Infinite delusion begins with Leo

In the Adventurer's Guild, at the corner of the long table, the ghost adventure team has assembled.

Kazuma Sato raised his glass and stood up, and introduced himself to Li Xiu solemnly: "My name is Kazuma Sato. I am aboveboard, morally upright, and quick-thinking. I am the soul of the team. Please take care of me!"

Li Xiu looked strange and disgusted. Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?

"Pfft-Kusikus."

Aqua on the side suppressed a smile and stood up. Under her beautiful blue hair, she had a fair and delicate face: "My name is Aqua. I am a highly intelligent high priest in the team. I am good at healing. Magic and support magic, please take care of me.”

Sato Kazuma's face instantly twisted when he heard this. It was only because he pinched his thigh meat hard with his hands where no one could see him that he managed to avoid laughing like a pig on the spot.

However, Aqua still noticed his little move, and immediately said dissatisfied (3): "What do you mean, am I wrong?"

After hearing this, Sato Kazuma turned serious and nodded in response: "Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right, pfft, I'm sorry, I remembered something happy."

Aqua(): "Kazuma!!!"

Next was Megumin. She straightened her clothes and hat first, then poked the ground with her staff diagonally. After taking a good posture, she made a serious statement:

"My name is Huihui. I use the profession of great magician as a springboard. I control the strongest [Explosion Magic]. I only want to kill with one strike. I am the main output of the team. Please take care of me! There is one more thing."

Huihui's face was slightly red, her index fingers pointed, and she said a little embarrassedly: "As long as you can make me full, I will protect you."

The corner of Li Xiu's mouth twitched. This child was starved for three days before joining Kazuma's Ghost Team. He already had psychological problems. And since everyone said so, he might as well say thank you against his will.

"Uh, thank you."

"It doesn't matter, just leave it to me without worry." Hui Hui gave Li Xiu a thumbs up: "But I must eat enough!"

"Uh, okay." Li Xiu couldn't bear to look directly and turned his face away slightly. He suddenly regretted it. He was indeed a little impulsive just now.

"What a heartfelt statement!"

Darkness stood up with a face full of emotion: "My name is Darkness, a senior professional cross knight, pure and pure, I believe in the goddess Eris, I am the TanK of the team!"

Kazuma couldn't help but got angry and loudly BB(╯д): "Please don't just insert yourself into other people's team to talk, I haven't agreed yet!!!"

There is one more thing he didn't say, that is, this pervert, please respect yourself. You are neither pure nor pure. Please apologize to Bingqing Yujie immediately!

Darkness burst into tears when she heard this, and snot bubbles appeared on her beautiful face. She rushed towards Aqua and shook her arm vigorously: "Please, let me join." , please!”

"Ah, ah, ah!"

Aqua, whose IQ was off the line, finally realized that the man in front of her was a high-level Cross Knight, and he wanted to join their team. Isn't this a good thing?

He immediately turned his head and looked at Sato Kazuma with a puzzled look on his face to ask what was going on. The latter, as a bad-mouthed expert, started making sarcastic comments in every possible way on the spot. Darkness not only wasn't angry, but became more and more excited as he listened.

Sato Kazuma pointed at Darkness's red face and said desperately: "Now, you see, this is the reason why I don't agree with her joining!"

Then he leaned close to Aqua's ear and whispered: "She is just a pure douche bag, she is too dangerous, you know."

Aqua, the goddess of water, tapped her lips with her index finger, thought seriously for two seconds, and showed a wise expression.

She turned to Sato Kazuma and nodded seriously. She knew what to do, and immediately reached out to Darkness, touched her head and smiled.

(≧◇≦)ノ(._.): "Welcome to join!"

Kazuma Sato: "Huh????"

Upon seeing this, Aqua immediately curled her lips in disdain: "What does it matter? You are also a pervert. Did I say anything? Bah!"

A hit!

Crazy tulle!

(True): ".Puff"

He was careless, and he was misled by the appearance of this mentally retarded goddess. She was actually the super heavyweight in the team, with a magical mind and a worrying IQ.

After Aqua comforted Darkness, she looked at Li Xiu and said excitedly: "What about you, what are your characteristics?"

"I'm ordinary, nothing special, if you have to say it." Li Xiu said and took out a large piece of gold nugget from his arms, which was bigger than the one on the counter just now, and placed it with a snap. On the table: "I'm rich!"

The four people present all widened their eyes. Megumin rubbed her eyes vigorously. Sato Kazuma even took over the joke thrown by Li Xiu in a trembling tone and loose English: "You are Batman."

After saying that, a vicious dog flew towards him, but was knocked away by Aqua with an elbow. However, the petite Megumin seized the opportunity and took the first step to take the dog-head gold into her arms.

But I still got it~

Li Xiu opened his big hand, and the dog-headed gold immediately returned to the original route, his robe disappeared in a roll, and there was no wrinkle in the thin clothes.

Sato Kazuma realized something, opened his mouth wide, and stammered: "Kong Kong. Space equipment!"

Aqua and Darkness also looked shocked. Megumin was the only one who had no idea about this kind of thing. Poverty makes people have no intention to pay attention to things that are too advanced.

She just stretched out her hand and grabbed the corner of Li Xiu's clothes. When she raised her head, her face was so aggrieved that she was about to cry: "Hey, it wasn't an illusion just now, right? Gold is real, right? It can be exchanged for food, right?"

Li Xiu's eyes twitched, look how hungry this child is!

At this moment, Li Xiu couldn't help but think of his eldest disciple, Xiao Lu, who not only ate a lot but couldn't eat enough, but also regarded junk food as a treasure. His life was miserable before he met Pega.

Poor child!

Li Xiu couldn't help but feel sympathy, and reached out to touch Huihui's little head. Not to mention, it was soft and felt really good.

The latter was stunned for a moment, and his face suddenly turned red. Just when he was about to get angry, he saw Li Xiu reaching out and handing over a golden pimple the size of a longan.

"Take it, go eat something good and see if you lose weight."

Megumin: "."

Again, poverty makes people silent. Without saying a word, she silently took Li Xiu's big hand, put it on her forehead, and rubbed it gently.

Li Xiu: "."

That's not what he meant!

The corner of Li Xiu's mouth twitched, but before he could say anything, a delicate little head with blue hair suddenly came over. It was Aqua. She also took Li Xiu's hand and put it on her forehead. and showed a wise expression.

Sato Kazuma on the side saw this scene, his brows jumped wildly, after a fierce inner struggle, he sighed helplessly, smiled implicitly at Li Xiu, and stretched his head over.

Li Xiu was furious: "Get out!"

In the end, Li Xiu gave everyone a piece of gold to end the head-butt killing. Even the female thief Chris who was joining in the fun was no exception. The value of this piece of gold was about four to five million. Eris or so.

Not too much, not too little, but enough to buy a powerful piece of adventure equipment or live comfortably for two months.

It was also since he possessed Igaurito last time that he had added these precious metals in the system space to prepare for emergencies.

And these things are really picked up casually in the universe. He has seen planets covered with gold. When passing by, he picked up a piece of earth scab. The amount was dozens of tons, and it was enough to be used after purification.

So, in this world where there is a lot of gold regardless of its provenance, he is really rich!

It is said that there is food in hand and no panic in heart. With a huge sum of money in hand, Sato Kazuma stiffened his waist in an instant. He served a table of luxurious dishes arrogantly and arrogantly, which he usually did not dare to take a second look at.

Everyone was not polite and bowed their heads to eat. Li Xiu was also very curious about the food in the alien world. After taking a bite, he couldn't stop eating.

Exotic style, good food first!

But I always felt like something was missing.

He raised his hand and flicked it, and a ray of magic energy penetrated into the void. The next moment, a familiar melody quietly sounded through the Adventurer's Guild.

"Little Adventurer"

(Easter egg chapter has been uploaded)