The mercenary queen traveled through time and space to ancient times and only wanted to farm

Chen Qinghu and his father Chen Guangming received special care from Chen Qingxin last night.

The medicine given to him and his son was a drug that would make a person sleep for a slightly longer period of time and would not be harmful to the body.

I didn't expect Chen Guangming to wake up so quickly.

If Chen Qingxin knew about this, he would definitely wonder whether his medicine had expired and become ineffective.

Chen Qingye followed her mother's instructions, went into the kitchen, fetched a basin of hot water, and just entered Chen Sun's room.

Suddenly, she heard an angry roar from the east wing. She was so scared that her hands trembled and she poured a basin of water right onto the package that Chen Sun had packed with great difficulty.

After pouring hot water, an unpleasant smell quickly spread in the room!

The mother and daughter stood there in a daze, staring at each other, their mouths wide open and forgetting to close them. The smell they breathed in was too strong, and soon they both began to dry heave.

East wing.

Chen Guanghua woke up first and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.

He was just about to get up, but before he left the bed, his anus loosened, his body became warm, and his shirt and trouser legs were instantly filled with the fragrance!

This is not the end, he found out sadly:

My brother, who usually has a strong erection when he wakes up early, actually made a dripping sound when he urinated today!

In other words, the front and back were reversed, and the back stood up. If it weren't for the middle shirt blocking it, it would probably have hit the wall.

The guy in front who looked listless couldn't even lift his head!

It’s over, it’s over, isn’t he useless?

What about the widow Zhang who lives in his town and has a monthly contract?

There are still 20 days before it expires. If I fail, won’t all the rent be wasted?

There was also Miss Xiangxiang in Chunxianglou. I used to visit her twice a month, and each time cost at least 200 wen.

Fortunately, I was smart and was able to make some extra money when I was looking after the shop for my boss.

Otherwise, with a monthly salary of 1200 wen, would he have enough money to visit brothels and keep a mistress?

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After being woken up by her husband, the first thing Chen Lai did was to go to the toilet. She ran to the toilet in a hurry, making stinky farts all the way.

He didn't pay any attention to Chen Guanghua's predicament.

At this time, Chen Sun also came to the toilet, holding her stomach. When she heard her sister-in-law's voice, she lifted the straw curtain and went in without caring.

The pit toilet is a round, deep pit built with bricks, surrounded by a fence of branches, and people can squat on all sides of the pit toilet.

The two sisters-in-law were both women anyway, and in a hurry, they didn't care about so many things. One squatted on the east side and the other squatted on the west side, and the "puff puff" sound continued.

The family closest to the old house is the village chief’s cousin Liu San, who is also the third family of Liu the bricklayer.

Liu Laosan's wife smelled a strange odor and didn't know what was going on, so she came out to see what was going on. As a result, she almost vomited.

Aunt Liu told her close sisters what she had learned, and then word spread quickly, with more and more villagers coming to the Chen family's old house to watch.

Everyone was speculating what was going on with the Chen family’s old house.

"Hey, can anyone tell me what's wrong with Chen Yaozu's house? Why does it stink so badly?"

"Oh my goodness, I can hear the puff puff sound from so far away. What else can the puff puff sound be? It must be the poop or the fart."

"You have heard so much, how can you still eat lunch? I don't know what sin they committed, what good food they stole, and ended up with stomach upset and this?"

After taking a dump, little Chen Lai came back from the toilet and saw that the big tree in her yard was gone. She was surprised and shouted, "Mom, the crabapple tree in our yard is gone!"

Xiao Chen Lai's shout almost frightened the two people in the east and west rooms of the main house to death.

The two of them got up from the toilet at the same time, put on their clothes, and came out to look. But there was no trace of the crabapple tree.

They rubbed their eyes and opened their mouths as wide as they could fit a goose egg, but it was no use; all they saw was the big hole!

"Ah!" The shrill cry pierced the air and spread throughout half the village.

Chen Qingwen had a more sensitive hearing. When he heard the scream coming from the old house, the corners of his lips curled up.

Before last night, perhaps he still had a little awe for his grandparents.

However, when he learned that those two people were not his relatives, but might be the culprits who killed his grandmother and caused his father to suffer for half his life, he hated them both.

If he wasn't afraid of his elder sister being angry, he would have punished them long ago.

Chen Lai screamed and almost fainted. She held on and said:

"Oh, old man, it's terrible, our big tree is gone!

The big tree is gone, you know?"

What she meant was to let the old man know that there were 5 boxes of silver under the big tree!

Chen Yaozu got goose bumps when he heard this. "What's going on? Old lady, what happened? How come this big tree is gone?"

Chen Yaozu couldn't help it, he staggered and almost fell down.

It’s over, it’s over. The things in this pit are their sustenance for the rest of their lives!

just this?

The more Chen Yaozu thought about it, the angrier he got, and finally, with a "click", he fainted.

Chen Lai, who always had explosive fighting power, was like an indestructible cockroach. Not only did he not faint, but he also started to curse loudly:

"What kind of bastard is this who is so lacking in virtue that he even steals trees? Aren't you afraid of going to jail?

I must report it to the police. Yes, can someone help me call the village chief? I want to report it to the police!"

He kept shouting, and suddenly covered his mouth.

What if the government officials come and investigate and uncover what happened back then?

Are their family members going to die?

Thinking of this, Chen Lai covered her butt and stumbled back to the west room. She leaned under the bed and took a look. As expected, there was a "click" and she also fainted.

If Chen Qingxin saw this, he would definitely sneer:

"Tsk! This is so funny! Isn't he very powerful? Very fierce? Why are you dizzy?

Do you have the guts to curse again? Don’t you like to curse? Curse, what are you dizzy about?

Now that you have cleansed yourself from all the bad things, are you still so fragile?

Aren't you very strong?

You can run 600 miles and bring a few boxes here. How capable do you have to be?

How come you can't even withstand a little bit of a blow?

Don’t you care about money the most?

Don’t you only care about money, money and money?

How about I make you completely isolated from money?

What can you do to me?

Come on, get up and bite me?"

The two old men fell down at the same time, and the house was in chaos. "What's going on? Please ask Doctor Zheng to come and take a look!"

Village Chief Liu was called over. When he arrived at the scene, he saw this scene and quickly gave orders:

"Who is that? What's his name? Qingye, you little girl, are you stupid? Go get a doctor! Your grandparents have fallen down, didn't you see that?"

Chen Qingye found that there were few good people in her family now. She said with mixed emotions: "Dad has gone to invite them. I think he will be back soon."

"Everyone, make way. The doctor is here. Make way. What's so good about this stinking thing?"

"It stinks so bad. What did they eat? It stinks worse than dog shit. How could this person stink so bad?"

"What did that Chen Lai curse at just now?"

"It is said that the big tree in the big yard of the house has disappeared."