Infinite delusion begins with Leo

After some entanglement, Kazuma successfully extorted all of Eris's net worth, totaling 9 Eris.

That's right, this country's currency is named after the goddess Eris. Her followers were so wide that they once reached the point where the citizens of Belzegu couldn't put it down, which shows the intensity of their faith.

At this time, Eris finally redeemed her fatness, but she couldn't be happy at all. She even wanted to cry. She felt that the brave man in front of her was a bottomless sinkhole. Just one look at it could make the gods' eyes blur. black.

As a professional protector of the unreliable goddess Aqua, I couldn't help but feel a little powerless at this moment, and even had the urge to change jobs.

"If the guess is true, then maybe I can." As if thinking of something beautiful, Eris lowered his head, his shoulders shaking slightly.

Kazuma, who was looking at her from the side, had trembling eyes, because the beautiful female thief in front of him gave him an inexplicably familiar feeling of déjà vu, which was the remnant he felt from the mentally retarded goddess and the middle-class mage.

No, in such a big different world, why are there always these weird people of the opposite sex around him?

At this moment, Darkness also came up with a blushing face, and said expectantly: "Kazuma, although you are a perverted scumbag who likes to take advantage of others, I really want to join you. Team, please give me a chance, please!”

This one is even more heavyweight!

(True_): “Verbal wow!

He refused very simply. There were already enough perverts in his team, and he really couldn't bear the strange teammates.

"Ahhhh!"

Darkness seemed to have been under an unspeakable mental attack, her face turned red and she was filled with shame: "You actually refused without hesitation! I really saw you right!"

Looking at the beautiful female knight in front of her with a look of enjoyment and excitement, Sato Kazuma's face was a little distorted. This person is not good, very bad. He is completely hopeless. He is just a pervert and jerking off!

And he has had enough of this life in another world!

"My life in another world shouldn't be like this!!"

After letting out the wail of a defeated dog, Sato Kazuma rushed towards the Adventurer's Guild with tears in his eyes. Eris and Darkness, who were blushing, also quickly followed.

"God, save me!"

The Adventurer's Guild, located in the northwest corner of Axel Town, is bustling with activity. In addition to accepting daily tasks, it also provides food, accommodation and drinks. Therefore, there is no shortage of adventurers in strange costumes 24 hours a day.

Li Xiu looked around and saw the blue-haired water goddess in the crowd holding a fan and performing a water-wetting performance. He also saw the mage Huihui sitting alone in the corner practicing the second pose.

He nodded, did not bother, and walked to the mission reception desk on the side. There sat a sweet-looking golden-haired Hunqi. Li Xiu asked himself that he was not an LSP, but this person was really exaggerated. It would be hard for a serious person not to notice. .

"Hello, do you need anything?"

"I want to register as an adventurer."

The blond receptionist was not surprised by this, and politely told Li Xiu that it was not difficult to become an adventurer, but he needed to pay a registration fee and qualification test. Those with high qualifications could switch to high-level professions for free, while those with low qualifications would need to make his own decisions. Whether to become an ordinary adventurer.

Li Xiu nodded, reached out and took out a fist-sized piece of natural gold nugget from his arms and placed it on the counter: "Is this OK?"

The receptionist was stunned for a moment, then said with an unusually bright smile: "You are joking, of course it is okay. We will exchange the corresponding amount for you, but there will be a 3% handling fee. Can you accept it?"

"can."

Seeing Li Xiu nodding in agreement, the receptionist's smile was even more charming, which was very realistic.

Immediately, he stretched out his little hand and held up the nugget gold with some difficulty. After weighing and identifying it, after excluding the handling fee, a total of 5002 million Eris was exchanged.

It sounds like a lot, but in fact the value of Eris is about the same as the purchasing power of the Japanese yen. It is difficult to buy a larger house in this prosperous novice village.

But it also depends on who you are competing with. There are at least a few adventurers who are close, and they are breathing heavily.

Um? Why is there still a strange moaning/panting sound inside?

He turned around and saw that at some point, Gui Zhuzhen was already standing behind him, looking at the 5000 million in money on the counter with golden eyes, his mouth was watering, and even the gasping sounds were made by him.

Li Xiu: "."

The scene was so unsightly that he couldn't hold it back and complained harshly: "This special meow has something to do with you. Why are you so excited!?"

Ziliu~

Sato Kazuma wiped the saliva that overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and his remaining conscience made him turn his head shyly: "No, no, don't get me wrong, I'm just happy for your wealth."

So happy for you sister!

The quarrel here quickly attracted the attention of everyone in the guild. The poor adventurers' eyes widened on the spot, they swallowed furiously, and they all stood up and came over.

"This handsome young man, our team is short of people right now~" A big sister holding a magic wand looked at Li Xiu and licked her bright red lips.

A bald muscular man quit his job and raised his arms and shouted: "We are in need too!"

Aqua, the goddess of water, also came to join in the fun. She stood behind the crowd and couldn't see what was happening in front of her, but it didn't stop her from raising her little hands and shouting: "Me too."

Li Xiu couldn't help but look at the monster in front of him with pain. He knew that this guy was a scam, but he didn't expect it to be so cheating. The scene turned into a monster before he knew it.

"Ahem, please be quiet. This gentleman has not completed the attribute test yet." The receptionist bowed politely to everyone. The male adventurers shut up when they saw this scene. After all, they are all civilized players and they do not understand. Xuan, no one wants to misunderstand anyone.

Li Xiu rolled his eyes, restrained most of the energy aura, spread the energy collected in this world throughout his body, pretended to be a local, and put his hand on the blue crystal ball.

hum-

The crystal ball instantly bloomed with a strong blue halo, and the fine blue light spots gathered into a beam of shimmering light. They wrote back and forth on the adventurer card at the bottom to form a string of data, and Li Xiu also felt that he seemed to be connected to the card. Some kind of connection was made.

"Okay, thank you for your cooperation." The receptionist picked up the card and looked at it. He suddenly said in surprise: "Ah, why is the name so vague? Let's look at the attributes... ah!!!"

The receptionist screamed and looked at the adventurer card in his hand in disbelief. His eyes shifted back and forth between Li Xiu and the card, and he lost control of his expression!

(Д≡д)! ?

Before Li Xiu could speak, Kazuma on the side couldn't help but ask first: "So you speak up. What's going on? Is it a high-level profession or an ordinary adventurer? Tell me quickly!"

The receptionist swallowed hard and then said in a trembling voice: "Except for the lower luck value, the other attributes are significantly higher than the average!"

"That means it's very powerful?"

"Not only is he awesome, it can be said that except for the profession of businessman, this gentleman is suitable for all high-level professions!"

Sato Kazuma: "."

He was offended because apart from being a businessman, he was not suitable for any other professions.

Ignoring Sato Kazuma's resentful eyes, the receptionist looked at Li Xiu and asked expectantly: "What career do you want to choose?"

"Which profession learns the most magic?"

"High-level professional magician."

"That's it!"

After that, Li Xiu set his sights on Sato Kazuma, with a dangerous light in his eyes: "A ghost Kazuma, right?"

Sato Kazuma nodded, and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, wait, the name Kazuma is mine, but Gui Zhu is a strange prefix. It shouldn't be me. You probably have the wrong person."

"No, I absolutely admit it!" Li Xiu slapped Sato Kazuma on the shoulder. Facing the eager eyes of many adventurers, he said seriously: "I can join your team, and 5000 million will also serve as a team Funds, but in exchange, you, a scumbag of a warrior, need my special training, what do you think, do you agree?"

Sato Kazuma couldn't believe it. He felt like a dream. There was some kind of male god in front of him. He was simply his biological father.

Thinking of the stable life during this period, Kazuma suddenly felt sad in his heart, with tears in his eyes, he bowed to Li Xiu to the end: "I leave everything to you!"

Li Xiu nodded, and a hearty smile appeared on his face: "It's easy to talk, and companions should help each other."

With that said, Li Xiu remotely controlled the stone chamber commander in Gaia's time and space and brought the super 'jeep' in the logistics warehouse into the system space.

"Special training will begin soon!"

"Eh?"