Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

【(｀?w?′)】

(In this life, I can only be a gourd with a sawed-off mouth. I can’t speak, so I use this dazed expression to remind everyone of my existence.)

A slight breeze can blow me two miles away.

Yes, I, Wang Defa, woke up as a spider after jumping into the vortex of the animal realm for the 24th time.

An ordinary little spider with a completely black body, eight long legs, eight compound eyes, and no cute colors.

I don't know my gender, but who cares? I'm determined to be a widower in this life. With the romantic Blackback Pearl in front of me, who else can make me fall in love? !

I don't expect to be able to use these two special abilities, precognition and mind reading, in my lifetime.

Who would dare to touch a spider that is suspected to be highly poisonous?

What's more, it was a bustling factory workshop with so many people?!

Behind the camera is an excellent hiding place, but also a sanitary blind spot.

I have threaded the needle and woven a nest here.

Before this, I always thought that spider silk was sprayed out from the mouth, but in fact, it is sprayed from the end of the abdomen.

A belly full of dangling liquid spurted out, and once it came into contact with the air, it turned into extremely elastic and tough spider silk. Wow, I'm such a genius!

The workshop workers work in two shifts, from 8 am to 8 pm, with an hour's lunch break in between, and are paid ten hours' wages.

You have to arrive at work twenty minutes early for meetings.

【(｀?w?′)】

I widened my eight compound eyes and stared at the young men and women coming and going below.

I'm looking for someone.

I fell off the net because I slept too deeply yesterday and was nearly stepped on to death by a silly boy. A kind and gentle young lady stopped him.

I saw the label hanging around her neck, which read Hu Tingting. Even though she was wearing a mask, revealing only a pair of big, bright black eyes, I knew that she was as graceful as her name suggested.

Well, the place where I am setting up the network now is the gathering point for meetings on her production line, and it’s very close to Unit 2.

The workers on the day shift saw that people were starting to gather and worked with all their might, just waiting to get off work so they could go back and lie down. After standing for more than ten hours, their waists and legs ached badly and they were holding on by themselves with just one breath.

There are still six minutes to seven forty.

Production team leader Liu Bin was already standing with his feet turned outward. He glanced at his watch impatiently and began to look through the handover diary for today's day shift.

He had a buzz cut with very short stubble and a big scar on the back of his head. Well, he looked very social.

A few young men, arm in arm, came over talking and laughing, and stood in the line. The crowd, which had been silently making circles on tiptoe, finally became lively. Everyone had become familiar with each other and greeted and talked to each other.

Most of them had just finished their meal in the cafeteria. There were two men who were not very particular about food and did not rinse their mouths. There were vegetable leaves stuck in their teeth, but no one reminded them. Those who noticed just pretended not to see.

Even though there are hundreds of people on a production line, there are also people who suppress and dislike each other, and it is common for them to fight over a disagreement. Otherwise, why would Liu Bin, the production team leader with a bandit-like demeanor, be assigned here?

He is not good at stopping fights. Anyone who is caught in a fight by him will be kicked against the wall and forced to write a self-criticism or be fired.

Everyone is afraid of him.

Hu Tingting finally appeared when Liu Bin started the countdown, still wearing a mask, and her loose work clothes could not hide her slender and graceful figure.

She eats slowly, has been like this since she was a child, so it is inevitable that she eats late.

[Everyone is here, right? Squad Leader Wang, please take the roll call. Those who are not here will be marked as absent! ]

Squad leader Wang is a very inconspicuous, thin and small man in his early thirties. Standing next to the tall and mighty team leader, he looks like an honest minor.

He took out an A4 paper that was crumpled into a pulp from his trouser pocket and stutteredly called out the first fifty names on the list one by one.

He called out to someone and everyone in the team responded.

There were fifty-nine people who were supposed to attend, but fifty-four actually attended.

Five absentees.

Liu Bin asked him to go aside and stepped forward. He made a dignified speech and then told the superiors about the instructions. The workload to be completed tonight should be specified by the operators before starting to arrange the workstations one by one.

In fact, everything he said was not much different from what he said last night.

【(｀?w?′)】

I stared at the back of his head and felt like yawning as I listened.

Hu Tingting stood in the middle of the second row with her head down. The older sister behind her looked at her slender waist with envy, and pinched the flesh on her waist unconsciously, obviously distracted.

[Unit 2, packing, Hu Tingting! Loading, Yan Chengjun! ]

When Hu Tingting heard her name, she looked up suddenly. It was Unit 2 again - the death crew.

Unit 2 was under surveillance, and I was so sleepy in the middle of the night that there was no way I could take a nap.

She lamented in her heart, it was just a part-time job, why did she have to torment a little girl like her during the summer vacation...

The doors at both ends of the workshop are never closed all year round. They require ventilation and fire escape routes.

Therefore, there is no air conditioning on all the lines, only industrial fans overhead blowing directly at the heads.

Hu Tingting has been working for more than half a month and has caught a cold twice from this fan.

Fortunately, she will have to go back to her ivory tower in just one more month.

I used to think that studying was a chore, but now I feel that working is exchanging my life for money, adding insult to injury.

The sisters who share the same dormitory with me are all more hardworking than the men. Their waists and legs are so swollen from standing and working for long periods of time that there are dents when you press them. It's really scary.

【(｀?w?′)】

A mosquito hit the net, which scared me so much that even my sleepiness disappeared.

Well, I’m not that hungry. I haven’t digested the moth that I ate a few days ago that was three times my size.

Let it flutter around as it pleases; it’s in my net and can’t escape.

Regular employees are paid based on an eight-hour workday, with the additional two hours counted as overtime, and triple the pay on holidays.

Hourly wages are calculated based on the unit price agreed upon when the contract is signed. Hu Tingting caught the highest wage period this year, 24 an hour, or 240 for a day's work.

She signed for two months, which was just enough to earn enough living expenses for the next semester.

The work on the assembly line is simple, purely physical, and requires speed. It is very boring and tiring.

Hu Tingting's speed was not slow, but she still couldn't keep up with the machine, and was always looked down upon by the older brother in the same group who was operating the machine all night.

There were a bunch of processed but unpacked parts on the table. He threw them on the ground with a clang, which scared Hu Tingting so much that she jumped up and almost dropped the fragile items in her hands...

[Why are you so hesitant? If you can't do your job, get out of here. Tell the team leader to send someone else over! ]

He roared, and the people in the next crew shrank their necks in fear.

[Please slow down the machine. It's working so fast. I only have two hands. I can only go this fast even if I'm driven to death!]

The little girl also has a temper, and soft-hearted people are easy to be bullied.

The elder brother's eyes widened, he rolled up his sleeves and made as if he was going to hit someone, Yan Chengjun quickly pulled him back and advised him not to argue with the little girl, as he was old enough to be her father.

Well, Big Brother just divorced his wife a while ago, and he’s in a bad mood and gets angry easily.

During the night shift yesterday, he scolded a new guy in the same group and made him cry. As a result, that guy skipped work today and didn't come to work.

Because team leader Wang Bin has a working habit. Once a person is assigned to a fixed position, he will not consider changes for at least a week.

The young man was thin-skinned and had never been subjected to verbal abuse from people at the bottom of society. He was so ashamed after crying in anger. When he thought about having to work with that big brother for another six days, he was filled with despair and helplessness...

He barely made it until this morning when he finished his night shift. He didn't even have breakfast and went back to the dormitory on an empty stomach. He slept like a log and had nightmares all day.