Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Perhaps because she was in a good mood, Fang Fang also had good news. Her period had always been irregular, but she hadn't taken it seriously until she noticed her belly was slightly bulging. Then she hurriedly took a taxi to the city hospital for a check-up.

A blood test showed that she was pregnant.

Fang Guoqing burst into tears on the spot.

God knows how envious and jealous he is when he sees the black back and the male rabbit who have become fathers every day.

Another five years passed in a flash.

A large number of young people returned to the village a few years ago, and the children in the primary school classroom were replaced by a new batch of faces.

The old man took his little grandson for a stroll around the village.

A group of black dogs of different sizes followed behind him.

【Prosperous! 】

Those are all my children. I, Tubulaki Xiaohuang, am lying at home waiting to give birth.

This powerful male dog's waist is really amazing. No matter where we are, in the woods, by the river, behind the house, at the foot of the hill, the Blackback takes me to play all kinds of tricks.

A single glance can stir up a storm, and he can hit the bull's eye every time...

My belly is like a ball, sometimes bigger, sometimes smaller. When will I give birth?!

There are forty-nine households in the village. Every household has built a rabbit cage, and every household has my cubs stationed there to guard the cage, so everyone responds to my call.

Even anything abnormal in the ant hole can quickly reach my ears.

Faster than a long mouth...

This is not what I taught...

【Prosperous! 】

The contractions came again. I rolled my eyes and looked up at the sky. The black dog leaned over and swung its big tongue to gently wash my face...

【Wang...】

roll!

Get out of here right away!

A wise man does not fall in love, and an iron pot only stews geese!

The truth┭┮﹏┭┮

Another litter of six puppies was born, all black, without a single color.

The black back was very satisfied and nodded repeatedly, they are all his own children.

The old man came back carrying his grandson who had fallen asleep on the way. When he saw Xiao Huang's lifeless look, he finally spoke.

[During the National Day holiday, are there any pet hospitals in the city? Take them to be sterilized. They have had enough. If they have more, it will damage their foundation.]

【Prosperous! 】

Still you love me, woooo ...

The black back was so scared that it tucked its tail between its legs and prepared to run away, but it glanced at its six cubs and its wife, and felt reluctant to leave. It whimpered a few times and came over and lay beside the mother and her children, as if tacitly agreeing.

I already have a wife and a child, why do I need a bicycle?!

Yes, both of them!

However, when the day of the operation came, the black back ran away.

It disappeared for several months without a trace. Its old owner searched for it for a while but couldn't find it, so he took the little black one back home cursing.

Two more years.

When Fang Fang became pregnant with her second child, the city's education department sent a new principal to take over Luer Village Primary School.

Luer Village has become famous for its meat rabbit breeding, and has gained both fame and fortune. The leaders at the top all want to make political achievements, and are watching eagerly, ready to get a piece of the pie at any time.

So, the excuse that an elderly mother is not capable of handling the high-intensity work of a principal was thrown around like a hat as soon as the leader came to the door.

The old man had long intended to bring his daughter, son-in-law and grandson back to his hometown. The two sides hit it off and took the subsidy given by their superiors in the name of a bonus. They packed up their bags and headed south.

【Prosperous! 】

Of course, there is also me, and my German Shepherd who ran away from home and whose wife follows her husband’s lead and refuses to be sterilized even if she is beaten to death.

It refuses to give up its happy sex life. Anyway, I, Xiao Huang, am old and probably can't give birth to children, so let it do whatever it wants.

We are both ten years old and it’s time for us to retire.

The children were born and raised in Luer Village, so there is no need for them to go out and have fun with their parents.

A row of black dogs lined up at the entrance of the village. After whimpering after the farewell, they turned around, shook their smooth and shiny black fur, and went to have fun in the mountains.

The few remaining wild rabbits, foxes and pheasants in the deep forest were all trembling in fear. They were running away because the wolf cubs were coming to destroy their household registration books again...

Fortunately, it was already late spring and early summer when we set out on the road, so the temperature didn't differ too much along the way and it was hot all the time.

The old man's hometown is Chuncheng. He took his daughter, son-in-law and their family to the cemetery to visit his wife who had passed away many years ago.

The cemetery was also surrounded by a sea of ​​flowers, which gave rise to a lot of tenderness and tenderness for no reason.

[Wife, I have been burning paper for you in the north for the past few years, and I don’t know if you received it. Look, I have brought the children back, and you can live your next life peacefully. If no one urges you to get married, you have to wait for me! ]

Fang Fang couldn't help crying. The little boy next to her grabbed his black-backed boy's ear with one hand and rubbed his mother's belly with the other.

I am still at the age where I don’t know how to worry.

Fang Guoqing's temples were also covered with white frost. He knelt silently beside his father-in-law, burning paper piously, feeling very grateful in his heart.

【Prosperous! 】

I was stopped outside the hospital and had a snorting standoff with the doorman and security guard who were threatening me with long sticks.

The old man left the old house and land to his daughter and son-in-law, but he himself fell ill and was hospitalized for two months.

The hospital could not find the cause of the problem after repeated examinations. It was probably due to overwork from sleeping in the open air during the years of searching for relatives, so the doctor recommended conservative treatment.

The old man couldn't bear to see his daughter having to work, pick up and drop off the children at school, and go to the hospital three times a day, so he insisted on being discharged from the hospital and going home.

【Prosperous! 】

When we met again, the old man and I were both so thin that we were just a bag of bones.

He was sick and I had just given birth to a baby.

Yes, my old and strong German Shepherd has made me pregnant again. That’s okay. I have a feeling that my time is running out, so I should keep some thoughts for the little ones at home.

There are only three cubs in this litter. They are very strange. Their fur is yellow and white, and they have thick and long tails and airplane ears. They are all straight, with only a little black on the soles of their feet.

He was born stepping on four white clouds, but these three brothers were born stepping on four pieces of dog shit.

The black back looked strange, and surrounded the three brothers, sniffing them vigorously and panting, as if dissatisfied.

Bah, if you have any dissatisfaction, just keep it to yourself! No matter how you smell it, it's your own child!

The mixed genes of my Tubulaki finally won out, and are much more recognizable than their brothers and sisters.

【Prosperous! 】

When I was fifteen years old.

In the summer, the old man passed away peacefully in his sleep. On his chest was the family photo that he had touched countless times, with a smile on his lips.

The black back also started crying. He tilted his head, wondering why his wife, who usually had the best relationship with the old man, was so dazed.

Fang Fang collapsed on the bed, crying uncontrollably.

Fang Guoqing wiped his face with a towel, took out the name list and called relatives and neighbors one by one to prepare for the funeral.

【Prosperous! 】

I moved closer to the old man and rubbed his cold hand with my big head.

In autumn, I picked an afternoon when the maple leaves turned red and ran out alone.

I went to the cemetery where the old man's ashes were buried, and all the flowers had withered.

My legs felt a little weak and I fell to the ground, staring at the sky with my eyes open, waiting to die.

There was an eagle circling in the sky. When I got closer, I realized it was a vulture.

【Prosperous! 】

I feel like laughing. It seems my next life has already been arranged.

【Wangwangwangwangwang! 】

Suddenly, there was a thing panting next to me. I tilted my head and saw that it was a German Shepherd, too!

I really don't want to be a dog in my next life! Get out of my way.

The blackback didn't listen. Its back seemed to have collapsed and it looked very old.

I tried to open my eyes wide, turned my head away, and looked for the vultures in the sky. Whether I could be reborn into a good life in the next life depended on this breath.

My eyelids drooped without warning. Damn┭┮﹏┭┮, I haven’t even seen where the vulture is.

After a long while, there was no movement around me.

But I can still hear my heart beating slowly in my chest.

【Prosperous! 】

I'm really hard to kill...

My eyelids were a little itchy, so they were passively opened a crack. It was already completely dark. A round-headed spider was pulling at my eyelids. It saw the light in my eyes and then, whoosh, rolled to the ground and ran away.

I sighed in my heart. It wasn't a dog, it wasn't a vulture, it was a spider...

Really good at playing, it's all fate...

The wind carried a few very familiar sobs in the distance, and that was the last sound I heard.

The word "lust" is a double-edged sword. Tubulaki Xiaohuang, who gave birth to two blackback football teams, and her husband Blackback, who is a romantic man, died!