? You totally..."

Bat Mite was still talking and didn't notice the dangerous look in Chen Tao's eyes at all. The next second, he was wrapped in red bat speed force and appeared like lightning next to the Penguin Bride who was still trapped in the transparent barrier.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, the barrier created by the bat mite was broken. The bat mite itself taught him this.

He lifted up the hapless Penguin Bride, then opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue.

Under the change of the red power of all living things, his tongue suddenly became longer and bigger. When it stood up, it was like a huge mattress.

Seeing such a horrifying ghost thing raised high up and licking towards her, the Penguin Bride was almost scared to death. She struggled desperately, and then Chen Tao "accidentally" let him escape from her hands. Immediately, the two of them chased each other and crawled all over the ground.

The tongue grew larger and longer, with saliva and barbs in its mouth, and even Darkseid's bride, who was not far away, turned pale, and her obsidian-like black face turned a little yellow.

Bat-Mite yelled "Stop biting your teeth" and sent the Penguin's bride back, then turned around and saw Batman trying to lick Two-Face's bride.

Bat-Mite rushed over to prevent Two-Face's bride from having to bathe in saliva. He shouted angrily at Batman:

"Hey, you can't do such a disgusting thing, it doesn't fit your Batman image!"

But Batman didn't listen to what he said at all. Soon, the bride of Lex Luthor from a certain timeline of the main universe became the new victim. Bat-Mite tried his best to stop this cruel act before Batman's sticky tongue licked Luthor's smooth boiled egg, but what followed was an even deeper hell.

During this period, it's not that there were no brides who wanted to resist. For example, Darkseid's bride, the weakest Darkseid that Bat-Mite found in the history of the main universe, would never accept being licked by a sticky tongue.

He directly used Omega rays to burn half of Chen Tao's tongue, but Chen Tao soon cut off his own tongue and licked him again. If it was a normal confrontation, Darkseid could not do this, but Chen Tao insisted on fighting in such an abnormal way as licking people, so it took some extra effort.

In this way, every time Chen Tao licked one, the Bat Mite sent one back. In the end, he even felt that such a big tongue was too slow to lick, so he controlled the tongue to grow many small tentacles and licked seven or eight different villain brides at the same time. He was not worried that the Bat Mite would not be able to deliver the brides to him. The only thing he could do was not to want to deliver the brides to him.

Finally, in the end, Chen Tao withdrew his magical powers, leaving only the bat mite sitting on a pile of empty protective shields, looking like a bereaved mother.

"It's gone, all gone. Look what you have done. The wedding scene and the script I carefully prepared are now ruined."

Bat Mite turned his head, like a wronged child, with big tears welling up in his eyes.

I feel so wronged.

He was kind enough to help Batman write a perfect and interesting script, but Batman didn't appreciate it at all and did such a disgusting thing to destroy the script. He didn't like it at all!

At this time, the wedding scene he created was still the same scene, but there was no bride. It was so sad.

"Hey, hey, bat-mite."

Bat-Mite then hears Batman say to him: "If you truly respect my abilities…."

"Oh, of course, of course, you know I'm Batman." Bat-Mite smiled immediately after hearing this. He was a little sad just now because he was forced to teleport those brides back, but now he began to be happy.

"Then you don't want me to waste them on a meaningless fight, do you?"

"Uh, yes, yes." Bat-Mite raised his eyebrows slightly.

"And you're my fan, and Batman's best friend and helper, right?"

"um, yes."

"So we both agree that you should stop this behavior and join me in dealing with the real enemy, don't we?"

"Yes, but I still think you need me to help you arrange a good script and then fight..."

Before Bat-Mite could finish his words, he saw Chen Tao handing him a green bat dart.

"I'm giving you an authentic batarang. It's the one and only batarang of the kind-hearted Batman who laughs. It has my autograph on it, saying Batman."

"make a deal!"

Bat Mite smiled happily, took the dart, and then snapped his fingers, and all the wedding utensils on the scene disappeared in an instant.

"So where should we go?"

he asked happily.

Oh my god, it's finally over.

Chen Tao thought that most of his time was spent on Bat-Mite, the weird little devil from the fifth dimension. He didn't know what troubles the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Clown would cause him.

But I finally...

But just as he thought of this, he turned around and saw the furious bat mite.

"I heard what you were thinking."

"And I'm... angry."