Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

It’s a dream come true!

Yes, I, Wang Defa, am now a mouse fallen into a rice jar.

People call him Mickey Mouse!

With a slow motion of left and right hands, the snow-white, slender rice slipped through the fingers.

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

So proud.

So unhappy.

【Prosperous! 】

I shuddered, and using my hands and feet, I leaped onto the cupboard.

Just in time to avoid the fatal left hook from the yellow-haired native dog.

【Wangwangwang! 】

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

My goodness, it's shaking its head in front of me. It's looking down on me, Shu Defa!

【Wangwangwangwangwangwang!!!】

The barking of dogs was deafening, and the dilapidated paint on the ceiling was falling off.

[Snap] sound.

A piece of bacon placed casually on the chopping board suffered the consequences.

That was the main ingredient that my mother-in-law prepared for stir-frying dried radish and bacon in the evening.

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

Thinking of my mother-in-law's cruel methods, I slipped away.

The local dog was distracted and the target disappeared.

It was so anxious that it was spinning in circles.

My mother-in-law rushed into the kitchen holding a wooden stick as thick as her arm, with a ferocious look on her face.

[Xiao Huang, what's your name? Did you catch a mouse?! ]

【Wang...】

The local dog named Xiao Huang shrank his neck, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

When the mother-in-law saw that she failed, she got furious and kicked it.

【┗|｀O′|┛ Aw~~】

I stuck half of my head out from behind the lard can and saw Xiao Huang being kicked out of the door with a scream.

It fell to the ground with a thud, scaring away the chickens wandering in the yard.

【Giggle~】

【Wangwangwang~】

There was a lot of excitement.

The mother-in-law looked around sharply.

You can't tell at all that she is 77 years old and almost in her s.

He swung the stick with great force.

[Squeak——]

I shrank my neck, held my tail in my mouth, and quickly retreated behind the lard jar.

In my mind, I already had the image of my brains being smashed out by the mother-in-law's stick.

[Damn it, rat poison is still effective, I'll ask the old man to buy some! ]

At the order given by his wife, the old man who was holding a teacup and gulping down tea at the door set off.

It is sold in the small shop at the intersection. The owner is very cautious and even registered the purpose and home address for the old man.

Rat poison, if used properly, can bring peace to your home.

If you don't use it properly, the police will definitely come to your door.

I returned home and it was empty, with only a few shriveled peanut shells left.

【squeak--】

I just ate and I’m hungry again.

The family was penniless and destitute.

My mother-in-law put the rat poison in a paper bag next to the rice jar.

That's where I accidentally took a shit.

[If you dare to steal rice again, I will poison you to death! ]

[Squeak——]

I muttered quietly. My mother-in-law didn't look up and didn't know that I saw all her little movements.

My mother-in-law went out and closed the door behind her.

He moved very cautiously, more like a thief than I was.

Through the crack in the door, you can vaguely see Xiao Huang's hard fur, which is the same color as mud.

[Squeak——]

Dog hair must be prickly to the touch.

I leaped forward and did a standard 270-degree backflip, landing steadily in the rice jar without any splash.

Remove the highest score of 10 points and the lowest score of 10 points.

Congratulations to Shu Defa for winning the first Asian meter jumping championship with a perfect score.

[Squeak——]

I ate my meal in big gulps, pricked up my ears from time to time to listen for any noise, and was extremely alert.

After eating, they run away, leaving behind a few pieces of poop as a mark.

No one noticed that a gust of wind blew in from the crack in the door.

The light yellow powder was carried by the wind and some of it scattered into the rice jar.

Yellow, obviously.

My mother-in-law saw the yellow rice and black rat droppings mixed on the white surface of the rice jar.

It was a slap in her face.

【I……】

The mother-in-law was angry and annoyed.

I'm about to cook dinner, and the rat poison has been spread...

[It’s okay, you can still eat it after washing it! ]

she comforted herself.

Anyway, it was impossible for her to pour out the remaining half of the rice in the rice jar.

Have you heard that every grain of rice is the product of hard work?

Think about the era of digging soil and gnawing tree bark, who would be willing to waste food? !

The sound of water splashing.

My mother-in-law dug out all the rice grains that were covered with yellow medicine powder and washed them carefully five, six, seven, or eight times before she stopped.

Smoke rose from the cooking stove and the aroma of rice gradually wafted out through the window.

The big and small cackling chickens wandering around the mountains came back following the scent.

【Wang~】

Little Huang, who failed to catch a mouse at noon and was fined for not having his meal, was so hungry that he scratched the door.

The old man who was sweeping the yard with a broom laughed and scolded me.

The eldest grandson, who had been playing games upstairs all afternoon, came downstairs, grabbing his younger grandson's ear and playing with him, following the smell.

【Grandpa~】

【Grandpa~】

[Hey, my dear grandson, you must be hungry. Get ready. The food will be ready soon. ]

The mother-in-law picked up the spatula and put the bacon with fat fried out of it onto the plate. When she heard the voices of her two adorable grandchildren, she quickened her movements.

Soon, mother-in-law called on grandfather to help serve the dishes to the table.

My eldest grandson is still playing online games and I can’t take care of him.

The little grandson was already jumping up and down with greed.

[I want to eat bacon, grandma, I want to eat bacon~]

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

I want to eat too...

Mother-in-law was already accustomed to seeing the three rice-eating princes gobble up the food in no time. She held a bowl of white rice and slowly put it into her mouth.

The accident happened so suddenly——

The eldest grandson suddenly held his stomach and cried out in pain.

The old man also turned pale and covered his lower abdomen with his hands.

The little grandson was a little slow and burst into tears.

[Waaaaa——Grandma——Xiaobao has a stomachache——waaaa——]

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

It's such a devilish sound, so noisy.

The little yellow cat, who was eating ferociously outside the door, stood up with his ears erect, as if he heard some noise in the kitchen. Just as he was about to run to see what was going on, his tail suddenly became straight and his body fell to the ground uncontrollably...

My mother-in-law also had a stomachache, and she forced herself to call the emergency number.

[Hurry... help! ]

A family of four plus a local dog were completely wiped out.

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

I felt sad as I watched the old woman who threatened to destroy my entire household registration book fall to the ground with foam at the mouth.

Tell me, if they ate it even though they knew it was poisonous, this family shouldn't be so poor, right?

The ambulance was making a loud noise, and half of the people in the town came out to watch.

Four people, one ambulance can't even fit them all -

While the doctor was performing emergency treatment, he also asked nearby residents who had a car to help transport the two people.

When lives are at stake, no one cares. An old lady who always quarrels with her mother-in-law asked her son to drive the family van out.

The ambulance drove away again with a roar.

The enthusiastic old lady locked the door. Things are different now than in the old days. If you don't lock the door at night, the house can be emptied by thieves.

[Oh, this stingy old woman, maybe she has food poisoning again...]

[Squeak——]

You guessed it right.