Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

[If I win the jackpot, I will never be a delivery man again. I am so unscrupulous that even my wife hates me...]

When the prize was drawn that night, the delivery guy won 5+1, the third prize.

The bonus for each bet is 3,000 yuan, which is a fixed amount.

He bought eleven times as much.

The prize money is thirty-three thousand.

Qiangzi was eating the midnight snack that the proprietress brought him. When he heard that he had won a prize, he hurried to ask about it.

[Who won? Did you buy it? ]

[Even eating can't stop you from eating. When have you ever seen me double my bet?! I only choose one bet every day. Whether I get rich or not is entirely up to fate!]

[Hey, do you have the ticket? Why don’t you just keep it secret and take the prize yourself? The other party may not know that they have won anyway! ]

The proprietress suddenly looked up at him, a cold light flashed across her eyes for a moment, and Qiangzi couldn't help but shiver on the back of his neck.

Qiangzi blinked and looked at her again, but she still had no expression on her face.

He couldn't help but curse in his heart that he must be dazzled.

【Don’t think too much about good things, be a person with moral integrity. 】

The proprietress said something indifferently and pushed her wheelchair to the bathroom.

I squatted in my nest, not saying a word.

I find it dirty to say a word to Qiangzi even more.

Madam boss, didn’t you see the long hair on the toilet towel?

We don't have any...

If you ask the proprietress if she is blind, the answer is no.

She closed the door and sat silently in front of the sink, holding in her hand the pink towel that had been placed in the closet and had never been opened or used.

Her hair was long, curly, slender and very shiny, unlike her short, dry, limp hair.

She turned on the water, and the sound of running water covered her soft sobs.

After Qiangzi finished eating a handful of skewers of meat, he took a big gulp of mutton soup with hatred. All the pores on his body opened up. He picked up a cigarette and felt as happy as a god.

He had long forgotten what happened just now. Anyway, his wife was a good earner and it was only three thousand. It didn't matter if it didn't work out.

The strong smell of garlic and smoke made me cough repeatedly.

If it weren't for the chains on his feet, he would have flown over and pecked him a few times to vent his anger.

Ah, no, I think he is dirty!

When will the boss lady dump him?! If I keep putting up with this, I’m going to get depressed…

As soon as the store opened the next day, the delivery guy came into the store excitedly, followed by a long tail -

There were six members of his family, all neatly arranged, not one missing.

I held my head high, full of energy.

【Congratulations on getting rich! Congratulations on getting rich! 】

[Hahaha, thank you Xiaoguai, I’m really rich this time! ]

After saying that, he put the bag of apples, bananas and nuts in his hand on the table.

[I went to the lottery center early this morning to claim my prize, 33,000, which is equivalent to my hard work for five months!]

[Haha, I saw that there was only one blue ball missing from the lottery yesterday. Don’t you think it’s a pity? ]

[How can that be possible? Winning five dollars is free money, let alone this much! ]

[Yes, as the old saying goes, in one’s lifetime, no matter how much you earn, as long as it is enough for you to spend, the most important thing is that your family is healthy and beautiful.]

The cheerful old man behind him also said this, not noticing the suddenly lonely look in the proprietress's eyes.

They are a family, she is so envious.

I flapped my wings, landed on her shoulders, and rubbed my head against her face affectionately.

Madam, I'm here.

Once I leave the house, my paws are never locked.

When I returned home at night, my freedom would be tied up with a thick and short iron chain.

It was also because of Qiangzi. He said that he was responsible for the cleaning of the house and he didn’t want the parrot to poop everywhere, which was disgusting.

He farted!

This parrot always goes to the bathroom first and flushes it with the door closed.

If you want to talk about disgusting things, it’s the people who bring wild women home to have sex with.

I have sensitive ears. In all the years they have been married, I have never heard any noise of goblins fighting in the master bedroom at night.

Obviously, when Qiangzi was with that woman in broad daylight, his screams were even more exaggerated and disgusting than those in action movies...

The boss lady never mentioned it to anyone. She would often talk to me in private, but there was nothing private about it.

What I don’t know is—

In the five years since they got married, Qiangzi has only touched the boss's wife once, when he was drunk.

After he sobered up, he vomited violently and almost went to the hospital.

Just at that time, the boss’s wife became pregnant. She shared it with me joyfully, saying that she was so happy to have a blood-related relative again.

Although I felt sad, I was also happy for her.

In the early stages of her pregnancy, she couldn't stand meat, so I accompanied her in eating vegetarian food for many days in a row, and her face turned green.

Even when people shout "Happy New Year!" every day, the air is filled with the smell of boiled vegetables.

Unfortunately, she was weak and it took a lot of effort for her to barely keep the pregnancy going for six months.

Qiangzi smoked, drank, and played games every day. He would lie on the sofa and not even look at her. Not to mention taking care of a pregnant woman, he didn't even care about the baby in her belly.

One rainy night, on the way home from get off work.

The boss's wife put me on her lap and slowly pushed the wheelchair home. Everything was fine.

When turning at the last intersection, a wild cat jumped out. In order to avoid it, the wheelchair slipped sideways and rolled down the slippery slope next to it.

Seeing her lying on the grass with blood all over her head and face, I screamed for help in a panic.

The sharp and piercing sound was particularly creepy.

At first, everyone recognized it as a bird’s cry and started yelling in annoyance, “Whose bird has learned to be a good person and can lie to people? How annoying!!!”

Until I almost broke my throat, repeatedly shouting "Help, help!"

This attracted enthusiastic passers-by to check out what was going on.

A passerby called Qiangzi using the boss's wife's cell phone, but he didn't answer and hung up directly.

By the time the ambulance arrived and took the child to the hospital, the child was already dead...

Even I, a bystander, dare not recall those difficult days.

The lady boss was awakened by Qiangzi's scolding——

He said, "It's just a child, isn't it? If you take good care of yourself, you can have eight or ten more."

He said, your pregnancy was unstable to begin with, isn't it your fault that you sat still all day? !

He said that after getting pregnant, you should stay away from animals like cats and dogs. Who is like you, holding on to a flat-feathered chicken every day and not letting go?

He said, my mother told me a long time ago that you were pregnant with a monster and it would harm people sooner or later, but you didn’t believe it.

He said, hurry up, if you don’t work now there will be no rice to cook at home.

Every word hits the nail on the head for me.

The proprietress cheered up and quickly left the hospital to open the shop and get busy.

I don’t understand the internal structure of the love brain.

When you are busy, you don’t have time to think about other things.

As time goes by, the pain seems to be forgotten.

The surrounding merchants also heard that the delivery guy had won tens of thousands of dollars in prize money, so they all came into the store to join in the fun and chat with me.

Don't be a bastard if you have business.

【Wish you good fortune and prosperity, here are the red envelopes! 】

Amid the calls for good luck and blessings, everyone gradually lost themselves.

Almost everyone bought a lottery ticket worth more than ten dollars.