The mercenary queen traveled through time and space to ancient times and only wanted to farm

Chen Qingye was in a daze, and she seemed to hear someone calling her. She was startled. It was the middle of the night and she couldn't just answer without thinking.

When she heard clearly that it was her grandmother's voice, she jumped out of bed, put on her clothes hastily, and went to open the door with sleepy eyes.

As soon as the door opened, I was slapped in the face.

Chen Qingye asked tearfully, "Grandma, why do you want to hit me..."

Before she finished asking the question, she was stunned: she saw Chen Lai standing at the door, like a wooden stake, emitting a disgusting stench, and there was a pool of golden semi-liquid under her feet.

Chen Qingye's mouth had opened into an "O" shape at this moment. She really wanted to disappear right there, or faint on the spot.

After witnessing grandma’s embarrassing incident, will her life ever be easy from now on?

Just as she was daydreaming, Chen Lai started to scold her:

"You silly girl, why don't you go and prepare some clean clothes and bath water for your grandma?"

She nodded with a look of surprise and confusion, turned sideways and held her breath as she walked past Chen Lai, taking bigger steps. Just like that, she was just a little bit away from stepping on her poop.

Chen Qingye took a deep breath, patted his chest, and ran straight to the kitchen.

I opened the pot and prepared to add water to boil it, and found that there was half a pot of hot water.

She took out the washbasin that her grandmother usually used, filled it with water and brought it to the west bedroom in the main house.

Then he came to the yard and said to Chen Lai: "Grandma, the water is ready."

Chen Lai's face turned red and she walked towards her room cursing, leaving a trail of golden footprints behind her.

Chen Qingye resisted the urge to vomit and shoveled some wood ash onto the ground.

Wait for a while, sweep it clean with a broom, and pour it into the pigpen pool.

After Chen Lai returned to her room, she bolted the door and started cleaning herself.

As she was washing, Chen Lai couldn't hold it anymore, so she just hid in the room like Chen Yaozu, sitting on the toilet and refusing to get up.

While exerting force, he covered his stomach and groaned "ouch, ouch".

"Ah!" At this time, a woman's scream came from the west wing.

When Chen Qingye heard her mother's voice, she immediately came out of the kitchen, walked into the west wing, and asked worriedly through the door:

"Mother, what's wrong with you? Aren't you and father up yet?

Grandma is not feeling well, do you want to get up and find a doctor to see her?"

When Chen Guangming woke up, he felt the bed was sticky and smelly. He quickly got up and found that his clothes were stained with feces.

He immediately reached out to his back door and found it was clean.

When he lifted the quilt, he couldn't help but vomit the overnight meal all over Chen Sun's face.

Chen Sun remembered in her dream that she suddenly had a stomachache, so she found a deserted place, squatted down, and solved her physiological problem in a refreshing way.

Suddenly, she felt someone splash something sticky all over her head and face.

She screamed at the top of her lungs, and that was the sound that Chen Qingye heard.

Chen Guangming saw that the bed and himself were both messed up by her!

The woman was still unaware and slapped her in anger:

"Idiot! Look at what you've done! If you don't have the ability, don't just eat like a fool, humph!"

After saying that, he quickly took off all his clothes, wiped himself again and again with a towel, changed into clean clothes, and rushed out of the door.

As soon as he went out, he saw his daughter standing at the door, her hand still in the posture of knocking.

As soon as the door opened, the stench inside immediately hit him in the face. Chen Qingye was shocked and took several steps back. His back foot hit a small stool and he almost fell down.

Chen Guangming reached out his hand and after his daughter stood firmly, he snorted and left with a flick of his sleeves.

He walked into the outhouse outside the yard and saw the pants his father usually wore piled up in a mess in the corner!

What's going on today? One by one?

Not only did I not get up when the sun was already overhead, I also had diarrhea.

There must be something wrong when something is abnormal. My wife is like this, my father is like this, then what about my mother and elder brother?

Could they possibly be so?

Chen Guangming didn't care whether it smelled or not. After hurriedly solving the problem, he quickly returned to the yard and rushed into the main house.

I saw that the doors of the east and west rooms were closed, and the groaning sounds of two people came from the two rooms.

Chen Guangming stood in the main room and shouted, "Dad, Mom, what's wrong with you? Is everything okay?"

Chen Lai seemed to hear the sound of nature and quickly responded:

"Guangming, please go and ask Doctor Zheng to come over and take a look at your parents.

I don’t know why, but today both your mom and dad have diarrhea and are almost fainting.”

Chen Guangming knew he couldn't delay any longer when he heard this, so he responded:

"Okay, mother, I'll go get the doctor tomorrow. You and father, hold on a little longer. Your son will be back soon."

After that, he left in a hurry.

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Chen Sun was slapped by her husband and immediately came to her senses.

After seeing his masterpiece, his old face turned red with shame.

She got up, threw everything on the bed to the floor, and took off all her clothes.

He used the uncontaminated half of the sheet to wipe his body again and again.

However, some of the poop stuck to her body and dried up, so she could only pick it off with her hands, enduring the nausea.

Next, wrap all the clothes and bedding together, wrap them in an old sheet, and prepare to take them to the river to wash.

Fortunately, it was only the end of August, the weather was not too cold, there were not many beddings on the bed, and it was a sunny day outside, so after washing, they could be dried by the evening.

Chen Sun had a nice idea, but things did not go as she wished. Just when she was about to ask her daughter to get her a basin of water, there were a few "puff puff" sounds, and she didn't even have time to squat down!

As expected, the floor in the room was once again stained by a large mess of disgusting stuff.

She really wanted to slap herself a few times, regretting that she had been secretly competing with her sister-in-law every day and had to force herself to eat.

If you eat less, the poop you produce will be less and not so heavy.

Anger and regret were of no use, so she held her breath and unpacked the "package" she had just packed.

Take out the quilt that you covered yourself with last night and use it as a rag.

After cleaning the dirty floor, he called out, "Qingye, is Qingye outside?"

After his father left, Chen Qingye hid in his room.

Hearing his mother calling, he had to respond: "Mom, Qingye has a stomachache. I wonder if he has eaten something bad? When he got up this morning, he kept wanting to go to the toilet."

Chen Sun was shocked when she heard this, and thought: Could someone have poisoned me? Impossible!

I cooked dinner myself, and the old lady served the food. Could it be...

After Chen Sun thought about it, she scared herself.

No, my husband was eating with them, and he looked fine.

After being puzzled for a long time, I could only calmly say to the person outside the door:

"Qingye, please fetch a basin of water for mother now. She is also feeling unwell. Please ask a doctor to come to our house later to see what is going on."

No one in the family thought that Chen Qinghu was sleeping behind the curtain in the main room of the west wing.

At this moment, Chen Qinghu was sleeping peacefully. If it weren't for the rise and fall of his chest, one would have thought he was gone.