Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Mix cephalosporin with shuanghuanglian and add a bottle of saline solution.

It flowed down the syringe and into the calf's neck.

Those tears flowed so much that it broke my heart.

[Moo, moo, moo…]

[Stop arguing. If you continue to argue, I’ll give you a few injections…]

This is Old Zhang who is in a bad mood. He is like a firecracker and will explode if touched.

[Eh? How many times has it been bred recently? ]

[Moo?]

As I was wondering, I noticed that the veterinarian's straight and thin index finger was pointing at me.

My anus tightened, it was purely a conditioned reflex.

[Hey, let me see, I marked every time.]

Old Zhang's wife picked up a handful of straw and rubbed it on the wall behind the door, revealing the word "正" carved with wood and stone underneath.

Each stroke seemed to be filled with excitement, revealing the earthen bricks beneath the wall...

[One, two, three, four, five... six and a half, thirty-one times! ]

【Moo——】

31 times a month, not missing a single day, he is a master of time management.

┗|｀O′|┛ Ouch~~

Wait, 31 times refers to one heifer, or two?!

I suddenly felt sore in my waist and knees, and I couldn't move my whole body...

The veterinarian was also visibly stunned.

[That shouldn’t be the case. Thirty-one times, and I didn’t get it right once. There must be something wrong with me…]

[Wait, let me ask someone. I really lack experience in this area.]

After saying that, his ears turned red and he went out to make a phone call.

【Moo——】

Shake people?!

I guess he was shaking his master.

I pricked up my ears, but apart from vague terms that I didn't understand, I couldn't hear anything else.

The wind is strong.

Old Zhang followed him out, puffing on his pipe, the smoke rings were so big that they could have buried my head completely...

[Cough cough cough——moo——]

[Hey, why are you coughing too? Could it be that you have pneumonia too? ]

Old Zhang's wife's eyebrows were furrowed into a "川" shape, and she was so anxious that she was about to get angry.

The veterinarian came in and was pulled by her to examine me.

Wonderful, asthenospermia + pneumonia diagnosed in one.

[Moo?]

[Fortunately, I have enough common medicines in my medical box. Auntie, quickly take the healthy one out.]

As the veterinarian spoke, he quickly inserted the needle into my neck with great precision.

The treatment is much worse, and the medicine is ice-cold, just like my cold boyish heart at this moment.

【Moo——】

MD, what is asthenospermia?

Is there a cure?

Won't he become a eunuch?!

My question is also the question shared by Mr. and Mrs. Zhang.

Before the veterinarian left, he was pulled by the two of them and whispered to himself.

With a series of shaking heads and waving hands, the noble and sacred position of breeding bull was completely stripped to the ground.

So, my happy sex life was unilaterally and forcibly ended.

【Moo——】

Woo woo woo┭┮﹏┭┮

The cow refused to accept.

The cow wants to cry.

Three days of intravenous infusion was both short and long.

It was short-lived because after the last injection, the only heifer that accompanied me was dragged away by Old Zhang.

It felt long because I kept recalling that past month thirty-one times, but I couldn't remember anything and my legs were trembling.

When it rains, it pours; bad luck always comes to the poor.

The weather was getting colder and colder, and I was alone in the empty cowshed.

Listening to the humming and laughing noises from next door, I felt as sad as if I had been soaked in a jar of old vinegar.

【Moo——】

[Moo!!!]

Listen, it's the "slutty bitch" with short legs that Mr. Zhang next door hired for 500 yuan, and she's demonstrating to me...

It even stomped the ground deliberately. Was it because it was unable to do so? !

I even heard the sound of Old Zhang digging the ground with a shovel.

Thanks to the wind and rain, the mumblings of Old Zhang’s wife were passed into my ears.

My short legs can’t reach my heifer, hahahahaha!

【Moo——】

Can’t reach it, hahahaha!

There is a picture!

Enough to make me laugh for a whole year hahaha!

Old Zhang dug a pit a foot deep behind the cow and pushed the cow, with an impatient look on her face, into it.

That short-legged slut only succeeded with the help of a few people...

【Moo——】

Bah, time is so short, fast boy! No, fast cow!

In less than the time it takes to finish a meal, both cows were bred and the payment was made.

The tricycle rumbled away, and the smell of diesel filled the air.

[Moo…]

Niu Niu laughed enough and felt dizzy.

So disappointed.

My heart feels empty.

Love rises with the wind, but it is difficult to calm down when the wind stops.

Aren’t there reproductive specialists among veterinary doctors who specialize in treating infertility?

[Moo…]

I lay on the ground with my head tilted, not wanting to eat anymore.

There are rat droppings in the haystack.

My wife is gone, am I really going to be so poor that I have to eat the garbage left by rats?!

I don't!

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

The greasy black-haired mouse stalked past my nose.

【Moo——】

A big round tear slid down from the corner of my eye.

I'd rather starve to death.

I don’t want to be a cow in my next life.

Apart from feeding them, Mr. and Mrs. Zhang seemed to have forgotten about me in the next few days.

I was so sad that I lost my appetite and lost several pounds.

A month later, the veterinarian was called in to touch the belly again.

Touch the two cows next door.

【Moo——】

Congratulations, both of them are pregnant.

Old Zhang's wife narrowed her eyes in a smile, and her sallow face was filled with some color due to the joy.

Old Zhang also rubbed his hands together and grinned.

Tsk tsk, those teeth are much darker than mine who have never brushed their teeth since birth, and are covered with smoke stains.

【Moo——】

The hay had a musty smell, mixed with increasing amounts of rat droppings.

I have a feeling I won't live long.

Before the veterinarian left, he saw me lying on the ground through the crack in the door and asked me a question with concern.

[Is that a weak bull? Why is it so listless? ]

【Moo——】

I rolled my eyes.

When it comes to professionalism, the one who speaks the most is a doctor.

Old Zhang said indifferently, "Let's take a look. Apart from eating less, I don't see anything wrong with it..."

[What does poop look like? ]

The veterinarian handed me a thermometer while looking at my anus. It was very smooth to operate without any sluggishness.

【Moo——】

Speechless.

I didn't want to move.

The stethoscope moved down my chest and abdomen. It felt a little itchy and I wanted to sneeze.

【Moo——】

Until the vet pried open my mouth, pulled out my tongue and took a look.

Then I noticed that his face turned pale.

He quickly took out a mask from his pocket and put it on.

[It’s foot-and-mouth disease!!!]

Old Zhang, who was watching at the door, stepped back several steps. Two years ago, several cows he raised died in one go because they were not treated in time for foot-and-mouth disease.

Lao Zhang's wife went to the fields to pick vegetables and didn't hear it.

【Moo——】

What is foot-and-mouth disease?

Is it the same as hand, foot and mouth disease in human cubs?

No wonder I have trouble swallowing food lately. I always feel a bitter, salty, and sour taste in my throat.

It turns out that he is sick again.

It's true, life is full of twists and turns.

Life of a cow is very hard.

[Body temperature 40.5, I looked at the hoof, it was rotten and oozing black water...]

The doctor sighed and rubbed the thermometer back and forth on my skin, which was so thin that my ribs were exposed.

【Moo——】

I'm dirty.

[Just give me a clear answer, is there any hope? ]

Old Zhang wanted to smoke his pipe again, so he retracted his hand and then clenched it.

[If it’s discovered early, it can still be saved. Now - it’s too late. You should deal with it as soon as possible. It can’t be sold. It’s highly contagious and there are risks to both humans and animals...]

Old Zhang: I am so heartbroken that I can't breathe. Eighty-eight thousand dollars has gone down the drain...

[The floor of this shed needs to be lifted up, lime powder needs to be sprinkled, and it needs to be thoroughly disinfected...]

[Fortunately, I told you to separate the cows last time, otherwise the loss would be huge. The shed next door also needs to be disinfected as a precaution. After all, she is pregnant...]

[Moo…]

To be honest, I don’t want to be a cow in my next life.

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

Even being a mouse is fine.

A big fire dyed half of the night.

The neighbors nearby could faintly smell the tempting aroma of charcoal-grilled steak, and they almost cried in their dreams because of it.

The eunuch Niu, who had a miserable life, died.