Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

I thought the nuclear waste water incident was a nightmare of mine.

Who knew it actually existed.

I heard from the boss lady that it has been discharged for more than two months.

It is also true that typhoons sweep ashore, the sea’s counterattack.

Damn little life, not doing anything related to human affairs, worse than animals.

Yes, I jumped from the animal path again.

Now, I am a parrot.

A parrot that lives in a lottery shop and acts as a lucky animal, saying sweet words all the time.

Sometimes I would feel pain in my eyeballs twitching, so I would blink my left and right eyes rapidly to relieve the pain.

They call it wink, autumn spinach.

【Wish you good fortune and prosperity, here are the red envelopes! 】

When I saw someone coming in, I quickly greeted them.

The sound was so loud that it echoed throughout the store.

The man originally just wanted a scratch ticket, but he smiled happily when he heard this. After scanning the payment code, he bought a few more tickets without hesitation.

The proprietress was happy to have some free time, so she left all the reception matters to me.

The man picked up the scraper in the pen holder and started scratching the lottery ticket on his own.

【Congratulations on getting rich! Congratulations on getting rich! 】

The timing was perfect. The man had just scratched the ticket in his hand, took a look at it, and looked up in surprise.

[Boss lady, I won! ]

The proprietress took the ticket, glanced at it, and picked up the calculator as usual, and started typing away.

[Oh boy, you are so lucky, your money has increased more than a hundred times, congratulations! ]

The man touched his head and grinned foolishly.

Invest 10 yuan and make a net profit of 1100 in one minute.

【WeChat or cash?】

【Cash in cash! It’s real only when you touch the money! 】

She opened the drawer and counted out 1110 yuan in cash, and pretended to hit me on the head with her right hand.

The man exclaimed that it was amazing, and was so happy that his teeth were showing and his eyes were not visible. He bowed to me repeatedly!

【Thank you, Parrot Brother! 】

【Call me sister, call me sister! 】

You are the elder brother, your whole family are elder brothers!

I tucked my head under my wings and refused to pay any more attention to him.

The boss lady has seen a lot of things like this.

She picked me up on the way to the mountain to worship Buddha. She raised me like her own daughter for 14 years, following me wherever I went.

At that time, she was still very young, with bright and gentle eyes, and her legs were in good condition.

Perhaps it is because good people are rewarded. Since the lottery shop opened the year before last, business has been growing steadily because of the existence of the fortune-attracting beast.

Hey, I am the god of wealth.

The first prize has been won several times, and local lottery players are rushing to check in, and it is known as a blessed place for making money.

Because of the masks, it was a little quiet for a while.

The busy morning passed quickly.

The proprietress finally had some free time.

She unlocked the wheelchair armrests, turned the wheel and went to refill my water.

Yes, the proprietress’s trouser legs were bare at her calves and she moved around in a wheelchair.

Ten years ago, she and her parents drove to Tibet and had a serious car accident.

Two elderly people who had just turned fifty died on the spot.

Only she was strangled by the seat belt, with her upper body supported by the airbag and only superficial injuries.

Unfortunately, his legs were squeezed too severely to be saved and were severed below the knees.

She was reluctant to drink any water the whole morning. There were no urinals in the store, and it was inconvenient for her to go to the toilet without someone to help her.

[If I wasn't paying attention, the bucket of water would be almost finished. I had to ask the chef to bring another bucket. ]

【Go home, go home! 】

After saying a hundred auspicious words, my throat is almost smoking.

Apart from Happy New Year, this is the sentence I say most fluently when I go home.

[Little sweetheart, you can't go home now. You still have a lot to do in the afternoon. Are you hungry? ]

I nodded and flapped my wings, causing the rack to shake.

[I'll ask Qiangzi if he has cooked. If there is food at home, can we ask him to send two portions over? ]

I tilted my head to look at her and said nothing.

[If he still hasn't woken up, hey, let's order takeout! ]

I nodded frantically, thinking this suggestion was reliable.

If Qiangzi doesn't sleep until noon every day and we rely on him to cook for us, we will both starve to death.

Qiangzi is the boss lady's husband. He has accomplished nothing, has nothing in his hands, is indecisive, has all his limbs intact but cannot tell the difference between grains.

I don't like anything about him, but the boss's wife doesn't care and is only interested in being nice to him.

It seems that many women who want to live a good life marry bad men.

Nobody answers the phone.

The proprietress looked a little lonely.

【Go home, go home! 】

In fact, I just wanted her to go home and see what was happening on the bed in the master bedroom.

Just like what I saw a few days ago when I happened to fly back and landed on the treetops outside my bedroom window -

The naked Qiangzi was hugging the naked strange woman.

The woman poked his chest with her index finger.

[You bastard, when are you going to confront your worthless wife? I can wait, but this piece of meat in my stomach can't. ]

【Ga? ! 】

[What's going on?! ]

Qiangzi heard a familiar bird call, sat up alertly and looked outside.

I've seen him kill and pluck the feathers of a chicken. I was so scared that I trembled all over and hid in the treetops, not daring to move.

Fortunately, the leaves were dense, and from his angle, he couldn't see my figure at all.

[Why are you showing off? I rely on her to make money to support me. Making money is so tiring. I can’t bear that kind of hardship…]

[Hehehe, only you can have the guts to eat her like that...]

[Well, without me bearing the humiliation, you wouldn't have such a good life. Come on, give me another kiss~]

Some obscene words are omitted here, and the two shameless people rolled together again after just a few words.

Unfortunately, no one taught me how to curse, otherwise, I would have cursed these adulterers until they were at a loss for words.

The proprietress always thought that I was being coquettish when I asked her to go home, so she shook her head and smiled, and the clay pot rice we ordered was delivered very quickly.

The delivery guy's face was tanned from the sun, and when he walked into the store with a smile, all that could be seen was a mouthful of dazzling white teeth.

[Boss lady, you ordered clay pot rice again. I always deliver it to you. It’s fate! ]

【Congratulations on getting rich! Congratulations on getting rich! 】

[Hey, my dear, you are still so sweet. Okay, okay, I will use your good wishes to help me win the grand prize today! ]

I grabbed the horizontal bar with my claws, jumping left and right, and sending him blessings one after another.

【Wish you good fortune and prosperity, here are the red envelopes! 】

[Come on, boss lady, give me a bet of this number. The lottery will be drawn tonight, right? ! ]

The proprietress had just opened the package of clay pot rice and had no time to eat it before she took the small note handed over by the delivery boy.

[It looks familiar. I think you called this number last time?! ]

[Yes, boss lady, you have a great memory. This is the birthday number combination of my whole family. If we want to get rich, the whole family should get rich together. How can I keep it all to myself?]

The proprietress's eyes darkened and she smiled and nodded.

[When your family is so happy, here, take your ticket, the prize will be drawn tonight, congratulations on making a fortune! ]

[Hahahaha okay, what your little darling said must be correct! ]